cat is amazing. She is 3 years old, has one eye and has caught and decapitated two mice today,in the garden i hasten to add. Mouse catching is a regular occurence on top of the bird she caught last week which flew into my back door in comical fashion after she had ****ed it up.

Beat that!

My cat would dust up any of your cats!!!:boxing::owned:

my cat is 17 with three teeth and a heart murmer but still he'll claw the back door with a magpie or whatnot in his mouth, ****ing warrior, he's like Archie Moore

my cat is 17 with three teeth and a heart murmer but still he'll claw the back door with a magpie or whatnot in his mouth, ****ing warrior, he's like Archie Moore

Lolmaoafghmjhgjfdg

Lol reminds me of my cat, she catches mice and birds on a regular basis, but has caught two bats as well, beat that :lol1:. At night when she catches mice she climbs up the fence onto part of the roof and starts crying at the back window to be let in.

They bring them back as Gifts
You're supposed to stick your finger up their ass just to show appreciation

They bring them back as Gifts
You're supposed to stick your finger up their ass just to show appreciation

My cat doesnt bring them back as gifts. She just eats them(sometimes leaving the head) and pukes them out occasionally on the kitchen floor.

Lol reminds me of my cat, she catches mice and birds on a regular basis, but has caught two bats as well, beat that :lol1:. At night when she catches mice she climbs up the fence onto part of the roof and starts crying at the back window to be let in.

Thats pretty ****ing impressive!!!!!!

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my cat looks like a leopard :owned:

Trust reed to have a posh cat.

say what...

I'm not keen on cats, give me a dog anyday.

I'm not keen on cats, give me a dog anyday.

My dad has a 3 legged greyhound who is now 18 years old.

Just the other day, he jumped over a 6ft fence and caught 3 rats on the railway lines.

Not only did he catch them, he carried all 3 of them, still alive, back to the house, where he put them in the garden, played with them and gave them some of his food.

Beat that, ***** lovers!

My dad has a 3 legged greyhound who is now 18 years old.

Just the other day, he jumped over a 6ft fence and caught 3 rats on the railway lines.

Not only did he catch them, he carried all 3 of them, still alive, back to the house, where he put them in the garden, played with them and gave them some of his food.

Beat that, ***** lovers!

Thats bull****
That dog's going to hell, straight

Thats bull****
That dog's going to hell, straight

No word of a lie.

He's an ex racing greyhound who used to be a champion in Ireland. Some guy over in England bought him on the cheap for breeding, thinking he'd just stitched up a "daft Paddy". Turns out he was the one who got stitched up though, as he was sterile. He just left him in a shed at the timber yard he worked, and one of the drivers said he was going to report him if he didn't get rid of it, so he slit his throat and chucked him in a river. Somehow he survived and lived wild on a rubbish tip for over a year, hunting rats and eating wasted food. Finally caught him, and he was housed in a kennel run by one of those greyhound charities for the ex racers. My dad saw him and decided he wanted him, but they told him he would never make a pet as he was treated so badly. My dad has now had him for over 10 years and he is the best dog anyone could ever wish to have.

He lost his leg in a car accident on Sepetember 11th 2001 (no ****).

I don't particularly like dogs, they make me nervous due to a bite I had when I was younger, but he is the softest, gentlest dog ever.

He catches rats to play with quite often.

The rats are not even nervous of him, it's like they can tell he only wants to play.

Thats bull****
Your going to hell, caged

Thats bull****
Your going to hell, caged

Why would I go to all the trouble of making this **** up?

I could post a pic of him next weekend if you'd like?

I dont think he cares much, kid
He's not like that

I dont think he cares much, kid
He's not like that

Talking about oneself in the third person is for sure the first stage of madness, son.

I would like to see the picture.

I would like to see the picture.

Of a 3 legged dog chasing a rat?

Why...?

I was only joking about posting a picture, I don't have any, but I spose I could try and get one...

No word of a lie.

He's an ex racing greyhound who used to be a champion in Ireland. Some guy over in England bought him on the cheap for breeding, thinking he'd just stitched up a "daft Paddy". Turns out he was the one who got stitched up though, as he was sterile. He just left him in a shed at the timber yard he worked, and one of the drivers said he was going to report him if he didn't get rid of it, so he slit his throat and chucked him in a river. Somehow he survived and lived wild on a rubbish tip for over a year, hunting rats and eating wasted food. Finally caught him, and he was housed in a kennel run by one of those greyhound charities for the ex racers. My dad saw him and decided he wanted him, but they told him he would never make a pet as he was treated so badly. My dad has now had him for over 10 years and he is the best dog anyone could ever wish to have.

He lost his leg in a car accident on Sepetember 11th 2001 (no ****).

I don't particularly like dogs, they make me nervous due to a bite I had when I was younger, but he is the softest, gentlest dog ever.

He catches rats to play with quite often.

The rats are not even nervous of him, it's like they can tell he only wants to play.


What you doing with rats near your dog. Tramp.

Wait, your from wales. I forgot.

My cat would destroy all these B-level cats mensioned. It chocked a Great Dane to death once.




























Cat got stuck in its throat. LOL!

My cat jumps up at the door handle to be let in every bastard room, annoying as **** at 3am etc little bastard!

yeh If I stick my cat in a room and shut the door and play some Tom Jones the cunt will be Meowing all ****ing night, If the cunts shat all over the floor though then he gets locked in his cage and forced to listen to Nickelback poor sod

I bet it ain't nutered. Sounds like you see your cat in a different way lloking at thread title.

I bet it ain't nutered. Sounds like you see your cat in a different way lloking at thread title.

She was given the snip before we got her. But Cats aint my thing.

Sticking my big skewer through Turk *****es kebabs is more my thing.:)

Take a Photo of the 3 legged dog
Do it.

She was given the snip before we got her. But Cats aint my thing.

Sticking my big skewer through Turk *****es kebabs is more my thing.:)Skewers are thin so you must be white, which brings me to my second question: How much did you have to pay for that?

Skewers are thin so you must be white, which brings me to my second question: How much did you have to pay for that?

Yeah i'm white but I look Italian. ALL ladies love an Italian stallion.Fact.

I didnt have to pay anything apart from making a meal for her and helping her with her assignment. Thats why university is great.