View Full Version : I need help picking out an anniversary gift


Curly Howard
08-04-2003, 03:22 PM
for my wife. Here are some ideas I had


What woman wouldn't love one of these?
http://www.discountvac.com/vacuums/bissell/vacuum.gif

We just talked about getting new tires for the car
http://www.karkraft.com/GT_WHEEL_TIRE.jpg

This would fix that leak in the bathroom
http://www.fluidmaster.com/images/400ak_product_image.gif

She could use this to help when she cleans house
http://www.costumesales.co.uk/images/french_maid_55010.jpg

or maybe just dinner and a movie
http://stevegarufi.com/mcdonalds.jpg
http://www.dfwemployment.com/images/dfw/blockbuster.gif


Help me out fellas

VulgarTheClown
08-04-2003, 03:25 PM
anal

Piedra
08-04-2003, 03:25 PM
Invite her for dinner to a table dance.

DragonZero
08-04-2003, 03:25 PM
i dare you to get one of those then after your anniversary you can start your very own divorce thread

LukeDothSucketh
08-04-2003, 03:25 PM
I have no experience with gift giving for the ladies... how about buttsekz?

handjobs4dollars
08-04-2003, 03:26 PM
Take her to the strip club, get her drunk. Take nude photo's of her. Make photo copies and write this is the woman I luv in your own blood on each one. The staple them around town.

DragonZero
08-04-2003, 03:26 PM
buy her a round trip ticket to my house

Curly Howard
08-04-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Take her to the strip club, get her drunk. Take nude photo's of her. Make photo copies and write this is the woman I luv in your own blood on each one. The staple them around town.

I can't ..we did that last year

Bzob
08-04-2003, 03:30 PM
http://www.lazyboy.com/images/riley.jpg


A New Carhttp://jayski.thatsracin.com/wallpapers/2003_budweiser_shootout/pit.jpg


http://www.whitecastle.com/join/images/joinus_logo.gif


http://images.goantiques.com/thumbnails2/AOH7979CB702AN.jpg

Curly Howard
08-04-2003, 03:33 PM
I bet she'd love that

DragonZero
08-04-2003, 03:35 PM
a case of colt45. yhahahahahahha

karebear
08-04-2003, 03:35 PM
http://www.jewelry.com/webapp/wcs/stores/jcom/images/a10fs30042c_h.jpg




http://www.glitterings.com/images/sapphire_ring_ladies_938r.jpg


http://www.goldberry.com/heart.jpg


http://www.worldofcharms.com/catalog/bracelets/images/RM20_0107SS_A_lrg.jpg with charms that mean something to you both.

http://us.rd.yahoo.com/search/iy/yp/day+spas/day+spas/*http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?stx=day+spa&stp=a <------find a day spa near you.

DragonZero
08-04-2003, 03:36 PM
you gotta have money to afford those

Bzob
08-04-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I bet she'd love that

the Colt 45?

lightweight
08-04-2003, 07:49 PM
http://www.adult-toys-wholesale.com/products/anal-douche.jpg

VulgarTheClown
08-04-2003, 07:51 PM
just eat her out in public

Bluecifer
08-04-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Take her to the strip club, get her drunk. Take nude photo's of her. Make photo copies and write this is the woman I luv in your own blood on each one. The staple them around town.


Holy **** that is DEFINATLEY one of those "you had me at hello" type of sweet things to say lol!!!! This is one of the best post's EVA!!!!

AgonYx0
08-04-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by karebear
http://www.jewelry.com/webapp/wcs/stores/jcom/images/a10fs30042c_h.jpg




http://www.glitterings.com/images/sapphire_ring_ladies_938r.jpg


http://www.goldberry.com/heart.jpg


http://www.worldofcharms.com/catalog/bracelets/images/RM20_0107SS_A_lrg.jpg with charms that mean something to you both.




http://us.rd.yahoo.com/search/iy/yp/day+spas/day+spas/*http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?stx=day+spa&stp=a <------find a day spa near you.




thats what im talking about, get her a very nice ring like the one above, very nice.:)

AgonYx0
08-04-2003, 11:16 PM
and another thing never ask a guy what to get your wife, you should ask females not males, they no nothing about ****.

DragonZero
08-04-2003, 11:17 PM
you get jewelry best be waxin da booty

AgonYx0
08-04-2003, 11:18 PM
your just stupid, go to the hatred thread!

DragonZero
08-04-2003, 11:18 PM
i did already

AgonYx0
08-04-2003, 11:20 PM
hahahaha agood boy

Curly Howard
08-04-2003, 11:42 PM
Since I have to work tonight we're going to celebrate when I get back from the trip.

KimuraMan
08-04-2003, 11:58 PM
Make a plaster mold of your meat so she can remember the good old days

Curly Howard
08-05-2003, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by KimuraMan
Make a plaster mold of your meat so she can remember the good old days
Too Late

DragonZero
08-05-2003, 12:00 AM
good idea she can reminice oh how you used to be able to get it up

AgonYx0
08-05-2003, 12:01 AM
the whole kit is about 100 buck at some sex shops.

DragonZero
08-05-2003, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
the whole kit is about 100 buck at some sex shops.




and how does kimee know this huh?????

AgonYx0
08-05-2003, 12:03 AM
because ive seen them.

DragonZero
08-05-2003, 12:05 AM
uh huh uh huh

AgonYx0
08-05-2003, 12:05 AM
:fu:

DragonZero
08-05-2003, 12:06 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Curly Howard
08-05-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
good idea she can reminice oh how you used to be able to get it up

She has this pic to remember me with
http://www.funkypages.com/viagraworks/viagra.jpg

DragonZero
08-05-2003, 12:07 AM
****in curly hahahahahahahahaha



hey who's hand is that hanging out of your ass?

AgonYx0
08-05-2003, 12:08 AM
hahahahahhahahaahahaaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahhahahahahahhahahaaa

Kato
08-05-2003, 09:35 PM
get her a gift you can both enjoy: wink wink

http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/DJ/DJ5/5543-09.JPG

Kato
08-06-2003, 03:15 PM
damn it Curly did you get the wifey this thingy or not?

Bzob
08-06-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Kato
get her a gift you can both enjoy: wink wink

http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/DJ/DJ5/5543-09.JPG


*Bzob twitches and has flash backs from the last time he passed out*

Kato
08-06-2003, 03:21 PM
bbuuuahahahahahahahaha...I thought you said you didnt remember a thing...hahahahahaha

Bzob
08-06-2003, 03:25 PM
:- l

Kato
08-06-2003, 03:35 PM
>:}

AgonYx0
08-06-2003, 10:30 PM
hahahahaaa

nance
08-07-2003, 05:04 AM
Curly, I'm proud that you didn't FORGET your anniversary. Not a good thing to do. Just ask my hubby. :-)

DragonZero
08-07-2003, 05:12 AM
doghouse

Bzob
08-07-2003, 07:45 AM
at least i wont be alone.

DragonZero
08-07-2003, 07:58 AM
very true