View Full Version : How I would beat Bzob in a NHB match.
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 12:03 PM Bzob would have a 100 and something LBS on me, but I think it would look a lot like Marco Ruas vs. "The Polar Bear" Paul Varlens only faster. I would unleash devastating leg legs til Bzob could no longer withstand the punishment, and he woulod GO DOWN...Probably about 1:41 of the first round...then I would jump on him(full mount of course) and pummel him raining bombs from above to soften him for a very special submission move that I call the teabag muffler....that's right...I train for the smother.....Blue Dawg by submission.....1:47 round one...
VulgarTheClown 08-07-2003, 12:04 PM you would smother him with your taint wouldn't you
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 12:09 PM Your next Vulgar....Actually....you deserve to be torn to bits by the razor sharp fangs of the dogs I will one day have. "RELEASE THE HOUNDS" will be the last thing that you will ever hear.....
WTF! Where did this come from? You are ****ed in the head Jr. Unless you are coming to Detroit or Cali this weekend Shut you mouf. I am a killing machine. I will beat you like yo daddy should have and that stripper from last week did.
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 01:32 PM WTF? How did you know about the stripper?
You and Ensanity need to chigity check yo self befo you rigity wreck yo self
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 01:34 PM What's the tale of the tape on you again Bzob?
Bzob
6'3
300
Bzobs house of pain
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 01:37 PM Nevermind, maybe it would look like Nog vs. Sapp, but with me succeding with my takedowns ....Blue Dawg vs. Bzob the killing machine....Blue Dawg via Teabag smother...
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 01:38 PM I'm at about 5'7 3/4" weighing in at 161 right now...I'd want to avoid getting you in my guard....
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 01:44 PM I really don't think the weight advantage would be a factor. It would be fairly easy to confuse and confound bZOB. mAYBE I SHOULD TAKE A POLL....
VulgarTheClown 08-07-2003, 01:44 PM Originally posted by Bzob
WTF! Where did this come from? You are ****ed in the head Jr. Unless you are coming to Detroit or Cali this weekend Shut you mouf. I am a killing machine. I will beat you like yo daddy should have and that stripper from last week did.
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 01:46 PM Vulgar, unless you want to be future food for my hounds....I suggest you go to one of Ensanity's threads...
Curly Howard 08-07-2003, 01:55 PM LMAO@ 3/4"
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 01:55 PM I just don't think you've faced anyone that you outwiegh by 140lbs. That could play against you, I'd be sticking and moving, shucking and jiving, floatin' and stingin', I'd be telling riddles and ****....totally confusing you....Blue Dawg by teabag....
Mr. Beelzebub 08-07-2003, 01:57 PM Bzob should fight Blake "The golden bear", discovery channel style
The Ensanity 08-07-2003, 01:59 PM http://www.awildorchid.com/bear-fight.jpg
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 02:00 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
LMAO@ 3/4"
Quiet infidel!!!!
Curly Howard 08-07-2003, 02:04 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Quiet infidel!!!!
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/appleadwarmatnight.jpg
Curly Howard 08-07-2003, 02:04 PM Wrong pic dammit
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 02:35 PM I may also connect with many knees to the dome, however you have a head reminecsent of fujita so may not be easy to ko, Blue by sub(teabag smother).
Mr. Beelzebub 08-07-2003, 02:37 PM If Bobo doesn't catch Blue during the first 20-30 seconds of the match, he will gas the f out, thus allowing a lighter and faster Blue to chop him down with leg kicks, followed by a G'n P...TKO
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 02:39 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
If Bobo doesn't catch Blue during the first 20-30 seconds of the match, he will gas the f out, thus allowing a lighter and faster Blue to chop him down with leg kicks, followed by a G'n P...TKO
That's what i've been saying!!!!!!....But Bzob just won't listen to reason!!!
That is not true, My stamina is pretty good for not running
Bluecifer 08-07-2003, 02:41 PM Remeber when Roberto Duran said "No Mas" against Ray Leonard? It would be kind of like that only by sub...
non of you *****es even have a prayer so shut the **** up
What Blue would look like next to bzob
http://www.angelfire.com/moon/kato/images/__hr_2ofusa.jpg
Mr. Beelzebub 08-07-2003, 03:12 PM Bob looks a lot like that dude from this movie. Notice the bald white boy in the middle of all the chicanos
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630250354X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
That looks like me, But i can not see that guys eye brows
I believe that is what Mr Bee wanted you to know...lol ;)
My laundry better be done by the time I get home
bwaahahahaha, with that shirt I thought he was trying to look like a vato or whatever the mexican gangsters are with the shirts buttoned up all the way. I bet he's go on long kahki shorts and dress shoes.
Beelzebpwn3d
you have no dirty close ese and you better kiss my ass they are now going outside with the puppies
lol,
*note to self, leave kacki shorts and dress shoes at home*
Bluecifer 08-08-2003, 12:09 PM Originally posted by Kato
What Blue would look like next to bzob
http://www.angelfire.com/moon/kato/images/__hr_2ofusa.jpg
OH NO!!! I've been katownd!!!
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