Bzob
08-04-2003, 09:31 AM
And i am scared ****less to fly. I need to be sedated like B.A. Baraccus on the A-Team!
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View Full Version : Only 5 days till Cali Bzob 08-04-2003, 09:31 AM And i am scared ****less to fly. I need to be sedated like B.A. Baraccus on the A-Team! Bzob 08-04-2003, 10:18 AM http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/gallery/pub6.jpg lzindsay 08-04-2003, 10:29 AM I pity the foo who hijacks that plane Purity 08-04-2003, 12:34 PM when the stewardess comes around give her $25 and get your bloody mary and 4 beers. pound the bloody mary and the first 2 beers fast. that'll get you a quick buzz and help you forget that at any given moment you could be sent on an uncontrollable vertical death dive at 600mph. slowly sip the next 2 beers to alieviate the fear. repeat the process when she comes back around. Squezze 08-04-2003, 12:43 PM So is every single person on this forum going to California? Thats.........different. VulgarTheClown 08-04-2003, 12:46 PM i am not going. :( that makes Ben sad. Squezze 08-04-2003, 12:47 PM I'm not going either. I dunno if I can handle standing next to all these 300 pound men. My 225 frame would look small next to those mountains of meat. mmafanman 08-04-2003, 12:51 PM Try two shots of whiskey and two tablespoons of Nyquil before you board the plane. That should work. Bzob 08-04-2003, 01:42 PM Originally posted by mmafanman Try two shots of whiskey and two tablespoons of Nyquil before you board the plane. That should work. I think we have a winner. I will smoke a joint, then take some vallium and slam a 1/2 pint and take 2 spoons of Nyquil. Curly Howard 08-04-2003, 02:11 PM Bzob: stewardess? Stewardess: Yes Bzob: Could you ask the pilot if I can check his oil? Stewardess: I believe the crew did before we left. Bzob: Oh Bzob: Got any black in you? Stewardess: sir please sit down Bzob :-| VulgarTheClown 08-04-2003, 02:12 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard Bzob: stewardess? Stewardess: Yes Bzob: Could you ask the pilot if I can check his oil? Stewardess: I believe the crew did before we left. Bzob: Oh Bzob: Got any black in you? Stewardess: sir please sit down Bzob :-| HAHAHAHAHAHAH who is gonan have the Pwned sign waiting? Bzob 08-04-2003, 02:14 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard Bzob: stewardess? Stewardess: Yes Bzob: Could you ask the pilot if I can check his oil? Stewardess: I believe the crew did before we left. Bzob: Oh Bzob: Got any black in you? Stewardess: sir please sit down Bzob :-| I resemble that remark Piedra 08-04-2003, 02:14 PM Bzob what would happen if you board the plane with a turbant? Bzob 08-04-2003, 02:16 PM If i see anything out of the norm...all hell is breaking loose on that plane VulgarTheClown 08-04-2003, 02:16 PM OHH BOB MAKE A SIGN THAT SAYS BZPWNED! and carry it off the plane with you! Bzob 08-04-2003, 02:17 PM no VulgarTheClown 08-04-2003, 02:17 PM mabye Bzob 08-04-2003, 02:18 PM not at all VulgarTheClown 08-04-2003, 02:19 PM a little bit LukeDothSucketh 08-04-2003, 02:26 PM Do it you gutless ***** Bzob 08-04-2003, 02:27 PM luke = king of the skinny whimps Kato 08-04-2003, 02:30 PM Originally posted by Bzob I think we have a winner. I will smoke a joint, then take some vallium and slam a 1/2 pint and take 2 spoons of Nyquil. Right and then when you finally wake up the plane will be back here in Detroit... LukeDothSucketh 08-04-2003, 02:32 PM Originally posted by Bzob luke = king of the skinny whimps It is good to be king Bluecifer 08-04-2003, 02:34 PM Originally posted by Bzob I think we have a winner. I will smoke a joint, then take some vallium and slam a 1/2 pint and take 2 spoons of Nyquil. In a different life, we might have been friends... ruffneck119 08-04-2003, 02:37 PM I am going to get you way drunk BZOB. Curly Howard 08-04-2003, 02:41 PM peer pressure Bzob 08-04-2003, 02:51 PM Originally posted by ruffneck119 I am going to get you way drunk BZOB. no......please..........dont......stop dont.....stop dont stop DONT STOP DONT STOP DONT STOP ruffneck119 08-04-2003, 03:03 PM You have no choice in the matter :) What do you prefer to drink??? Bzob 08-04-2003, 03:06 PM I usually drink Vodka or burbon on the rocks, All I am saying is we drink together , the same thing and the same quanities. I am not drinking liquer strait up and you sippin a beer handjobs4dollars 08-04-2003, 03:09 PM only four days for me. Bzob 08-04-2003, 03:10 PM I hate you Bluecifer 08-04-2003, 03:13 PM