View Full Version : Classic AIM conversation with Creed's siblings


Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:12 PM
Creed MMA: this isnt shaun. it's his brother and sister.
TannerBJJ: in that case......your brother's a **** stabber
Creed MMA: how do you know him?
TannerBJJ: he';s been trying to send me gay **** links for years. I says weird **** to me like, "when are you going to push my **** in." "Can we snowball?" **** like that. Kinda weird.
Creed MMA: Eww....
Creed MMA: i dont need to hear things like that!!
TannerBJJ: yeah.....he mentioned something about a goat, some golf balls and a circus midget too. I thought he was kidding....thenI saw the pictures.
Creed MMA: pictures?
TannerBJJ: oh yeah
Creed MMA: are you joking?
TannerBJJ: wanna see a picture of this poor, helpless chick he **** on?
TannerBJJ: he sent it to me
Creed MMA: no!!!!
Creed MMA: whats wrong with you?
Creed MMA: whats wrong with him?
TannerBJJ: what's wrong with me? he;s the one ****ting on people
Creed MMA: i hafta go!
TannerBJJ: http://the****hole.com/scatwalker/a.jpg

TannerBJJ: there is the poor girl
TannerBJJ: NO!!!!!1 don';t go!!! I haven;t got to the part about his cross dressing experience in Vegas yet
TannerBJJ: "why do you think he's flying all over the world"
TannerBJJ: he's obviously not doing normal things... things he wants to hide from home
TannerBJJ: hello?
TannerBJJ: are you there?
TannerBJJ: hello?
TannerBJJ: little ones?
TannerBJJ: hello?
TannerBJJ: hello?

Stain
08-13-2003, 07:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:19 PM
Creed MMA: hello?
TannerBJJ: hi
TannerBJJ: wanna see my ****?
Creed MMA: ewew no!!!!
Creed MMA: you're gross!!!
TannerBJJ: gross? your brother told me he used to slap you guys on the head withhis **** everynight
Creed MMA: you were making those things up!!!
Creed MMA: i knew it.
Creed MMA: you're rude and i hate you!
TannerBJJ: you hate me?
Creed MMA: and i'm not little, i'm 16!
Creed MMA: yes i hate you.
Creed MMA: you're nasty.
TannerBJJ: ever seena grow man naked?
Creed MMA: no!!!
Creed MMA: eww. lemme alone!!
TannerBJJ: do you know what the gootch it?
TannerBJJ: is
Creed MMA: please stop talking now.
TannerBJJ: does Shaun hook you up with free fast food?
Creed MMA: no.
TannerBJJ: he told me that he gizzes in the food
Creed MMA: **** off.
TannerBJJ: ever seen a grown man naked>?
Creed MMA: stop asking me that!!!
TannerBJJ: are you into girl on girl?
Creed MMA: no!
Creed MMA: leave me alone! i'm trying to talk to someone!!!!!
TannerBJJ: wanna see a big, floppy donkey dick?
Creed MMA: by the gods no!!!!

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:24 PM
TannerBJJ: wanna know what I was doing at 16?
Creed MMA: not really.
TannerBJJ: great, I'll tell you then.....
TannerBJJ: I used to put on my nicest pair of assless leather pants and go to West Hollywood.........I just recently met your brother there this past weekend, actually. I walked by him and he smacked my ass.....it kind of shocked me........then, it turned me on
Creed MMA: really.... what does he look like?
TannerBJJ: over 300lbs
TannerBJJ: a rather large man
Creed MMA: go away.
Creed MMA: why are you bothering me?
TannerBJJ: truth hurt?
Creed MMA: its not the truth about me.
Creed MMA: so **** off.
TannerBJJ: he wanted to eat out my ass out with tarter control Crest
Creed MMA: you're a dirty old man arnt you?
TannerBJJ: if you consider dirty having sex in a pile of your own ****
Creed MMA: stop talking to me. i dont like you.

