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col Blake 07-01-2008, 05:27 PM A Russian arrives in London City as a new immigrant to the
United Kingdom . He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says, 'Thank you, Mr. Britain, for letting me in
this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care,
and free education!' free car' and 2 mobile phones to keep in touch
with my family' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you, Mr.
Britain, for having such a beautiful country here in England !'
The person says, 'I not English, I'm Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you, Mr. Britain, for
this wonderful England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I
am not English!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English?'
The African lady checks her watch and says, 'Probably at work!'
Spambo boy 07-01-2008, 05:30 PM A Russian arrives in London City as a new immigrant to the
United Kingdom . He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says, 'Thank you, Mr. Britain, for letting me in
this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care,
and free education!' free car' and 2 mobile phones to keep in touch
with my family' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you, Mr.
Britain, for having such a beautiful country here in England !'
The person says, 'I not English, I'm Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you, Mr. Britain, for
this wonderful England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I
am not English!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English?'
The African lady checks her watch and says, 'Probably at work!'
**** can't give green k, but i liked it.
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Rafael Benitez 07-06-2008, 10:25 PM A Russian arrives in London City as a new immigrant to the
United Kingdom . He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says, 'Thank you, Mr. Britain, for letting me in
this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care,
and free education!' free car' and 2 mobile phones to keep in touch
with my family' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you, Mr.
Britain, for having such a beautiful country here in England !'
The person says, 'I not English, I'm Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you, Mr. Britain, for
this wonderful England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I
am not English!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English?'
The African lady checks her watch and says, 'Probably at work!'
That's a lame joke as it is quite the opposite of the truth. Chavs are useless unemployable bums: FACT. Also, I tought food stamps were American and the benefits are paid for by taxes which are taken from all workers which generally won;t be punk ass white boys.
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