View Full Version : Attn: Dave, Arju, or The Jake....


Purity
08-14-2003, 07:48 PM
that cutie in the light blue shorts with the very very nice ass cornering some of the HOC little kid fighters on saturday.....

who was she?
is she available?
if not, how unstable is her relationship?
does she prefer hardcore ****ing or relaxed candlelit bathtub massages?
do you think she could be attracted to short, kind-hearted, quick tempered gentlemen with ****ey hair and a passion for hardcore speed metal?

The Ensanity
08-14-2003, 07:49 PM
HAHHAHAHAA

she was awesome

Tom
08-14-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Purity
that cutie in the light blue shorts with the very very nice ass cornering some of the HOC little kid fighters on saturday.....

who was she?
is she available?
if not, how unstable is her relationship?
does she prefer hardcore ****ing or relaxed candlelit bathtub massages?
do you think she could be attracted to short, kind-hearted, quick tempered gentlemen with ****ey hair and a passion for hardcore speed metal?

and looks like Ed Norton

Purity
08-14-2003, 07:51 PM
YES! and looks like ed norton with a dustin hoffman nose!!

ArjukanpoKarate
08-14-2003, 07:55 PM
Tony, um which one again, long blond hair or shorter blond hair- they are sisters...

Purity
08-14-2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Tony, um which one again, long blond hair or shorter blond hair- they are sisters...

OMFG!!!!!
you mean to tell me that i was looking at twins?!?!?!?

first my $251K loan docs get signed.....then twins......oh this day just DEFINETELY turned for the best!!!



ok um. well preferabley both. if not then either/or.

The Ensanity
08-14-2003, 07:58 PM
Ill answer for her...Both or either

Purity
08-14-2003, 08:01 PM
NO!
wait a minute!!

yer talkin about the 2 ring girls that looked like they're 16. well i'll dig guts as long as they're over 18 but i was talking about the burnette. she was wearing those short light blue semi-see-through shorts. i would like to be the jam in her jellyroll if you don't mind :)

ArjukanpoKarate
08-14-2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Purity
OMFG!!!!!
you mean to tell me that i was looking at twins?!?!?!?

first my $251K loan docs get signed.....then twins......oh this day just DEFINETELY turned for the best!!!



ok um. well preferabley both. if not then either/or.


hahahaha

ok they are not twins, Yara Is the older taller one with shorter blond hair, I think she's around 18 and has a boyfriend.....

Her sis is like 15 -16, so no go there.

Sorry Tony...

Purity
08-14-2003, 08:03 PM
stay current arj honey!!!

ArjukanpoKarate
08-14-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Purity
NO!
wait a minute!!

yer talkin about the 2 ring girls that looked like they're 16. well i'll dig guts as long as they're over 18 but i was talking about the burnette. she was wearing those short light blue semi-see-through shorts. i would like to be the jam in her jellyroll if you don't mind :)

ok ok wait a min....

Your not talking about Victoria and Robin the girls in black-married.

The other 2 We're blonds Yara and her sis. I don't remember any other ring girls.....

I have Pic's of all of em some where - some from the camp out - Yara and sis, and Vic and Robin from fight night.

Purity
08-14-2003, 08:08 PM
no no no!!

she wasn't a ring girl at all. she was coaching some of those kids. as a matter of fact, i THINK one of the lil girls boxing may have been her daughter.

ArjukanpoKarate
08-14-2003, 08:11 PM
OHOH NOOO

Not ANA, you don't want that *****. She has no kids but she does have a boyfriend a sensei from another dojo. Let me tell you I hear from a good source that she is a bad lay.

Trust me you don't ever want to go there honey.

Purity
08-14-2003, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
OHOH NOOO

Not ANA, you don't want that *****. She has no kids but she does have a boyfriend a sensei from another dojo. Let me tell you I hear from a good source that she is a bad lay.

Trust me you don't ever want to go there honey.

actually i do wanna go there. first off, her boyfriend sucks. he cheats on her all the time and is a communist.
2nd off, the only reason she's a ****ty lay is because she's never been introduced to a good lay. put it this way, if dogg was my driving instructor then i'd be pretty ****ty on the roads.

now i'm pretty booked this weekend. i've got to help my cousin move on saturday and an insane bachelor party to attend saturday night so i'm not available. but that's ok because i AM available next weekend. plus it will give her time to dump her boyfriend.

ArjukanpoKarate
08-14-2003, 08:32 PM
Oh Tony Tony Tony

Trust me you don't want that ***** in your life. She doesn't like giving BJ's and from what I hear she's bad at em anyway. Ana and her BF have been together for a while now and I don't see it ending any time soon.

She is what you call a snob, back stabbing, in it for her self kind of person.

I wouldn't tell you this if it were not true. I'd rather see you with a "good girl" who's a "bad girl" in bed.

The Jake
08-14-2003, 08:38 PM
You should have seen Ensanity cheer on the other ring girls. They're both married to like, fifth dan shihans (one of which is an ex Special Forces guy) and he's just goin' ape**** "Work it girl! Work it!" hahahaha

Arju then told him who they're married to and the look on his face was priceless.

- J.

Purity
08-14-2003, 08:45 PM
i will teach her. she will love it. her boyfriend hates her and she is miserable.
that's why she's all snobby and ****. let's set this poor soul free.

DragonZero
08-14-2003, 08:49 PM
send her to me i'll brake her off

Purity
08-14-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
send her to me i'll brake her off

oh yeah. that's the gameplan

DragonZero
08-14-2003, 08:59 PM
it should be damn it

DOGGx0
08-14-2003, 09:00 PM
Arju....

just hook him up. ****. he does'nt want a relationship. he just wants a fun time. what more can a man ask for? she was a sweet piece of ass. i'd def. hit it.

