View Full Version : Marty Mcfly vs Darth Vader
Marty Mcfly 07-14-2008, 10:06 PM This is the fight on everyones lips at the moment. Personally I favour Mcfly, as you would. I've got too much speed which would really make Vader feel his age (79 btw). I'd slowly break him down with bitchslaps and lowblows before finishing him off with a hit to the head with my trusty skateboard.
Sweet Pea 50 07-14-2008, 11:18 PM This is the fight on everyones lips at the moment. Personally I favour Mcfly, as you would. I've got too much speed which would really make Vader feel his age (79 btw). I'd slowly break him down with bitchslaps and lowblows before finishing him off with a hit to the head with my trusty skateboard.
Marty, you were getting punked by BIFF. Vader would END you, son. Plain and basic common sense.....
Chunk 07-15-2008, 01:05 PM This is the fight on everyones lips at the moment. Personally I favour Mcfly, as you would. I've got too much speed which would really make Vader feel his age (79 btw). I'd slowly break him down with bitchslaps and lowblows before finishing him off with a hit to the head with my trusty skateboard.
Son, an out of prime Biff was kicking your ass when he caught you with his Sports Almanac. Imagine what a prime Darth Vader would do to you?
Leave the fighting to your old man.
Biff Tannen 07-15-2008, 08:25 PM This is the fight on everyones lips at the moment. Personally I favour Mcfly, as you would. I've got too much speed which would really make Vader feel his age (79 btw). I'd slowly break him down with bitchslaps and lowblows before finishing him off with a hit to the head with my trusty skateboard.
Hello? McFly. Hello? Is anybody there. You ran and ducked me in 1955 and had to have your dad do the job for you. Then I stole an Almanac in the future brought it back to myself in 1955 and changed my life and ****ed your mom. So no way you beat Vader. The dark side is strong with me, but even stronger with him. So you better get Emmitt Brown to make you something or Vader is gonna slice your hand and head off with his light saber.
Sweet Pea 50 07-15-2008, 09:18 PM Hello? McFly. Hello? Is anybody there. You ran and ducked me in 1955 and had to have your dad do the job for you. Then I stole an Almanac in the future brought it back to myself in 1955 and changed my life and ****ed your mom. So no way you beat Vader. The dark side is strong with me, but even stronger with him. So you better get Emmitt Brown to make you something or Vader is gonna slice your hand and head off with his light saber.
:rofl::rofl::rofl: Well, I guess it was only a matter of time.....
Chunk 07-15-2008, 10:02 PM :rofl::rofl:Well, I guess it was only a matter of time.....
I knew the Biff Tannen alt was coming, i just didn't know when. :lol1::lol1:
Biff Tannen 07-15-2008, 10:49 PM I knew the Biff Tannen alt was coming, i just didn't know when. :lol1::lol1:
Well since that butthead McFly was talking shit I had to make an appearance and keep him on his toes. Well I gotta go and see if I can steal George McFly's lady away Lorraine. So Im gonna make like a tree and get outta here.
Chunk 07-15-2008, 11:01 PM Well since that butthead McFly was talking shit I had to make an appearance and keep him on his toes. Well I gotta go and see if I can steal George McFly's lady away Lorraine. So Im gonna make like a tree and get outta here.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Marty Mcfly 07-16-2008, 09:47 PM Marty, you were getting punked by BIFF. Vader would END you, son. Plain and basic common sense.....
You must be one of those geeks that follows me around who I don't pay enough attention to. Look in the mirror and tell me you are as cool as me...thought not.
Hello? McFly. Hello? Is anybody there. You ran and ducked me in 1955 and had to have your dad do the job for you. Then I stole an Almanac in the future brought it back to myself in 1955 and changed my life and ****ed your mom. So no way you beat Vader. The dark side is strong with me, but even stronger with him. So you better get Emmitt Brown to make you something or Vader is gonna slice your hand and head off with his light saber.
