**** ‘Reality TV’

It’s a waste of time. I hate it with EVERY fiber of my being. The fact that people are abscessed with ‘Reality TV’, shoooows you how ****ed up the world has gotten. I’d rather have my scrotum hit with Barry Bonds bat than watch more than 1 hour of that reality crap.

Ill admit it…I use to watch a lil “Real World’ here and there….but even that show has been ****ed over by this HUGE genre….before REAL WORLD was a 6 week show…now its about 3 years per season. They stretch the hell out of it. WHY? Because EVERYBODY LOVES REALITY TV…Well I don’t.

I remember great shows like ‘Married with Children’ ‘Three’s Company, and the greatest show ever ‘The Simpsons’

But those shows take a lot of money to make compared to a Reality show…For a Reality show all you need is to find a 20 something attention whore with good looks…

No writers
No actor pay
Which means a fast cheap product with huge ratings

Well this all I got to say…

Big Brother, suck a nut
Survivor, suck a nut
Real World, suck a nut
Temptation Island, suck a nut
Cupid, Suck a nut
American Idol, suck a nut
Joe Millionaire, suck a nut
Queer eye for the straight guy, suck a…ummmm…uhhhh…go eat cooter

I’m done, ANYBODY up for a game of Jenga?

I agree with you %100. I find the reality dating shows the most repulsive though. I NEVER watched real world TV shows(MAD real world doesn't count). I never even saw survivor, or which whore wants to marry a millionaire, but I did like when animals attack stupid people.

get on aim ensanity

Im at work CD :(

I remember when I uesed to have AIM, I would talk to Cesaro every morning. I wish he'd post more. I miss all of his complaining.

virgin against aol?

What? Virgin against AOL? My brain must be jacking off because i don't get it...

Of all the women I've had in my life, I've never had a virgin...

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
virgin against aol? Yep...especially if you are one step away from getting written up for being on the net too much like me

Originally posted by Mouse
Of all the women I've had in my life, I've never had a virgin...

How about the men? J/k mouse, put the machete away...

I saw sex survivor on the spice channel.

Originally posted by Gman
I saw sex survivor on the spice channel.

That's different, I'd watch that.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That's different, I'd watch that.

Originally posted by Mouse
Of all the women I've had in my life, I've never had a virgin...

really! By choice or just no opportunity?

By choice.. I can't STAND it when I get a girl who doesn't know what the hell she's doing. I love girls who have been around a little bit and can keep up with me.

No more sex talk.

wouldn't you rather have a girl that you can teach to do exactly how you like things rather than a girl that has been around and does the things that some other guy has trained her?

No.. I don't like training girls.. I know most guys do but I can't stand it... when I find a girl who is inexperienced and doesn't know what the **** to do, I ussually brush them off and go look'n for another girl. Training 'aint my role.

I'll take the racehorse to the racetrack and ride him like no other, and get frist every time.. but I'm not the one who hasto stick the baby bottle in it when it's a baby and teach it to walk. Know what I'm sayin?

Originally posted by Mouse
By choice.. I can't STAND it when I get a girl who doesn't know what the hell she's doing. I love girls who have been around a little bit and can keep up with me.

I agree with you Mouse. I don't like virgins, or prudes, or christians. I only like like total whores that know what ***** tastes like. Tattooes and piercings are cool too.

I can kind of understand where you're coming from, but if you had to go one extreme or the other, which would you choose, horrible slut or virgin?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I can kind of understand where you're coming from, but if you had to go one extreme or the other, which would you choose, horrible slut or virgin?

If I HAD NO CHOICE than virgin, horrible whore might give me something more than just affection. Luckily, most girls are somewhere in between, I just prefer bad girls to good ones. They're funner.

funner? :stupid:

I like the word funner. More fun sounds ghey.

