He's a ****in artist!!!!! The guy can cook shoes and make them taste like steak. The BBQ Saturday was unreal.

bastards i missed a good time i won't miss the next time

If only I kept it down and shara made the stuff I had.

i can't believe how many of you guys threw up what a disgrace i'd never toss cookies at a party i'd walk down the block and throw up on someones porch or some ****

Arju is pretty good too

Like I told Tony though, I didn't think it was possible for me to enjoy eating meat that well done.

He made me a liar

I'm almost regretting sleeping through the party.

thanx carl. i only have 3 talents: cooking, snowboarding, pissing people off.
i'm also very glad that joe regrets sleeping through the party. way ta go ****o!

Seeing Dave eat the food off of Blake plate was priceless.


I was out getting some beef and Arju asked me to take some chicken in to Blake. I start to walk in and pass a drunk-off-his-ass Dave and he asked me while I had two plates. I explained the chicken was for Blake. Dave looked at me, took the chicken and took a HUGE bite out of it and then asked me to tell Blake he did that

*******

you were all *******s. I never want to see you guys again.

That's more like it, porky.

I said almost, ****face.

I got no bbq, but that turkey burger gave me the ****s....

LOLOL