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JunglistSoldja
07-20-2008, 12:40 PM
How cringeworthy is this. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B6ucoSoIy4

Dynamite Kid
07-20-2008, 12:44 PM
LMAO A LEGEND Huckerby was a divion 1 player at best

JunglistSoldja
07-20-2008, 12:47 PM
"he comes from the norfolk team"

lol what a prick

Dynamite Kid
07-20-2008, 12:53 PM
"he comes from the norfolk team"

lol what a prick

how can u form a worthwhile opinion on football when things like that are being reported to u lol

anybody with half a brain in England knows Huckerby is a good Championship player and nothing more

kayjay
07-20-2008, 01:47 PM
I have access to everything you have concerning football. Every match and every football-related program is shown here.

$partacus
07-20-2008, 01:59 PM
LMAO someone edited wikipedia and put Nore Folk team
Darren Carl Huckerby (born April 23, 1976 in Nottingham, Nottinghamshire), is an English footballer who currently plays with the San Jose Earthquakes of Major League Soccer. Formerly of the Nore Folk team.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Huckerby

Nicky_Hatton
07-20-2008, 05:46 PM
LMAO

You ever played against Beckham?

2 minutes earlier Darren Huckerby "Beckham was playing, so it was nice to win."

JunglistSoldja
07-20-2008, 06:48 PM
"Look man your weaving through everybody"

Someone please shoot him

abadger
07-21-2008, 11:17 AM
Deary me. Perhaps he was a legend in Norwich.

He did threaten to be a pretty good player at one time, but then it turned out he had no skill.

That was very funny.

kayjay
07-21-2008, 11:18 AM
Deary me. Perhaps he was a legend in Norwich.

He did threaten to be a pretty good player at one time, but then it turned out he had no skill.

That was very funny.

I expected you to stop the hate; you let me down, son.

abadger
07-21-2008, 11:19 AM
I have access to everything you have concerning football. Every match and every football-related program is shown here.

But, crucially, do you get Fat Yank commentators and analysts or do you get our ones? Ours are bad too, but Fat Yank ones are worse.

kayjay
07-21-2008, 01:41 PM
But, crucially, do you get Fat Yank commentators and analysts or do you get our ones? Ours are bad too, but Fat Yank ones are worse.

For EPL I get your guys.

For CL we have our own, but they're British. You need to have a British accent to get the job.

Serie A we have a guy with a Spanish accent, the same guy who does Argentinian league.

abadger
07-21-2008, 01:54 PM
For EPL I get your guys.

For CL we have our own, but they're British. You need to have a British accent to get the job.

Serie A we have a guy with a Spanish accent, the same guy who does Argentinian league.

Well thats alright then. You too can be as expert as we are.

majestiC
07-23-2008, 03:44 AM
For EPL I get your guys.

For CL we have our own, but they're British. You need to have a British accent to get the job.

Serie A we have a guy with a Spanish accent, the same guy who does Argentinian league.

But you have Tommy Smith who should be shot!

Don Gorgon
07-23-2008, 05:49 AM
Ray Hudson is a legend, wish we could get him on some of our channels!

majestiC
07-23-2008, 06:59 AM
Ray Hudson is a legend, wish we could get him on some of our channels!

LOL hes ****ing crazy that guy I would love him on UK tv to, something a bit different better then Lawro anyway.

Rkicards
07-23-2008, 11:23 AM
Football is a girls sport in the states. A minority sport. Any males who play it are considered gay. I can see why it's popular in engayland

kayjay
07-23-2008, 03:11 PM
But you have Tommy Smith who should be shot!

His voice is funny. I quite enjoy having him on the TV, though I don't put any stock in what he says.

Don Gorgon
07-23-2008, 03:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS6Np-g_h5w

Know The Ledge! (Ray Hudson)

Rafael Benitez
07-24-2008, 05:15 AM
Football is a girls sport in the states. A minority sport. Any males who play it are considered gay. I can see why it's popular in engayland

Its a good job you pointed out that because 'football' in America is played with tights and helmets incase they get hurt. Awwww. Them fat linemen look very YMCA. It's not popular, they just bought tickets to NFL smear the queer in Wembley coz it was a cheap day out at Wemberly!

Association football on the other hand has no tights, no gays from San francisco and is played EVERYWHERE in the world. Engayland are ****e at it because they keep developing white mans with no skill like Becks who suck **** like Julian Clary and dress like him too!

Rafael Benitez
07-24-2008, 05:22 AM
LMAO

You ever played against Beckham?

2 minutes earlier Darren Huckerby "Beckham was playing, so it was nice to win."

LOL. I was laughing at that to. The funny thing is there is a yank who comes on five live who actually does know his ****. Sometimes he corrects the dumb qualios from smelly estates when they can't understand where the width comes from in 4-3-3 and other continental stuff. Some idiot commentator was saying the central midfielder was the widest man because he was the farest out in midfield, and you get no real width from the wing-forwards. The tit was corrected and educated how you get the width from the wing backs all in a aynky accent! After all that he said 'Oh I see, that's interesting' and sounded confused.

Southerners are daft bastids I tell thee!!

beecherhq
07-24-2008, 08:27 AM
I was shown a video by a friend online, where american 'soccer' pundits were showing highlights from a fulham game and clint dempsey had a good game. They went bat**** crazy about it saying he's the next rooney and stuff - funny as ****.

Rafael Benitez
07-25-2008, 02:15 AM
I was shown a video by a friend online, where american 'soccer' pundits were showing highlights from a fulham game and clint dempsey had a good game. They went bat**** crazy about it saying he's the next rooney and stuff - funny as ****.Funny you should mention Rooney beacuse he is ****e too and not highly rated on continent as Crouch because obviously he can't score as often! Thank You for giving an example of how Brit pundits in some ways do the same too with their own players!!!!!

Rooney had another goaless ****eyed shooting game when Fab put him up front alone for England but they were going ape**** on MOTD! They been riding Beckhams dick for a decade now but he still hasn't acheived anything above the average! Apart from Gerrard, Owen(pre-injury) and zi underrated English Kaiser - Hargreaves, they are all either average or good but not world class! Obviously they are not completly ****e like Dempsey but they aren't exactly Brazilians now are they?

Dynamite Kid
07-25-2008, 10:18 AM
Darren Huckerby is regarded as a ledge in America maybe thats why Kaygay views his own football abilitys so higly and thinks he could befreind all the top proffesional players in Birmingham within a week

he is dillusional cause he keeps being called a legend like Huckerby ,he thinks Adu is the next Messi

Dynamite Kid
07-25-2008, 10:36 AM
remember World Cup 94 when everyone was rolling their eyes at thought of the Americans ruining it with all their tacky stupid ideas

!!! Beowulf !!!
07-25-2008, 10:56 AM
remember World Cup 94 when everyone was rolling their eyes at thought of the Americans ruining it with all their tacky stupid ideas

Yet they didn't.

Fernando Torres
07-29-2008, 02:54 AM
Yet they didn't.

I think they did. Just having it in America was bad enough. No local awareness and pitches so narrow you might as well forget about 4-4-2. And they have the audacity to apply for 2018!!!!

JunglistSoldja
08-03-2008, 08:20 PM
I was shown a video by a friend online, where american 'soccer' pundits were showing highlights from a fulham game and clint dempsey had a good game. They went bat**** crazy about it saying he's the next rooney and stuff - funny as ****.

lol find the link please