View Full Version : Yesterday a stripper dipped her big, fake breast in my beer


Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:05 PM
while I was sitting at the rack. It was NICE.

LukeDothSucketh
08-20-2003, 01:05 PM
So how fast did you pound that one back...

Bzob
08-20-2003, 01:05 PM
Whats "the Rack"? her boobs

wondermut
08-20-2003, 01:05 PM
pics

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:06 PM
too bad it was a drag queens tits

mmafanman
08-20-2003, 01:07 PM
Was she lactating? Beer and milk go good together, you know.

LukeDothSucketh
08-20-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
too bad it was a drag queens tits

Was that supposed to be a joke, or are you just tryignt o prove to us how stupid you are. Believe me, WE KNOW.

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:08 PM
luke quit riding blue's nut sack it doesn't become you

LukeDothSucketh
08-20-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
So how fast did you pound that one back...

Yep sure was brown nosing there...

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:09 PM
Luke, it was about 15 seconds to knock that Sierra Nevada back, Bzob, the rack is the "front row" that some call they gyno section where they are VERY close and you can see lots, Wondermutt, they don't let people take pics in strip clubs. I know because I've tried.

Fury Dragon
08-20-2003, 01:11 PM
Hahahaha. Good stuff. :lol2:

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:11 PM
Dragonzero, there was a guy there who got kicked out because he had his crackpipe hanging out of his mouth ..he kind of reminded me of you.

Zen
08-20-2003, 01:13 PM
Did it taste better or the same after having titty dipped in it? Did she let you lick the beer or foam off of her tits?

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:13 PM
did it take you long to think of that one blue?

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
Did it taste better or the same after having titty dipped in it? Did she let you lick the beer or foam off of her tits?

It tasted WAAYY better with stripper flavoring. Dragonzero, I don't even have to think of anything to say to make you look stupid, you do a great job by yourself.

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:17 PM
you are a ****ing taint monster

Bzob
08-20-2003, 01:18 PM
You are not allowed to say taint anymore today


Blue: I thought you were on the wagon?

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Bzob

Blue: I thought you were on the wagon?

Yeah....that venture was not entirely succesful. I drank enough to kill a pirate yesterday.

Bzob
08-20-2003, 01:21 PM
Good for you, You deserve it

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Good for you, You deserve it

That's what I say! Yesterday was an AWESOME stripper day. They were SOOOO hot and it was really dead in there so I got lots of attention. Only cost a couple of hundred bucks too. Not a lot of people enjoy liquid lunches while working like I do.

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:29 PM
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mmafanman
08-20-2003, 01:36 PM
Hey Dragon, is your back still hurting or have you found another excuse to post whore?

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:36 PM
**** i got even worse news yesterday from my doc

mmafanman
08-20-2003, 01:39 PM
what did the doc say?

LukeDothSucketh
08-20-2003, 01:40 PM
"You're a ***."

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:40 PM
he recomended i see a surgeon and says i most likely will need surgery

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
he recomended i see a surgeon and says i most likely will need surgery

I'm sure you'll be happier living life as women as opposed to being an angy, hate filled homosexual. And don't worry, I hear that things almost never go wrong with those sex change operations.

mmafanman
08-20-2003, 01:44 PM
Lol.

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:44 PM
haha **** you blue i'm serious i might have lower back surgery and to be honest i'm scared like a little *****

mmafanman
08-20-2003, 01:45 PM
what the **** did you do so bad to have surgery on your back?

LukeDothSucketh
08-20-2003, 01:45 PM
LOL at sex change


Just tell the surgeon not to knock you out during the operation and consider the pain a gift from me to you :)

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by mmafanman
what the **** did you do so bad to have surgery on your back?



i was carrying a 300 pound china hutch and ****in slipped going backwards up saome stairs and ruptured 2 discs in my lower back plus pinched 3 nerves

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
LOL at sex change


Just tell the surgeon not to knock you out during the operation and consider the pain a gift from me to you :)




i love you luke

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
haha **** you blue i'm serious i might have lower back surgery and to be honest i'm scared like a little *****

Actully I am sorry to hear that. Back **** SUCKS. The meds they give you for back pain are pretty sweet, but back pain is such a bummer. I had to have surgery on my rotator cuff when i got hit by a car and it never healed right. Hope yours goes better man. Are they giving you somas or flexiril for the pain now?

mmafanman
08-20-2003, 01:48 PM
what the **** you doing carrying a 300-pound China hutch? and what the **** is a China hutch anyway?

mmafanman
08-20-2003, 01:49 PM
Vicodin and a beer. Works all the time.

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:49 PM
a china hutch is what your mom puts her chine and **** in it was solid ****in oak

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Actully I am sorry to hear that. Back **** SUCKS. The meds they give you for back pain are pretty sweet, but back pain is such a bummer. I had to have surgery on my rotator cuff when i got hit by a car and it never healed right. Hope yours goes better man. Are they giving you somas or flexiril for the pain now?




they haven't gave me **** for it ans=d i don't know why so i just prescribed my own **** ......weed

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 02:22 PM
Back to the titties. They were AWESOME. I would like to shake that surgeons hand.

DragonZero
08-20-2003, 02:24 PM
**** oooooooff

Bzob
08-20-2003, 02:46 PM
I was carying a 302 V8 engine with a friend and he slipped comeing out of a van and If there was ever a day i thought i would blow a testicle it was for those 10 seconds

Bluecifer
08-20-2003, 03:00 PM
By blow testicle do you mean his testicle and your mouth or are you talking hernia?

Fallout
08-20-2003, 08:43 PM
Hoping Bzob, its his mouth