LukeDothSucketh
08-13-2003, 07:29 PM
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LukeDothSucketh
08-13-2003, 07:30 PM
HAHAHAHA oh my god that is funny

Seraph_17
08-13-2003, 07:30 PM
LMFAO This is some of the funnies **** I've seen in a long time holy jesus! Funniest line so far =


TannerBJJ: wanna see a big, floppy donkey dick?
Creed MMA: by the gods no!!!!


I almost shat myself too ****ing funny OMG

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:31 PM
TannerBJJ: oh, I didn;t know you were uncomfortable
Creed MMA: **** that!! yes you did!!!!!
Creed MMA: and you're lying about my brother!
Creed MMA: i know you are you're just ****ed in the head!
TannerBJJ: does your mommy know you have a potty mouth?
Creed MMA: yes.
Creed MMA: and i dont use words like mommy.
TannerBJJ: you just did, dumb dumb
Creed MMA: go shove your head up your ass and keep it there.
TannerBJJ: wanna see my penis>?
TannerBJJ: ever seen a grown man naked?
Creed MMA: no!!!!!!!!!!
Creed MMA: no i havent ever seena grown man naked! i dont want to either thank you.
TannerBJJ: you're a ***e?
Creed MMA: excuse me?
Creed MMA: and its spelt dyke.
TannerBJJ: oh, my bad....I mean lesbian
Creed MMA: no i'm not.
TannerBJJ: you enjoy muff diving?
Creed MMA: i'm striaght.
TannerBJJ: straight as a limp penis
Creed MMA: i have a boyfriend. i'm trying to talk to him but you keep bothering me.
TannerBJJ: Oh, nice....ever seen him naked? How's his package? Does he not satisfy you?
Creed MMA: no i havent seen him naked!!!!
Creed MMA: i'm 16 dumb ****!!!!! i'm a virgin!
TannerBJJ: what the ****? you guys still in the milk and cookies stage?
Creed MMA: we just started seeing eachother.
Creed MMA: wtf, man, why do you care?
TannerBJJ: oh, does he munch good box?
Creed MMA: shut up.
Creed MMA: i dont know!
TannerBJJ: wanna see my penis?
Creed MMA: whats with you?
Creed MMA: why wont you leave me alone?

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:34 PM
TannerBJJ: I like you
TannerBJJ: can i see your picture>?
Creed MMA: i dont like you...
Creed MMA: and no.
TannerBJJ: wanna see my picture
Creed MMA: god lord no!!!
TannerBJJ: it';s cool......your brother asked for enough naked pictures of me already
TannerBJJ: he has an ass fettish like I've never seen before. I feel for him.........he hearts and craves large hairy man ass

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:35 PM
Signed off now.

LukeDothSucketh
08-13-2003, 07:35 PM
LukeDothSucketh: Hey sexy
LukeDothSucketh: I had never seen an ass that hairy until this weekend
Creed MMA: do i know you?
LukeDothSucketh: OF course you do Shaun
Creed MMA: not shaun!
LukeDothSucketh: this is the AIM handle you gave me after you spurted jizz all over my sweaty balls

LukeDothSucketh
08-13-2003, 07:36 PM
Why do I have the feeling that he's not going to like this...

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:37 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:44 PM
WHY DO I PICTURE THIS AT THE CREED HOUSEHOLD RIGHT NOW....................













http://www.familyworks.com/family_at_computer.jpg

LukeDothSucketh
08-13-2003, 07:45 PM
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA OMG...

Curly Howard
08-13-2003, 07:47 PM
BEST THREAD EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:48 PM
Just make sure you unban me, Carl.

LukeDothSucketh
08-13-2003, 07:51 PM
LOL... still laughing

Curly Howard
08-13-2003, 07:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:56 PM
I could hardly contain myself while I was doing it.

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 07:58 PM
Funny thing is I actually thought it was Shaun ****ing with me for a long time.

ruffneck119
08-13-2003, 07:59 PM
Bwhwahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!%^$%^#$%@# @$&^*&^(!!!

LukeDothSucketh: this is the AIM handle you gave me after you spurted jizz all over my sweaty balls

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 08:22 PM
LOL!@!!

Wilhelm
08-13-2003, 08:23 PM
Thats just plain mean.



