View Full Version : so here I was last night


rtbrouwer
08-16-2003, 03:18 AM
Went out to the movie theatre to see pirats of the carabean with some guys from my rugby team. after the movie we went to a pub. for those who don't know, rugby player = pro beer drinker.

So after numerous beers and a tiquila I was on my bycicle going home. I had nothing to do so I grapped my phone and thought, let's call mr. Dave Hojak. I had called him before and had endless conversations with his answering machine but it never talked back so this time I wanted the real deal.

Voice: Hello?
Ron: is this Dave?
Voice: yes
Ron: Finally, david ****ing hojak, good to talk to you man, this is Ron from Holland
Dave: Adam, Adam, I am talking to Ron Brouwer here man.
Ron: so what's up?

After that you get the ussual bull**** and I told him I went out on the piss with some guys from my rugby team and had to work tomorrow at 9 am.

Ron: It's 3am here and I am pretty drunk and I have to work at 9am.
Dave: We are gonna be training tomorrow at that time, we train for knockouts ron, straight knockouts.
Ron: I heard that before but don't bull**** me, instead of knocking somebody out you submit em so don't talk about knockouts mate.

Normally dave has ****loads to say but this time he was stunned by my phonecall, after a short convo in which I talked 90% of the time about me being drunk he says: "So how is the weather in Holland"... In other words: "I am stunned, I don't know what to talk about but the guy was kind enough to call me so let's be social and talk back"...

After all a nice conversation which lasted about 5 minutes, which was more then enough for me to make a total ass out of myself.

DragonZero
08-16-2003, 03:29 AM
congrats

Curly Howard
08-17-2003, 12:21 AM
I talked to Dave also.

AgonYx0
08-17-2003, 12:22 AM
i hate you.so ther for i dont give a flying ****!!!!

TeckGirl
08-17-2003, 12:50 AM
i talked to Dave once

AgonYx0
08-17-2003, 01:00 AM
wanna a cookie?

TeckGirl
08-17-2003, 01:02 AM
well if you can guess what im doing i'll give you a cookie...

AgonYx0
08-17-2003, 01:02 AM
no i think ill pass

TeckGirl
08-17-2003, 01:04 AM
what kinda perfume do you use? i just ran out i need a new one

AgonYx0
08-17-2003, 01:09 AM
i use obssion, eternity for women, i use a few. mostly victoria secret.

Curly Howard
08-17-2003, 01:12 AM
she smells great naturally

TeckGirl
08-17-2003, 01:12 AM
YES you are the coolest!!!! im in LOVE with the Victorias Secret Passionate Kisses!!!

AgonYx0
08-17-2003, 01:13 AM
how would u no?

DragonZero
08-17-2003, 01:14 AM
blah blah blah

Curly Howard
08-17-2003, 01:17 AM
http://home.tiscali.be/kta1/funpics/blowjob2.jpg

AgonYx0
08-17-2003, 01:17 AM
you have very good taste Teck, my sperm doner just got me some of that.

DragonZero
08-17-2003, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
http://home.tiscali.be/kta1/funpics/blowjob2.jpg




hahahahahhahaha what he said

TeckGirl
08-17-2003, 01:20 AM
yeah well i got it myself i dont have a sperm doner at this time

AgonYx0
08-17-2003, 01:54 AM
arnt you lucky

Curly Howard
08-17-2003, 02:01 AM
no

GhosT^x0
08-18-2003, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by TeckGirl
i talked to Dave once

Yes Addie, yes you did. I enjoyed that. You sounded yummy.

TeckGirl
08-18-2003, 08:04 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Yes Addie, yes you did. I enjoyed that. You sounded yummy.

Oh yeah! You sounded really yummy too. I think you said something about my parents room...?

DragonZero
08-18-2003, 08:13 AM
ooooo kinky