Ahh Biff, hows it going my old friend? 75 years old and still a virgin. Don't fret, there is still time yet. Heres some advice,
1.stop being a douchebag
2.lose some weight you fat shit
3.stop following me onto internet message boards. Get a life!
4. deodorise daily
You can't hang with me Biff.
Sweet Pea 50 07-16-2008, 09:52 PM You must be one of those geeks that follows me around who I don't pay enough attention to. Look in the mirror and tell me you are as cool as me...thought not.
Ahh Biff, hows it going my old friend? 75 years old and still a virgin. Don't fret, there is still time yet. Heres some advice,
1.stop being a douchebag
2.lose some weight you fat shit
3.stop following me onto internet message boards. Get a life!
4. deodorise daily
You can't hang with me Biff.
If it makes you sleep better at night, momma's boy.....
Chunk 07-16-2008, 10:06 PM You must be one of those geeks that follows me around who I don't pay enough attention to. Look in the mirror and tell me you are as cool as me...thought not.
Ahh Biff, hows it going my old friend? 75 years old and still a virgin. Don't fret, there is still time yet. Heres some advice,
1.stop being a douchebag
2.lose some weight you fat shit
3.stop following me onto internet message boards. Get a life!
4. deodorise daily
You can't hang with me Biff.
Biff can't be a virgin because in the year 2015 he had a grandson named griff.
Marty Mcfly 07-17-2008, 11:31 AM Biff can't be a virgin because in the year 2015 he had a grandson named griff.
Griff was undoubtedly the product of rape, but i'll give it to him I suppose. Good work Biff; you are still a dork though.
Biff Tannen 07-18-2008, 12:32 PM Griff was undoubtedly the product of rape, but i'll give it to him I suppose. Good work Biff; you are still a dork though.
Good one McFly. That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. But I have to say Hello? McFly. Hello? Is anybody home. Don't you remember when I married and ****ed your mom. You've always ducked me and never fought me like a man McFly. You've always had to do some kind of trick or somebody to help you. You haven't manned up and fought me one on one with our fists. I know you don't want to because you know I would whoop your ass.
Anorak! 07-18-2008, 01:30 PM LOL these Back To The Future alts are awesome.
$#@wN 07-18-2008, 01:33 PM Hello? McFly. Hello? Is anybody there. You ran and ducked me in 1955 and had to have your dad do the job for you. Then I stole an Almanac in the future brought it back to myself in 1955 and changed my life and ****ed your mom. So no way you beat Vader. The dark side is strong with me, but even stronger with him. So you better get Emmitt Brown to make you something or Vader is gonna slice your hand and head off with his light saber.:haha::haha::haha: Vader by decapitation.
Marty Mcfly 07-18-2008, 06:48 PM Good one McFly. That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. But I have to say Hello? McFly. Hello? Is anybody home. Don't you remember when I married and ****ed your mom. You've always ducked me and never fought me like a man McFly. You've always had to do some kind of trick or somebody to help you. You haven't manned up and fought me one on one with our fists. I know you don't want to because you know I would whoop your ass.
Dad...is that you? I always knew George was far too dorky to be my dad. Biff, dad, we could take on the Skywalkers in a tag team match. This is sooo cool.
duffgun 07-19-2008, 08:28 AM :lol1::lol1: Mcfly by KO
Biff Tannen 07-19-2008, 08:24 PM Dad...is that you? I always knew George was far too dorky to be my dad. Biff, dad, we could take on the Skywalkers in a tag team match. This is sooo cool.
Hello McFly? Is anybody home? I ****ed your mom after I shot your dad George and forced her to have breast implants. The only way I'll join you in a tag team match is if you don't be such a butthead to me anymore, and cause me problems. So either take that offer or make like a tree and get outta here.
rich loc 07-19-2008, 11:33 PM Vader by KO.
I'm a Mcfly fan, but I fear he's just a small town hype jop.
