It was like the forth of july , only with feathers....

I seen her laugh about it too:lovers:

I hit a bird in the woody too, It was awesome!! I still laugh about it

i've done doing a 100 down the highway i9 even turned the wheel so i didn't miss it

I have never killed anything with my cars

i've hit 5 cats 1 dog 3 squirrels and millions of bugs

Originally posted by Bzob
I have never killed anything with my cars


never?? Have you ever hit someone and not killed them??

That was a misunderstanding

"bicycle screaches"

Originally posted by Dragonzero
i've hit 5 cats 1 dog 3 squirrels and millions of bugs

I hope you get yours.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I hope you get yours.

She will

none of them were purposely except the bird

What goes around comes around.

damn you!!! I didnt not want to speak about this. I was trying really hard to erase it from my perfect record. I did giggle because the suicidal bird flew in to my car and after I hit it with the bumper it got caught in the tire and there was feathers all over the place I swear it was something out of looney toons...

God saw that giggle.

A bird flew right into my office window like a foot from my head a few weeks ago. It sounded like a brick came through.

hehehehehe I seen a crow do that in my front window..lol I ran outside to see if it was ok and it laid there for a couple seconds, then jumped up and waddled a bit and flew off...hahahahahahaha

Same with this guy, there was a huge cloud of feathers, but he managed to shake it off. I still have a couple of feathers stuck to the glass. I refuse to let them clean them. They brighten me up on bad days.

hahahahahaha *wipes tears*

I understand Allison but Aylex not you. I didnt think you had it in you to laugh at the handicapped misfortune of low-rolling birds. If it means anything it was destined to happen. When two low flying birds breed they give birth to an even more low flying progeny. Natural selection is the culprit here.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I understand Allison but Aylex not you. I didnt think you had it in you to laugh at the handicapped misfortune of low-rolling birds. If it means anything it was destined to happen. When two low flying birds breed they give birth to an even more low flying progeny. Natural selection is the culprit here.


yeah but she swerved into it, and this was not a he he he laugh. It was a (sun disapeared from the sky and lightning struck and kato darned a curling smile and it was like when Skelitor laughs)

Originally posted by Bzob
It was like the forth of july , only with feathers....

I seen her laugh about it too:lovers: RIP Ben Stalk

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *looks around to make sure vuger was not giving me the "evil eye"*

It couldn't help it Jorge, it was Looney toons all over, I did not go towards it, that's bull****. I did feel ****ty usually I am the ******* that stops in the middle of the street to let the squirrel go

Originally posted by Kato
damn you!!! I didnt not want to speak about this. I was trying really hard to erase it from my perfect record. I did giggle because the suicidal bird flew in to my car and after I hit it with the bumper it got caught in the tire and there was feathers all over the place I swear it was something out of looney toons...

LOL I cracked up on this. We were driving down the desert road one day and roadrunner ran out in front of us. It would have made it but for some unknown reason, the bird turned right into us and slammed into our headlight. Took out the light and stopped in the tire well area of the engine compartment!! Thank God it happened in CA, it's illegal to kill roadrunners in AZ.

You know those children with those big bouncy balls that roll into the street and then they naturally run off after the balls and get killed by drivers who didn't see the suicidal child until the last second?

Well I call them kamikaze kids.

Every time I see a toddler I think of Dennis Leary calling them drunked midgets. I then see these kids running into harms way, as if they're trying to create chaos and mayhem and they just remind me of the kamikaze fighter pilots from WWII. You know, except they're trying to take out entire families ....

Everytime I talk about them like this too, it sends Arju into fits of laughter.

- The Jake

PS: I've ran over several cats and dogs in my time. I may have even hit a coyote once out here too. And if they're running into my car they ****en well deserve it.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
PS: I've ran over several cats and dogs in my time. I may have even hit acoyote once out here too. And if they're running into my car they ****en well deserve it.

- J.

PLEASE COME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND HIT COYOTES!!! My neighbor saw three on our street last night and one had an animal in it's mouth. Not my kitties, thank God.

I wish someone had gotten a picture of that bird.

Best owned picture ever

Coyotes are pretty cowardly animals... you can usually just chase them off. They run off real easy out here. I can tell you now, if they came to our house in search of food (ie. cats) they'd probably be shot.

- J.

I still hate those damn animals. They howl most of the night and it's an awful noise when they get a rabbit. *shudder*

I've stories about them carrying off babies in the night out here...

They pick on anything smaller than them from my understanding.

- J.

coyotes? **** no. I've worked with coyotes for a wildlife park and trust me, they wouldn't take babies away in the night. Babies would be too loud.

Hey I'm only repeatin' what I heard. I think that story made it into the papers too although I could be mistaken.

A scavenger animal if it gets hungry enough, will do almost anything.

- J.

but also, a coyote is a scavenger like you said, not a predator. A coyote would rather eat trash than have to deal with something live.

The only reason I know these things like I said is because I worked with these kind of animals for years.

Yeah well I dunno much about them only that they're scared easily.

I'd never even seen one until I moved out here.

Closest thing I'd seen to one is a dingo.

- J.

so you must be from Australia

Yup. :)

- J.

Thing is I have been doing so good too, a deer ran in front of me in the middle of the night in a isolated road and I was able to keep myself from hitting in. As for the bird I think it was aiming to kill bzob since it slammed in to the front right corner of the bumper by him.

Jarrod I almost hit this kid in his bike the other day, he was in one of those low bikes that you ride like a big wheel? does anyone know what I am talking about? the boy was coming out from behind a moving truck without even looking.

Me and bzob made a game on our way to Chicago once...we called it name that road kill...lol

One of my neighbors set up a birdhouse in his yard, it was very evil because he he has 2 cats that are ruthless bird killers. Apparently cats think that birds are delicasies.

I also used to know a guy that would sick his American Bulldog on coyotes. That's who I got my Jack Russel from.

Originally posted by Kato
Jarrod I almost hit this kid in his bike the other day, he was in one of those low bikes that you ride like a big wheel? does anyone know what I am talking about? the boy was coming out from behind a moving truck without even looking.

A unicycle?

I dunno Kato but that kid sounds like he deserved what was coming....

- J.

Originally posted by Kato
damn you!!! I didnt not want to speak about this. I was trying really hard to erase it from my perfect record. I did giggle because the suicidal bird flew in to my car and after I hit it with the bumper it got caught in the tire and there was feathers all over the place I swear it was something out of looney toons...


HAHAHAHAHAA

I have this sick little pic in my head of a bird just completely exploding, just like the cartoons.....

Originally posted by Bzob
yeah but she swerved into it, and this was not a he he he laugh. It was a (sun disapeared from the sky and lightning struck and kato darned a curling smile and it was like when Skelitor laughs)

You paint a good pic there Bzob. I can see her laughing like that right now. I'm sure she wasn't all that evil tho.

Originally posted by The Jake
PS: I've ran over several cats and dogs in my time. I may have even hit a coyote once out here too. And if they're running into my car they ****en well deserve it.

- J.


Hey you never told me about the coyote thing. :-(

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