Is he the ****test character in Soap?

Its simple peeps!

He is a ****in little deaf prick, but I must say it is close between him and a few others.

Bianca and her whole family and big mo instantly spring to mind. Great soap though, never miss an episode!

Stella should have killed the little tard. LOL!

He is a ****in little deaf prick, but I must say it is close between him and a few others.

Bianca and her whole family and big mo instantly spring to mind. Great soap though, never miss an episode!

Same here!:D

I ****in hate Ben though. I would never hit a kid but i would make an exception for him. I cant believe he's a Mitchell, what you doin Phil?. Grant wouldnt have it if he was there!!!

Same here!:D

I ****in hate Ben though. I would never hit a kid but i would make an exception for him. I cant believe he's a Mitchell, what you doin Phil?. Grant wouldnt have it if he was there!!!

You know phil was like that when he was a kid though, whenever I see him now I laugh at what a bad tough guy he is.
He's just a fat, red faced, bald cunt really.
My fave is probably Shaun slater at the mo, he is a fellow Brighton fan in real life, he's from my home town aswell. And he slapped that blonde tart today. Go on my son.

You know phil was like that when he was a kid though, whenever I see him now I laugh at what a bad tough guy he is.
He's just a fat, red faced, bald cunt really.
My fave is probably Shaun slater at the mo, he is a fellow Brighton fan in real life, he's from my home town aswell. And he slapped that blonde tart today. Go on my son.

Haha that was brilliant!!:D

I suppose we get the idea of Phil as a tough guy a bit cos he picks on Ian Beale and lets be honest he does deserve it!!!!

Haha that was brilliant!!:D

I suppose we get the idea of Phil as a tough guy a bit cos he picks on Ian Beale and lets be honest he does deserve it!!!!

Yeah, Ian is a fanny though. But he does deserve it, I would bully him if I was Phil.
Remember when Phil flushed Ian's head in the bog?? HAHAHAHA

Is it wrong that I find Bianca's eldest daughter quite fit even though she's only meant to be 15? She's a **** actor but i think I would.

Haha that was brilliant!!:D

I suppose we get the idea of Phil as a tough guy a bit cos he picks on Ian Beale and lets be honest he does deserve it!!!!

Like Sean picking on slags and that little black dude that cleaned the roads?

Grant's the real 'ard man from walford.

Like Sean picking on slags and that little black dude that cleaned the roads?

Grant's the real 'ard man from walford.

I miss Nigel, his pubic curls used to make every day special.

I miss Nigel, his pubic curls used to make every day special.

Dennis could give me his left hook any day.

Dennis could give me his left hook any day.

Do you mean Dennis the younger? T'was a shame he got killed.

You gonna watch our Danny Southpaw??

Do you mean Dennis the younger? T'was a shame he got killed.

You gonna watch our Danny Southpaw??

Danny is a secret pleasure of mine. I wouldn't miss him for the world, so I wouldn't.

Danny is a secret pleasure of mine. I wouldn't miss him for the world, so I wouldn't.

Good, his trousersnake is the stuff of legends. That's why he wears those ridiculous size shorts.
When he lost to Audley his beef bayonet came unraveled in his pants and the blood ran from his head and he passed out.
True story.

Good, his trousersnake is the stuff of legends. That's why he wears those ridiculous size shorts.
When he lost to Audley his beef bayonet came unraveled in his pants and the blood ran from his head and he passed out.
True story.

Tis the cunting truth, so it is.

I was planning to atop Mr Kiplings' cakes with me special sauce just to please the fella.

He is a little poo pirate.

Tis the cunting truth, so it is.

I was planning to atop Mr Kiplings' cakes with me special sauce just to please the fella.

I've heard those little kipling slices have Danny's david seaman on them, he's quite skillful how he gets the pink lines across them.

Here he comes, come on big fella.

I've heard those little kipling slices have Danny's david seaman on them, he's quite skillful how he gets the pink lines across them.

Here he comes, come on big fella.

Me trousersnake is certainly ready.

Me trousersnake is certainly ready.

I've got the tissues and lube at the ready.

This is gonna be a good'un. I can feel it.

I've got the tissues and lube at the ready.

This is gonna be a good'un. I can feel it.

^^^^^^^^^ Why did I say that??

Wake me up when something happens.

Is he the ****test character in Soap?

Its simple peeps!

I thought this was going to be a thread about whether or not we'd want to **** him, complete with nude pics to help us make up our minds.


I feel cheated, you heartless cunt. :(

I thought this was going to be a thread about whether or not we'd want to **** him, complete with nude pics to help us make up our minds.


I feel cheated, you heartless cunt. :(

I'd like to shout in his earpiece.

I'm drunk

Bianca and her whole family and big mo instantly spring to mind.

Leave Bianca and her family alone. Whitney would definitely get it from me. Say what you will about that statement.

Yeah, Ian is a fanny though. But he does deserve it, I would bully him if I was Phil.
Remember when Phil flushed Ian's head in the bog?? HAHAHAHA

Is it wrong that I find Bianca's eldest daughter quite fit even though she's only meant to be 15? She's a **** actor but i think I would.

Not at all I know this bird who looks well like her.

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I thought this was going to be a thread about whether or not we'd want to **** him, complete with nude pics to help us make up our minds.


I feel cheated, you heartless cunt. :(

You want to give little Ben one right down the pipe?? :?!::eek:

The Classic Pub raid!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPGm1xm244Y

Somebody needs to give him a good beating/raping.