Biff Tannen 07-20-2008, 01:08 AM Vader by KO.
I'm a Mcfly fan, but I fear he's just a small town hype jop.
Your right McFly is a small town hype job in Hill Valley. The only reason he succeeds is because he has Emmitt Brown in his corner that makes something like the Dolorian that can change things. Or else I would have totally kicked his ass. If me and my gang Match, Skinhead, and 3-D find him he's done for.
rich loc 07-20-2008, 01:26 AM Your right McFly is a small town hype job in Hill Valley. The only reason he succeeds is because he has Emmitt Brown in his corner that makes something like the Dolorian that can change things. Or else I would have totally kicked his ass. If me and my gang Match, Skinhead, and 3-D find him he's done for.
He owned you in the whole trilogy. You never even beat him once.:slap:
Marty Mcfly 07-21-2008, 07:24 PM Your right McFly is a small town hype job in Hill Valley. The only reason he succeeds is because he has Emmitt Brown in his corner that makes something like the Dolorian that can change things. Or else I would have totally kicked his ass. If me and my gang Match, Skinhead, and 3-D find him he's done for.
Meet me by the diner in September 1956, i'm gonna **** you up.
Marty Mcfly 07-21-2008, 07:30 PM He owned you in the whole trilogy. You never even beat him once.:slap:
You sir know a warrior when you see one. I salute you.
Biff should admit defeat and concentrate on doing that shitty singing routine I saw him perform at some rundown bar in front of 6 drunk hillbillies...
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Biff Tannen 07-21-2008, 07:47 PM He owned you in the whole trilogy. You never even beat him once.:slap:
Hello? RichLoc. Hello? Anybody Home? I mentioned in my last post why he beat me. He's hasn't beaten me man to man yet.
Biff should admit defeat and concentrate on doing that shitty singing routine I saw him perform at some rundown bar in front of 6 drunk hillbillies...
How come September 1956? It should be November 5, 1955. I'll meet you on that date. Yeah I maybe singing some funny songs, but since your butthead ass has Parkinson's you might as well not show up or your in dip shit. Just like I was after our first Diner incident.
Marty Mcfly 07-21-2008, 07:55 PM How come September 1956? It should be November 5, 1955. I'll meet you on that date. Yeah I maybe singing some funny songs, but since your butthead ass has Parkinson's you might as well not show up or your in dip shit. Just like I was after our first Diner incident.
Admit it Biff, that was some high class pwnage. The dweebs in 2008 would never be able to pull that shit off.
Biff Tannen 07-21-2008, 08:01 PM Admit it Biff, that was some high class pwnage. The dweebs in 2008 would never be able to pull that shit off.
I will grudingly admit it was a good pwnage McFly. You have to admit though going back in time and making myself rich, killing your dad, banging your mom (Lorraine) and forcing her to have breast implants was quality pwnage as well. Your right the buttheads of 2008 would not be able to pull that shit off.
Marty Mcfly 07-21-2008, 08:10 PM I will grudingly admit it was a good pwnage McFly. You have to admit though going back in time and making myself rich, killing your dad, banging your mom (Lorraine) and forcing her to have breast implants was quality pwnage as well. Your right the buttheads of 2008 would not be able to pull that shit off.
That was all a fluke, my superior intelligence shone through in the end.
Why are you even logged onto Boxingscene, get your (large) ass outside and give my car a clean you dork.
Biff Tannen 07-21-2008, 09:40 PM That was all a fluke, my superior intelligence shone through in the end.
Why are you even logged onto Boxingscene, get your (large) ass outside and give my car a clean you dork.
I was trying to be nice McFly, but now you've done it. The question should be how are you even typing since your Parkinson's is so bad? I would think all that twitching would cause you to not even be able to type. I feel bad for you McFly you should come and work for me at Biffco or if im really feeling generous maybe I'll get you a job at Biff's Pleasure Palace.
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