That sexy barsteward won me 70 quid yesterday. There I was in the morning, shoveling a tasty fry up down me and I get a text from my main j.eggin giving me a tip for a nag that was running later at Haydock. Back that beast, my main j.eggin tells me, and back it I did, to the tune of twenty quid.

Sitting at the bookies watching the race and the bleeding nag was at the back the whole way round until the home straight, then out of nowhere the four legged neighing nag speeds to the front and thrashes the ****ing pants off the rest of them. RESULT!

My main j.eggin Tuggers supplied me with me beer money last night, and there is no more honorable act than supplying a fella with beer money.

Tuggers, I salute thee :hail:

He is the son of Alan. The saviour of the bum boys.

He is the son of Alan. The saviour of the bum boys.

If any cunt tries to crucify him I'll kick the bastard right in the cunt.

If I was around in Jesus' day I might have been tempted to kick a few Roman tarts in the cunt and save him an all, if he wasn't a ****ing ginger.

If any cunt tries to crucify him I'll kick the bastard right in the cunt.

If I was around in Jesus' day I might have been tempted to kick a few Roman tarts in the cunt and save him an all, if he wasn't a ****ing ginger.

I reckon he was an albino, babes. Every picture I see of the fella there is an unnatural white glow. Too white for an easterner.

I reckon he was an albino, babes. Every picture I see of the fella there is an unnatural white glow. Too white for an easterner.

Whichever way you cut it Super Tuggers is much sexier than the Jesus fella. If Tugs and Jesus were drowning and I had to save one of the two it wouldn't even be close, Tugs would be on dry land before you could say "I wish Mickey and Laddie would come back" and the jesus fella would be getting nibbled by sharks.

I've never believed that Jesus walked on water you know. I reckon he did some ice skating or something and it just got exaggerated. The cunt.

Whichever way you cut it Super Tuggers is much sexier than the Jesus fella. If Tugs and Jesus were drowning and I had to save one of the two it wouldn't even be close, Tugs would be on dry land before you could say "I wish Mickey and Laddie would come back" and the jesus fella would be getting nibbled by sharks.

I've never believed that Jesus walked on water you know. I reckon he did some ice skating or something and it just got exaggerated. The cunt.

The water was only an inch deep. The cunts watching got carried away.

The water was only an inch deep. The cunts watching got carried away.

Aye, it was a ****ing puddle wasn't it. These religious cunts build everything up to be more than it was.

Judas gets some stick for denying he knew the Jesus fella, but to be honest if I was him I wouldn't have liked to admit that the ginger cunt who walks through puddles and denies his own carnal needs was one of me mates.

Aye, it was a ****ing puddle wasn't it. These religious cunts build everything up to be more than it was.

Judas gets some stick for denying he knew the Jesus fella, but to be honest if I was him I wouldn't have liked to admit that the ginger cunt who walks through puddles and denies his own carnal needs was one of me mates.

I have been face to face with Jesus, a coward and a fool

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Here's the beauty now!!

Easy money. I'll let you thank me later :op: