My mom was loking through history and saw what i had been looking up on google. I'm in deep **** and it sux. WTF do I do? This is a real ***** and not exactly the most comfortable stituation to be having w/ you mom. I slipped one time and didn't erase my history and I got ****ed. Sheeeeeeeit.

So she found ****...big deal

Its not like its drugs or anything. It might be uncomfortable but its not like she will hate you or disown you

Tell her..."but mom at least I'm not gay"

It's happened to me too. It's normal to look at ****. But if you have me mom like mine she will be making fun of you for years.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Tell her..."but mom at least I'm not gay"

Exactly....hahaha

Originally posted by Gman
It's happened to me too. It's normal to look at ****. But if you have me mom like mine she will be making fun of you for years.

Your Mom is the coolest

I forgot I'm in oakville for monday and tuesday. If you want to grab a beer or something.

The level of **** you are in is directly proportional to what your mum found in the history.

I've heard of some great stories where some kid was at the computer and got a bit too excited viewing **** and jizzed on the keyboard and then rang up tech support to help him out 10min before his mum got home.

- J.

Hahahahah that sucks man. Just avoid talking about it for long enough and the topic will dissolve.

I wish I had internet as a teen. ****in J.C Penny catalogs can only go so far

Your Ma may be pissed, but I bet your old Man is stoked

Hahahahahahah :stupid:

Originally posted by Gman
I forgot I'm in oakville for monday and tuesday. If you want to grab a beer or something.

Yeah sure man

PM me the info. There is a place I go to near my house

Originally posted by seldomTap
Your Ma may be pissed, but I bet your old Man is stoked
That raises a valid point -- whose to say its not the old man??

- J.

Is that you and Gman in your new av Creed?

You guys seem to have really hit it off....

Originally posted by seldomTap
Is that you and Gman in your new av Creed?

You guys seem to have really hit it off....

You still have to see Kaps and Gman standing next to one another.... the resemblance is rather uncanny!

- J.

Brothers, sperated at birth really

:nonono:

That is so cute...you guys go together really well....like Siegfried and Roy

Hahahaha...

Back to the issue at hand, perhaps this kid can just deny the whole thing?

If he's already 'fessed up to it however, yeah he is stuffed.

- J.

Originally posted by seldomTap
That is so cute...you guys go together really well....like Siegfried and Roy

If I ever meet you I am beating the **** out of you,

Anyone else notice that they set up a date on page one?

****.... at least it's not crack

Originally posted by Zen420
****.... at least it's not crack

It's just as addictive

and much, much more messy

Originally posted by Gman
If I ever meet you I am beating the **** out of you,

I sincerely doubt it. Seldom's scary in a league approaching Bzob.

I wouldn't want to piss him off... but then again I wouldn't want to piss of Magic Man even MORE....

- J.

If i said it was my dad i'd get beat. the guys no ***, but he wouldn't look at ****. Lol he's the last guy to.
Anyway ya it's not drugs, but she see **** as worse than most drugs. Lol it's just more uncomfortable.

BTW all moms and mom to be, down flip out on ur kids for liking tits.

Originally posted by Zen420
****.... at least it's not crack

It depends what part of the body he was looking at

Here's what ya say:

Mom, I know you're upset about the ****. But I've got some other bad news. I got Kristen from school pregnant. And I shot up heroin at this rave and I got HIV from an infected needle. I love you mom, but I don't think I've got much longer to live.


Just put into perspective for her that looking at **** and jerkin the gerkin aint that big of a deal in the BIG PICTURE of life.

Originally posted by The Jake
I sincerely doubt it. Seldom's scary in a league approaching Bzob.

I wouldn't want to piss him off... but then again I wouldn't want to piss of Magic Man even MORE....

- J.
I'd beat the **** out of seldom. He eould be pissing blood for weeks due to liver shots.

Originally posted by Zen420
Here's what ya say:

Mom, I know you're upset about the ****. But I've got some other bad news. I got Kristen from school pregnant. And I shot up heroin at this rave and I got HIV from an infected needle. I love you mom, but I don't think I've got much longer to live.


Just put into perspective for her that looking at **** and jerkin the gerkin aint that big of a deal in the BIG PICTURE of life.

I'd like you to know you're the reason I'll never walk again...