I dont care whether the guy is a virgin or not, because it seems from my experience and most of the girls I've polled, you have to teach the guy what to do reguardless if he is a virgin or if he's had 50 girls.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
from my experience and most of the girls I've polled :?:

most of the girl's I've asked, not banged, retard :lol1:

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I dont care whether the guy is a virgin or not, because it seems from my experience and most of the girls I've polled, you have to teach the guy what to do reguardless if he is a virgin or if he's had 50 girls.

That's because all of you are different. Some techniques that work on some girls don't work on others, some are mulit-orgasmic and fast, and some take 1/2 an hour to come if they do at all. The only things you people have in common is your love of diamonds and shopping...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That's because all of you are different. Some techniques that work on some girls don't work on others, some are mulit-orgasmic and fast, and some take 1/2 an hour to come if they do at all. The only things you people have in common is your love of diamonds and shopping...

you be careful buddy... I am only one state away from you

Where are you again? I just went to Seattle for a conference(go there alot for work), are you in WA or Cali?

I'm in Seattle you ****er!

No way!!! I stayed at the Western Grand? I think that's what is called, right downtown!!! I had to meet with the CHUBB group. I'll be going back in about month to meet with Unigard. I'll let you know when exactly and buy you a beer if you want.

I dont drink beer. Diamonds will do though. :devil ****er.

Sure, I'll bring a daimond for ya, just don't have it appraised...trust me...it's just as good as the real thing...I mean it is the real thing...

honestly though, sounds cool. When are you going to be up this way again? I actually am staying in Kent/DesMoines area, if you know where that is

I know this really good titty bar a little of downtown Seattle I could show ya.

I'll be back up towards the end of september. I sort of know where Kent is, it's funny but alot of the work I do is in those areas but I really don't know them well. Tiitybar in Seattle? I'd love too, haven't been to one of those in washington yet but I'm always willing to expand my horizons.

*Reminds Blue what happened last time he met a chick from a MMA forum*

haha.

End of september? I mmiiiiggghhhtttt still be here. I might be in Cali by then. We'll have to see as time goes on.


What, was she a he? hahahahaha

Originally posted by kaps
*Reminds Blue what happened last time he met a chick from a MMA forum* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

SQUEEZIBEAN!!!!

she was 250 lbs of beast

ooohhh yummy

Yeah, that sucked. She had 100lbs on me. She SAID that she looked like Stephanie McMahon...she didn't....

did you give her some penis?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
did you give her some penis?

WTF? I SAID SHE HAD 100lbs on me LOL!!! We met at a real nice restraunt and I bought lunch. I didn't even blow her cover until she went psycho on me because I wasn't into it.

Oh yeah, in answer to your question....HELL NO!!!

more cush for the push. You nasty man.

I do like a soft, feminine, voluptious body but we're talking fat like John Goodman fat. I don't even think I could find the cooter without moving some rolls out of the way...

lmfao. John Goodman fat. hahahahaha.

LMAO @ John Goodman fat......

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I don't even think I could find the cooter without moving some rolls out of the way... been there done that

Originally posted by The Ensanity
been there done that

Really?! How was it? I've had girls with a little extra padding, but not so much that it covered the of holiest holies...

Originally posted by The Ensanity
been there done that

that is so. ****ing. gross. Why would you even go there?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
that is so. ****ing. gross. Why would you even go there? Didnt know what she looked like till she got in my car...I was horny as ****...and from the back in the dark she was that fat or ugly....I hate I did that, but I need to end that drought

The man was obviously going thru a dry spell. After a few months of nothing, banging a fatty is a forgivable offence......

I need penis.

Originally posted by kaps
The man was obviously going thru a dry spell. After a few months of nothing, banging a fatty is a forgivable offence...... EXACTLY!!!!

Originally posted by kaps
The man was obviously going thru a dry spell. After a few months of nothing, banging a fatty is a forgivable offence......

Too much tequila and no witnesses is also an acceptable excuse.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Too much tequila and no witnesses is also an acceptable excuse. thats a given

Fat chicks are like mopeds, they are fun to ride but you dont want you friends to see you on them.....

LOL!

Mopeds are fun to ride!!! I wish they weren't so Devo Dorky...