I've missed your sexy trousersnake. Where were you?

It's good to be back.

I've been on a 2 week bender at a mate's house.

It's good to be back.

I've been on a 2 week bender at a mate's house.

Lucky Bastard!

Twas good fun.

What it is to be young,free and single.

It's tha **** foo shoo, my Nicca.

Alreet laddie.

We were worried about yer, we thought you'd drowned in a pool of stella.

Alreet laddie.

We were worried about yer, we thought you'd drowned in a pool of stella.

If only.

What a way to go, eh?

If only.

What a way to go, eh?

It's the only honorable way to go, a true hero's death.

I'd quite like to be shot in the back whilst getting a facial from all the limey bum boys.

It's the only honorable way to go, a true hero's death.

I'd quite like to be shot in the back whilst getting a facial from all the limey bum boys.

"A true friend stabs you in the front" - Oscar Wilde

If you ever tire of this existence, I'd be more than happy to thrust me beef bayonet into your chest. :luvbed:

"A true friend stabs you in the front" - Oscar Wilde

If you ever tire of this existence, I'd be more than happy to thrust me beef bayonet into your chest. :luvbed:

Good old oscar, I bet he stabbed a few boys in the back.

Yes laddie, I think I would like that, maybe we could sword fight for a while and then i'll bend over and let you thrust your weapon to the hilt.