View Full Version : I need help picking out an anniversary gift
Curly Howard 08-04-2003, 03:22 PM for my wife. Here are some ideas I had
What woman wouldn't love one of these?
http://www.discountvac.com/vacuums/bissell/vacuum.gif
We just talked about getting new tires for the car
http://www.karkraft.com/GT_WHEEL_TIRE.jpg
This would fix that leak in the bathroom
http://www.fluidmaster.com/images/400ak_product_image.gif
She could use this to help when she cleans house
http://www.costumesales.co.uk/images/french_maid_55010.jpg
or maybe just dinner and a movie
http://stevegarufi.com/mcdonalds.jpg
http://www.dfwemployment.com/images/dfw/blockbuster.gif
Help me out fellas
VulgarTheClown 08-04-2003, 03:25 PM anal
Piedra 08-04-2003, 03:25 PM Invite her for dinner to a table dance.
DragonZero 08-04-2003, 03:25 PM i dare you to get one of those then after your anniversary you can start your very own divorce thread
LukeDothSucketh 08-04-2003, 03:25 PM I have no experience with gift giving for the ladies... how about buttsekz?
handjobs4dollars 08-04-2003, 03:26 PM Take her to the strip club, get her drunk. Take nude photo's of her. Make photo copies and write this is the woman I luv in your own blood on each one. The staple them around town.
DragonZero 08-04-2003, 03:26 PM buy her a round trip ticket to my house
Curly Howard 08-04-2003, 03:28 PM Originally posted by Gman
Take her to the strip club, get her drunk. Take nude photo's of her. Make photo copies and write this is the woman I luv in your own blood on each one. The staple them around town.
I can't ..we did that last year
http://www.lazyboy.com/images/riley.jpg
A New Carhttp://jayski.thatsracin.com/wallpapers/2003_budweiser_shootout/pit.jpg
http://www.whitecastle.com/join/images/joinus_logo.gif
http://images.goantiques.com/thumbnails2/AOH7979CB702AN.jpg
Curly Howard 08-04-2003, 03:33 PM I bet she'd love that
DragonZero 08-04-2003, 03:35 PM a case of colt45. yhahahahahahha
karebear 08-04-2003, 03:35 PM http://www.jewelry.com/webapp/wcs/stores/jcom/images/a10fs30042c_h.jpg
http://www.glitterings.com/images/sapphire_ring_ladies_938r.jpg
http://www.goldberry.com/heart.jpg
http://www.worldofcharms.com/catalog/bracelets/images/RM20_0107SS_A_lrg.jpg with charms that mean something to you both.
http://us.rd.yahoo.com/search/iy/yp/day+spas/day+spas/*http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?stx=day+spa&stp=a <------find a day spa near you.
DragonZero 08-04-2003, 03:36 PM you gotta have money to afford those
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I bet she'd love that
the Colt 45?
lightweight 08-04-2003, 07:49 PM http://www.adult-toys-wholesale.com/products/anal-douche.jpg
VulgarTheClown 08-04-2003, 07:51 PM just eat her out in public
Bluecifer 08-04-2003, 07:54 PM Originally posted by Gman
Take her to the strip club, get her drunk. Take nude photo's of her. Make photo copies and write this is the woman I luv in your own blood on each one. The staple them around town.
Holy **** that is DEFINATLEY one of those "you had me at hello" type of sweet things to say lol!!!! This is one of the best post's EVA!!!!
AgonYx0 08-04-2003, 11:15 PM Originally posted by karebear
http://www.jewelry.com/webapp/wcs/stores/jcom/images/a10fs30042c_h.jpg
http://www.glitterings.com/images/sapphire_ring_ladies_938r.jpg
http://www.goldberry.com/heart.jpg
http://www.worldofcharms.com/catalog/bracelets/images/RM20_0107SS_A_lrg.jpg with charms that mean something to you both.
http://us.rd.yahoo.com/search/iy/yp/day+spas/day+spas/*http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?stx=day+spa&stp=a <------find a day spa near you.
thats what im talking about, get her a very nice ring like the one above, very nice.:)
AgonYx0 08-04-2003, 11:16 PM and another thing never ask a guy what to get your wife, you should ask females not males, they no nothing about ****.
DragonZero 08-04-2003, 11:17 PM you get jewelry best be waxin da booty
AgonYx0 08-04-2003, 11:18 PM your just stupid, go to the hatred thread!
DragonZero 08-04-2003, 11:18 PM i did already
AgonYx0 08-04-2003, 11:20 PM hahahaha agood boy
Curly Howard 08-04-2003, 11:42 PM Since I have to work tonight we're going to celebrate when I get back from the trip.
KimuraMan 08-04-2003, 11:58 PM Make a plaster mold of your meat so she can remember the good old days
Curly Howard 08-05-2003, 12:00 AM Originally posted by KimuraMan
Make a plaster mold of your meat so she can remember the good old days
Too Late
DragonZero 08-05-2003, 12:00 AM good idea she can reminice oh how you used to be able to get it up
AgonYx0 08-05-2003, 12:01 AM the whole kit is about 100 buck at some sex shops.
DragonZero 08-05-2003, 12:02 AM Originally posted by AgonY^x0
the whole kit is about 100 buck at some sex shops.
and how does kimee know this huh?????
AgonYx0 08-05-2003, 12:03 AM because ive seen them.
DragonZero 08-05-2003, 12:05 AM uh huh uh huh
AgonYx0 08-05-2003, 12:05 AM :fu:
DragonZero 08-05-2003, 12:06 AM hahahahahahahahahahaha
Curly Howard 08-05-2003, 12:06 AM Originally posted by Dragonzero
good idea she can reminice oh how you used to be able to get it up
She has this pic to remember me with
http://www.funkypages.com/viagraworks/viagra.jpg
DragonZero 08-05-2003, 12:07 AM ****in curly hahahahahahahahaha
hey who's hand is that hanging out of your ass?
AgonYx0 08-05-2003, 12:08 AM hahahahahhahahaahahaaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahhahahahahahhahahaaa
get her a gift you can both enjoy: wink wink
http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/DJ/DJ5/5543-09.JPG
damn it Curly did you get the wifey this thingy or not?
Originally posted by Kato
get her a gift you can both enjoy: wink wink
http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/DJ/DJ5/5543-09.JPG
*Bzob twitches and has flash backs from the last time he passed out*
bbuuuahahahahahahahaha...I thought you said you didnt remember a thing...hahahahahaha
AgonYx0 08-06-2003, 10:30 PM hahahahaaa
nance 08-07-2003, 05:04 AM Curly, I'm proud that you didn't FORGET your anniversary. Not a good thing to do. Just ask my hubby. :-)
DragonZero 08-07-2003, 05:12 AM doghouse
at least i wont be alone.
DragonZero 08-07-2003, 07:58 AM very true
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