View Full Version : How I would beat Bzob in a NHB match.


Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 12:03 PM
Bzob would have a 100 and something LBS on me, but I think it would look a lot like Marco Ruas vs. "The Polar Bear" Paul Varlens only faster. I would unleash devastating leg legs til Bzob could no longer withstand the punishment, and he woulod GO DOWN...Probably about 1:41 of the first round...then I would jump on him(full mount of course) and pummel him raining bombs from above to soften him for a very special submission move that I call the teabag muffler....that's right...I train for the smother.....Blue Dawg by submission.....1:47 round one...

VulgarTheClown
08-07-2003, 12:04 PM
you would smother him with your taint wouldn't you

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 12:09 PM
Your next Vulgar....Actually....you deserve to be torn to bits by the razor sharp fangs of the dogs I will one day have. "RELEASE THE HOUNDS" will be the last thing that you will ever hear.....

Bzob
08-07-2003, 01:24 PM
WTF! Where did this come from? You are ****ed in the head Jr. Unless you are coming to Detroit or Cali this weekend Shut you mouf. I am a killing machine. I will beat you like yo daddy should have and that stripper from last week did.

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 01:32 PM
WTF? How did you know about the stripper?

Bzob
08-07-2003, 01:33 PM
You and Ensanity need to chigity check yo self befo you rigity wreck yo self

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 01:34 PM
What's the tale of the tape on you again Bzob?

Bzob
08-07-2003, 01:36 PM
Bzob
6'3
300
Bzobs house of pain

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 01:37 PM
Nevermind, maybe it would look like Nog vs. Sapp, but with me succeding with my takedowns ....Blue Dawg vs. Bzob the killing machine....Blue Dawg via Teabag smother...

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 01:38 PM
I'm at about 5'7 3/4" weighing in at 161 right now...I'd want to avoid getting you in my guard....

Bzob
08-07-2003, 01:41 PM
no

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 01:44 PM
I really don't think the weight advantage would be a factor. It would be fairly easy to confuse and confound bZOB. mAYBE I SHOULD TAKE A POLL....

VulgarTheClown
08-07-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
WTF! Where did this come from? You are ****ed in the head Jr. Unless you are coming to Detroit or Cali this weekend Shut you mouf. I am a killing machine. I will beat you like yo daddy should have and that stripper from last week did.

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 01:46 PM
Vulgar, unless you want to be future food for my hounds....I suggest you go to one of Ensanity's threads...

Bzob
08-07-2003, 01:47 PM
Igor Style

Curly Howard
08-07-2003, 01:55 PM
LMAO@ 3/4"

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 01:55 PM
I just don't think you've faced anyone that you outwiegh by 140lbs. That could play against you, I'd be sticking and moving, shucking and jiving, floatin' and stingin', I'd be telling riddles and ****....totally confusing you....Blue Dawg by teabag....

Mr. Beelzebub
08-07-2003, 01:57 PM
Bzob should fight Blake "The golden bear", discovery channel style

The Ensanity
08-07-2003, 01:59 PM
http://www.awildorchid.com/bear-fight.jpg

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
LMAO@ 3/4"

Quiet infidel!!!!

Curly Howard
08-07-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Quiet infidel!!!!
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/appleadwarmatnight.jpg

Curly Howard
08-07-2003, 02:04 PM
Wrong pic dammit

Bzob
08-07-2003, 02:07 PM
Fix it Curly

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 02:35 PM
I may also connect with many knees to the dome, however you have a head reminecsent of fujita so may not be easy to ko, Blue by sub(teabag smother).

Mr. Beelzebub
08-07-2003, 02:37 PM
If Bobo doesn't catch Blue during the first 20-30 seconds of the match, he will gas the f out, thus allowing a lighter and faster Blue to chop him down with leg kicks, followed by a G'n P...TKO

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
If Bobo doesn't catch Blue during the first 20-30 seconds of the match, he will gas the f out, thus allowing a lighter and faster Blue to chop him down with leg kicks, followed by a G'n P...TKO

That's what i've been saying!!!!!!....But Bzob just won't listen to reason!!!

Bzob
08-07-2003, 02:40 PM
That is not true, My stamina is pretty good for not running

Bluecifer
08-07-2003, 02:41 PM
Remeber when Roberto Duran said "No Mas" against Ray Leonard? It would be kind of like that only by sub...

Bzob
08-07-2003, 03:02 PM
non of you *****es even have a prayer so shut the **** up

Kato
08-07-2003, 03:09 PM
What Blue would look like next to bzob
http://www.angelfire.com/moon/kato/images/__hr_2ofusa.jpg

Bzob
08-07-2003, 03:11 PM
Katowned!

Mr. Beelzebub
08-07-2003, 03:12 PM
Bob looks a lot like that dude from this movie. Notice the bald white boy in the middle of all the chicanos

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630250354X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Bzob
08-07-2003, 03:13 PM
That looks like me, But i can not see that guys eye brows

Kato
08-07-2003, 03:13 PM
I believe that is what Mr Bee wanted you to know...lol ;)

Bzob
08-07-2003, 03:14 PM
My laundry better be done by the time I get home

Zen
08-07-2003, 03:16 PM
bwaahahahaha, with that shirt I thought he was trying to look like a vato or whatever the mexican gangsters are with the shirts buttoned up all the way. I bet he's go on long kahki shorts and dress shoes.

Beelzebpwn3d

Kato
08-07-2003, 03:18 PM
you have no dirty close ese and you better kiss my ass they are now going outside with the puppies

Bzob
08-07-2003, 03:20 PM
lol,

*note to self, leave kacki shorts and dress shoes at home*

Bluecifer
08-08-2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Kato
What Blue would look like next to bzob
http://www.angelfire.com/moon/kato/images/__hr_2ofusa.jpg


OH NO!!! I've been katownd!!!

Kato
08-08-2003, 12:15 PM
lol... its all love Blue