View Full Version : [HOLY S**T!] Breaking ****ing news!


Flab
07-04-2008, 01:30 AM
Dimitar Berbatov joins Newcastle for a undisclosed fee thought to be around £32 million.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/5797/berbde5.jpg

BOLLOCKS
07-04-2008, 02:08 AM
Dimitar Berbatov joins Newcastle for a undisclosed fee thought to be around £32 million.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/5797/berbde5.jpg

Omg! That is one rich worthless cunt!:D

gibo
07-04-2008, 02:19 AM
:boxing: it's about boxing baby!!! NOT kick ball
:boxing:

BETTY SWOLLOCKS
07-04-2008, 03:09 AM
:boxing: it's about boxing baby!!! NOT kick ball
:boxing:

:boxing:Its about being funny baby!!! NOT being a bellend :boxing:

Flab
07-04-2008, 03:20 AM
First Carrick and now Berbatov!

BETTY SWOLLOCKS
07-04-2008, 03:45 AM
Word on the grapevine is Mike Ashley is in talks with a bunch of New Yoiker yanks about selling up!

Flab
07-04-2008, 03:49 AM
Word on the grapevine is Mike Ashley is in talks with a bunch of New Yoiker yanks about selling up!

Yeah, it's in the SUN. He wants £420 million.

Tuggers1986
07-04-2008, 03:57 AM
First Carrick and now Berbatov!

Yeah. You might finish mid table now after two top signings like that ;)

Flab
07-04-2008, 04:00 AM
Yeah. You might finish mid table now after two top signings like that ;)

Anyone you want to see at Wigan?

Tuggers1986
07-04-2008, 04:22 AM
Anyone you want to see at Wigan?

I wouldn't mind Carrick and Berbatov. haha.

Not sure to be honest mate. I'll just have to wait and see who Bruce has got his eye on.

Flab
07-04-2008, 05:16 AM
I wouldn't mind Carrick and Berbatov. haha.

Not sure to be honest mate. I'll just have to wait and see who Bruce has got his eye on.

Alan Smith and Geremi?

TRAVI$
07-04-2008, 07:17 AM
I've heard tomorrow, Newcastle may be making a bid for Kaka
*wink*

Flab
07-04-2008, 07:45 AM
I've heard tomorrow, Newcastle may be making a bid for Kaka
*wink*

Wayne Bridge is signing later today on a Free transfer. Then tomorrow morning David Beckham is to shock the footballing world and sign for Newcastle in a fee believed to be around £5.5m.

BETTY SWOLLOCKS
07-04-2008, 08:49 AM
I just read on the BBC website that Messi has handed in a transfer request to Barcelona!!

"It has always been a dream of mine since i was a child to wear the black and white of Newcastle United. I cant wait to join up with my teammates and go out on the lash in Bigg Market and sample the local delicacies. The Doner Kebabs from a restaurant called 'The burger van' come with high recommendations"

Source:bbc.co.uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

TRAVI$
07-04-2008, 11:05 AM
I just read on the BBC website that Messi has handed in a transfer request to Barcelona!!

"It has always been a dream of mine since i was a child to wear the black and white of Newcastle United. I cant wait to join up with my teammates and go out on the lash in Bigg Market and sample the local delicacies. The Doner Kebabs from a restaurant called 'The burger van' come with high recommendations"

Source:bbc.co.uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

I call Rick Roll

BETTY SWOLLOCKS
07-04-2008, 11:53 AM
I call Rick Roll

:wtf1:

What you on about mate? Whats a rick roll?

Flab
07-04-2008, 05:59 PM
I just read on the BBC website that Messi has handed in a transfer request to Barcelona!!

"It has always been a dream of mine since i was a child to wear the black and white of Newcastle United. I cant wait to join up with my teammates and go out on the lash in Bigg Market and sample the local delicacies. The Doner Kebabs from a restaurant called 'The burger van' come with high recommendations"

Source:bbc.co.uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

BOLLOCKS
07-05-2008, 04:47 PM
Messi is a cunt.

Rafael Benitez
07-06-2008, 08:08 PM
The barcodes will alyways be ****e, even if they signed Kaka Messi Ineista and Alonso. Throw in Puyol Ramos Silva and Villa, and they will still win **** all. ****, I just mentioned all the post-DIC Anfield bound players in one post.