Wilhelm

Tanner Rhoden
08-13-2003, 08:26 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

seldomTap
08-13-2003, 08:51 PM
I can see the Creed family having some interesting family dinners in the nights to come...

Tanner you are an evil bastard!

Purity
08-13-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
BEST THREAD EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

realkaps
08-13-2003, 10:26 PM
Hahahahahahahaha, funny ****.....

DragonZero
08-13-2003, 10:30 PM
sick ****s

Fallout
08-13-2003, 10:44 PM
Oh man.....I am going to have some interesting questions to answer when I get home.....:lol1:

Fallout
08-13-2003, 10:44 PM
And as long as its not my mother, I think thats hilarious

juzre
08-13-2003, 10:58 PM
i think it woudl be funnier if it was your mom, but its still funny.

LukeDothSucketh
08-14-2003, 12:33 AM
LOL.... still gold.

The Ensanity
08-14-2003, 03:02 AM
BWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~````11111!

Tanner Rhoden
08-14-2003, 07:47 AM
I wanna do it again.

DragonZero
08-14-2003, 07:48 AM
sick ****er

Eyes Of The South
08-14-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I wanna do it again.


DO IT!!!!!!!!!

Seraph_17
08-14-2003, 11:38 AM
MORE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!1

Fallout
08-14-2003, 11:41 AM
Yeah, but I am going to be going home today. So he won't have the chance

Tanner Rhoden
08-14-2003, 04:07 PM
Has your sister ever seen a grown man naked?

juzre
08-14-2003, 04:08 PM
She is a virgin. God no.



BAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Bluecifer
08-14-2003, 04:22 PM
I wish I hadn't clicked on that scat link...apparently even I have my limits.

Tanner Rhoden
08-14-2003, 04:25 PM
Creed **** on her

Tammy
08-14-2003, 04:25 PM
Kinky....

The Jake
08-14-2003, 07:03 PM
This is the best thread ever.

- J.

Tanner Rhoden
08-14-2003, 07:04 PM
Better than the Worst timing for poop thread?

The Jake
08-14-2003, 07:05 PM
There were some archived threads on the Something Awful website where a guy suspected his gf was gonna break up with him. He made the mistake of posting the AIM convo he had with her.

Next thing you know, every mofo on the forum IMed her and made their lives hell.

Naturally she dumped him, but it was so funny everyone IMing her, they saved it for all prosperity.

This reminds me of that thread.

- The Jake

Tanner Rhoden
08-14-2003, 07:07 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!

The Jake
08-14-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Better than the Worst timing for poop thread?

Ok, this is the second best thread ever.

- J.

Tanner Rhoden
08-14-2003, 07:52 PM
YAY

Tanner Rhoden
11-28-2003, 06:57 PM
ttt

LukeDothSucketh
11-28-2003, 07:06 PM
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

Tanner Rhoden
11-28-2003, 07:08 PM
Yeah, this is great. I couldn't remember what I said to this girl. Now I remember.

HAHAHAHA

HockeyFighter
11-28-2003, 07:08 PM
Oh man, that is awesome

VulgarTheClown
11-28-2003, 07:11 PM
by far the best thread ever to happen

VulgarTheClown
11-28-2003, 07:12 PM
was there ever a follow up thread of what happened after this all went down?

creed finish the story. what happened after this?

Fallout
11-28-2003, 08:37 PM
It was my sister

She said Tanner was weird. We all know that already. First my sister, than Luke's mother. Tanner, you make some funny threads when your bored

Damien
11-28-2003, 09:16 PM
hahaahahahahahahaha funniest **** i've ever seen this thread is by far the best i've seen on any forum on the net.

The Jake
11-28-2003, 09:57 PM
This was a fond trip down memory lane. I need to unblock Creed on AIM so I can start harassing his family too.

- J.

Damien
11-28-2003, 09:58 PM
god what's his aim s/n ? i want to talk with them too?

Fallout
11-28-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
This was a fond trip down memory lane. I need to unblock Creed on AIM so I can start harassing his family too.

- J.

Then I can send you more stores about dirty foot water

The Jake
11-28-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Creed
Then I can send you more stores about dirty foot water

No.

- J.