0wn3d by the short, kind-hearted, quick tempered gentlemen with ****ey hair and a passion for hardcore speed metal

AgonYx0
08-14-2003, 09:29 PM
are you guys talking about the chick that had the baby blue tank top on???? She was in a few of the kids corners, i seriously thought that little girl that kicked a mean ass was her daughter. lol


Tony you and her would go good together. :-)

ArjukanpoKarate
08-14-2003, 10:56 PM
She wouldn't even be worth a one night stand.

GhosT^x0
08-14-2003, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Oh Tony Tony Tony

Trust me you don't want that ***** in your life. She doesn't like giving BJ's and from what I hear she's bad at em anyway. Ana and her BF have been together for a while now and I don't see it ending any time soon.


You just saved me about 2 years of my life. Thank you.

DOGGx0
08-15-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
You just saved me about 2 years of my life. Thank you.

don't hate tha playa... hate tha game.

DragonZero
08-15-2003, 03:34 AM
i thought they stopped making her model

Purity
08-15-2003, 12:05 PM
ttt until shara helps me devise a plan on convincing this woman that her boyfriend is cheating on her.

The Ensanity
08-15-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
i thought they stopped making her model chris rock?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

good ****

DragonZero
08-15-2003, 12:19 PM
didn't know if anyone would catch that.....good **** man

The Jake
08-15-2003, 01:03 PM
I think Ghost^x0 is the only one who has read what Arju said and fully comprehends the situation.

Tony, just trust her when she tells ya that you don't want to go there. Just trust her - seriously, take that from a mate.

- J.

BDWHOAWHOA
08-15-2003, 02:21 PM
I've been reading through this thread and I just HAVE to respond. First of all.... the chick u guys are talking about IS ****IN HOT. I want to stick my tongue in her... well... never mind that for now. Anyhow, she IS a snob, a *****, a stuck up lil princess that very much looks like the type that doesn't enjoy smoking pole. I say this of course, because she's never looked at me twice. Well... one time she did, but it was to give me a dirty,"what the **** r u looking at?" look... so I gave her the ,"I'm looking at ur rack and imagining how you would look riding my ****" kind of look. She's never looked my way again... *****.

AgonYx0
08-15-2003, 02:22 PM
you have a nice ass

The Ensanity
08-15-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by BDWHOAWHOA
I've been reading through this thread and I just HAVE to respond. First of all.... the chick u guys are talking about IS ****IN HOT. I want to stick my tongue in her... well... never mind that for now. Anyhow, she IS a snob, a *****, a stuck up lil princess that very much looks like the type that doesn't enjoy smoking pole. I say this of course, because she's never looked at me twice. Well... one time she did, but it was to give me a dirty,"what the **** r u looking at?" look... so I gave her the ,"I'm looking at ur rack and imagining how you would look riding my ****" kind of look. She's never looked my way again... *****. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA



Its *****es like that, that make you want to sock them in the cooter when they aint lookin'.

BAM!!!! "SMILE *****!...NOW TELL ME IM SEXY!!"

ruffneck119
08-15-2003, 02:25 PM
Yeah she is a hot *****... She boxes for HOC too right?

The Ensanity
08-15-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck119
Yeah she is a hot *****...box

MMMmmmMMmmmmmMMmmm...I just imagined her and you said box

*chubby*

handjobs4dollars
08-15-2003, 02:28 PM
she was hot but see never even looked at me.

Lei Tong
08-15-2003, 03:26 PM
Even I noticed her.

Purity
08-15-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by BDWHOAWHOA
I've been reading through this thread and I just HAVE to respond. First of all.... the chick u guys are talking about IS ****IN HOT. I want to stick my tongue in her... well... never mind that for now. Anyhow, she IS a snob, a *****, a stuck up lil princess that very much looks like the type that doesn't enjoy smoking pole. I say this of course, because she's never looked at me twice. Well... one time she did, but it was to give me a dirty,"what the **** r u looking at?" look... so I gave her the ,"I'm looking at ur rack and imagining how you would look riding my ****" kind of look. She's never looked my way again... *****.

**** it. i've seen more rejection and heartache and i really don't mind it at all. this is how it all works:
1) introduction
2) mingling
3) ****ing
4) expectations
5) reality check-hurt/pain/confusion
6) bounce back and repeat

ideally i'd like to just take steps #1-3 and call it a night with her. but since i take steps #4-6 in 90% of everything i do numerous times a day, several times a day then.....
i have no ****ing problem jumping over that all too familiar grenade to dig some quality guts.


now back to us convincing her that her boyfriend is really a neo-nazi womanizer...

The Jake
08-15-2003, 06:11 PM
Martin, glad to see you're posting here at last :)

You people, are less intelligent that I gave you all credit for.

Except for Ghost^x0 coz he's got game.

Party on.

- J.

ruffneck119
08-15-2003, 06:21 PM
I just want to bend her over and stick my face between her legs...

Purity
08-15-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
Martin, glad to see you're posting here at last :)

You people, are less intelligent that I gave you all credit for.

Except for Ghost^x0 coz he's got game.

Party on.

- J.

oh this is cute.
here we have an "intelligent" post stating that ghost has game because he came in and said he doesn't wanna hook up with this chick.

tell me this chick has aids. tell me her ***** leaks sewage. tell me that she's been known to bite off tongues when she kisses. only DON'T tell me that i'm unintelligent because i don't want to **** a gorgeous girl with an attitude problem and THEN try to say the guy who doesn't want her has game!!!

ruffneck119
08-16-2003, 02:20 AM
My tounge, her snatch, the end result.