Tonight has been an EXCELLENT night. I'm liking the fact that I can call this guy, convince him to drive eight hours, and then have him bend over for me while he's here. It's about time. Usually I'm the one getting ****ed over. The best part about it is he enjoys doing these things for me. He went on a Del Taco run a few minutes ago.

Oh! Tonight some chick on a cell phone flipped me off on the way to Olive Garden because I was putting on makeup while driving. Pretty ironic, huh?

I've also come to learn the important difference between two terms since I have become an adult; ideally and realistically. Ideally is the way things should go, realistically is the way they do go. Ideally, I should be getting laid five times tonight, realistically, it's going to be less. :devil

Ideally, I should have had only two drinks tonight, realistically, we bought three bottles of wine at the Olive Garden. haha

you really need to meet me i go alot longer than that

where you at?

by sacramento

f4ck y04, c4nt!1

que?

**** you *****

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
**** you *****

i was'nt talkin to you... but **** you back!!! :cuss:





ass.

fine then.

:):):):):):):):)

better?

yes, dear. :)

thank you slut :)

i can feel the love

why isn't there any globalmma gear for sale in the store? How long has this place been in business? It still says, "coming soon"

so crystalline we gonna get naket???

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
why isn't there any globalmma gear for sale in the store? How long has this place been in business? It still says, "coming soon"

our store sucks the ass, sorry to say. i have globalmma.com shirts and **** like that, but you're gonna have to kick down some humz in order to get hand outs, hooker. :)

I dont want a handout, I want to pay money and get what I paid for, slut.

so you still haven't answered me we gonne get naket??

Crystalline, you're the wind beneath my wing.

Tanner, why the **** can't I catch up with you anymore? How am I supposed to talk dirty to you if you're never around when I am?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Crystalline, you're the wind above my knees.

That dude sounds like a puss...Im glad your happy

happy? Maybe for a short time. This is more like having a toy to bat around for a little while, but I dont feel guilty because nobody is getting hurt by it.

Whenever I settle down, I need a man that is going to be the man for me to be happy.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
happy? Maybe for a short time. This is more like having a toy to bat around for a little while, but I dont feel guilty because nobody is getting hurt by it.

Whenever I settle down, I need a man that is going to be the man for me to be happy. You need a Mute Mandingo Warrior that will hang off youre everyword...Id bet youll be happy

you need me

Originally posted by The Ensanity
You need a Mute Mandingo Warrior that will hang off youre everyword...Id bet youll be happy

mute mandingo warrior? hahahahahah

seriously though, I wouldn't. HONESTLY!

what is a mandingo warrior anyway.

LOL @ mandingo warrior.

CD mandingo is a character from a novel of African (See really Black burple color) desent that felt in love for a white woman. Much like Ensanity.

black burple?

hahahahah

that's a color you dont hear everyday

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3570&highlight=huge

Click for a mandingo warrior

OH MY GOD

hahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha

but wait, he's not burple.

oh ****, Ensanity, that pm in n/s. hahahahahhaha

sorry man.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
oh ****, Ensanity, that pm in n/s. hahahahahhaha

sorry man. NOW YOU TELL ME!!!

hahahahahhahahahah

that was clever though huh

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
hahahahahhahahahah

that was clever though huh Yes it was...happy no one was behind me

the fish, btw?

pisces...

http://educate.si.edu/lessons/currkits/ocean/images/fish.jpg

just aint sexy

lol