**** i put up posters of **** around the house

Yeah one time after a night out we some how ended up and this house of these three girls that were living together. They had poster of like half naked guys and ****. Creed would have been in heaven.

Originally posted by Gman
I'd beat the **** out of seldom. He eould be pissing blood for weeks due to liver shots.

You snaggletoothed little tub of goo...you make me laugh!

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah one time after a night out we some how ended up and this house of these three girls that were living together. They had poster of like half naked guys and ****. Creed would have been in heaven.

3 women who live together? Lose the half naked men and I would be

I caught my son once with **** on the internet. We scolded him and put up one of those programs where he can't access it anymore. But that was NOTHING compared to the fact he got busted in school with a ****o mag. He got it from his dad. And his dad was rather proud of him (just not in front of him...lol) Me? I wasn't too happy, but at least he's not gay. :)

Originally posted by Dragonzero
**** i put up posters of **** around the house Me too bro. I have a picture of a girl's ass above my bed in my room.

I have a girls ass ON my bed

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I caught my son once with **** on the internet. We scolded him and put up one of those programs where he can't access it anymore. But that was NOTHING compared to the fact he got busted in school with a ****o mag. He got it from his dad. And his dad was rather proud of him (just not in front of him...lol) Me? I wasn't too happy, but at least he's not gay. :)

That's sig material right thur. Cracked me up. Thanks.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I have a girls ass ON my bed yeah that'd be nice.

i have tera patrick getting hammered on my door

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I caught my son once with **** on the internet. We scolded him and put up one of those programs where he can't access it anymore. But that was NOTHING compared to the fact he got busted in school with a ****o mag. He got it from his dad. And his dad was rather proud of him (just not in front of him...lol) Me? I wasn't too happy, but at least he's not gay. :)

Working with the Internet, there's no substitute program for keeping an eye on what your kids say/do over the 'net (just like those anti-drug commercials).

The programs act as a nice deterrent, but make no guarantees, that's for certain.

I tell you this not to give you a hard time, just to make you aware that you can't always trust those things.

- J.

Originally posted by Dragonzero
i have tera patrick getting hammered on my door

Classy... how do you explain that one to your parents when they come visit? :)

- J.

i'm 26 years old man i don't explain ****

Hahahahah.

Originally posted by Gman
I forgot I'm in oakville for monday and tuesday. If you want to grab a beer or something.

do you want him to kiss you on the lips this time?

Originally posted by The Jake
Working with the Internet, there's no substitute program for keeping an eye on what your kids say/do over the 'net (just like those anti-drug commercials).

The programs act as a nice deterrent, but make no guarantees, that's for certain.

I tell you this not to give you a hard time, just to make you aware that you can't always trust those things.

- J.

We also have a program that tells us where he's been and what he types in. The kids' computer is right next to mine, so I check up on them all the time, not to mention it's in the family room. And no offense taken. I believe that it takes help from all angle to raise children these days....I had a lousy mother so I work hard at being a good one, but I've made my share of mistakes. :)

Kewl MCM... glad to hear it.

I just hear a lot of bad parents blaming the Internet/TV/society for all the **** that their kids see and take in, rather than taking a direct interest in what it is that their kids are digesting.

Just making sure you're not one of them :)

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Kewl MCM... glad to hear it.

I just hear a lot of bad parents blaming the Internet/TV/society for all the **** that their kids see and take in, rather than taking a direct interest in what it is that their kids are digesting.

Just making sure you're not one of them :)

- J.

Thank you. And hell no, I'm not one of them. I didn't have that happy of a childhood, but I don't do drugs, drink, steal, act crazy just to blame it all on "my lousy parents". I had my three kids, I will raise my three kids. I've had A LOT of problems with my son. He used to say "why did you have me if I'm so bad?" But with hard work and perseverence he has FINALLY started to accept the consequences of his actions and stop blaming everyone else.

Man, I have the coolest parents in the world I have no idea how I got so lucky. Seriously, every other family I know of is screwed up in one way or another. Mine has honestly been referred to as the Brady Bunch.

Even though there's heaps of parents and books and guides on the subject, you can't really write book or a roadmap on life itself...

- J.

Yeah my family split up, but I still think I have the coolest parents. They put all the trust in the world in me, but only after it was earned.