Originally posted by Bzob I usually drink Vodka or burbon on the rocks, All I am saying is we drink together , the same thing and the same quanities. I am not drinking liquer strait up and you sippin a beer It appears that we both enjoy Vodka and Bourbon, only I like the goodstuff and like looking at cooter while I'm drinking it. If you liked strippers and lived a few a few states closer I'd buy you a beer and give you a bong hit of the GOOD ****. handjobs4dollars 08-04-2003, 03:14 PM I hate that if you would have left on thurdays we would have been on the same plane. DragonZero 08-04-2003, 03:20 PM yah then you could hold hands on the plane The Ensanity 08-04-2003, 03:45 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard Bzob: stewardess? Stewardess: Yes Bzob: Could you ask the pilot if I can check his oil? Stewardess: I believe the crew did before we left. Bzob: Oh Bzob: Got any black in you? Stewardess: sir please sit down Bzob :-| HAHAHAHAAHAA ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 01:20 PM Originally posted by Bzob I usually drink Vodka or burbon on the rocks, All I am saying is we drink together , the same thing and the same quanities. I am not drinking liquer strait up and you sippin a beer I vote for straight up... then throw up and pass out. I'll prolly get a bottle of Grey Goose or Kettle One. Bzob 08-05-2003, 01:22 PM I dont throw up. and I will tag shot for shot with you,but i prefer it over the rocks, Warm liquer give me a head ache the next day ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 01:30 PM Dude you will take me in drinking, but I will try my damn hardest. BTW: Notice how BZOB didn't say he will not pass out :) Bzob 08-05-2003, 01:45 PM Well I am good to go, then all of a sudden I may just fall out Bluecifer 08-05-2003, 01:48 PM I get the feeling that Bzob can probably put away some booze, and he's got like 100lbs on ya ruffie. you may not want to go shot for shot with Bzob. Bzob 08-05-2003, 01:49 PM I will not drink any other way. Otherwise i get ****faced and everyone else is fine Bzob 08-05-2003, 01:50 PM We will get short glasses with ice and we will not fill up till the other on is finished their glass too The Golden Bear 08-05-2003, 01:59 PM i like cherry pepsi! Bluecifer 08-05-2003, 02:00 PM I don't think anyone here can outdrink Bzob, except me. It's too bad i can't make down there this time. Bzob 08-05-2003, 02:03 PM There are lots of people that can out drink me, I am not comeing to chalange my liver, I want to have a good time. If I start acting stupid all hell will break loose ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 02:05 PM Originally posted by Bzob We will get short glasses with ice and we will not fill up till the other on is finished their glass too Sounds good to me. BTW: Don't underestimate how much I can drink... :) Bluecifer 08-05-2003, 02:05 PM I wanna hear about you getting drunk and socking somebody. That would be funny. ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 02:05 PM Originally posted by Bzob There are lots of people that can out drink me, I am not comeing to chalange my liver, I want to have a good time. If I start acting stupid all hell will break loose Kick ass. Bzob 08-05-2003, 02:06 PM Originally posted by ruffneck119 Sounds good to me. BTW: Don't underestimate how much I can drink... :) I would never do that, I am just saying i do not want to battle I want to have a good time Bluecifer 08-05-2003, 02:08 PM Originally posted by Bzob I would never do that, I am just saying i do not want to battle I want to have a good time Don't be such a *****, be a PIRATE!!!! ARGGHHH!!! MORE ALE WOMAN!!! DragonZero 08-05-2003, 02:09 PM walks the plank or sucks me crank....... matey arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Bzob 08-05-2003, 02:16 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg Don't be such a *****, be a PIRATE!!!! ARGGHHH!!! MORE ALE WOMAN!!! No!, I will have self controll! LukeDothSucketh 08-05-2003, 02:29 PM Originally posted by Bzob No!, I will have self controll! ***** Bluecifer 08-05-2003, 02:32 PM Originally posted by Bzob No!, I will have self controll! I have yet to try that. Let me know how it works out for you. I'd be afraid of ending up sober or something. DragonZero 08-05-2003, 02:34 PM sissssssssy Bluecifer 08-05-2003, 02:43 PM Originally posted by Bzob No!, I will have self controll! Then I will apply a teabag muffler! ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 03:45 PM Originally posted by Bzob I would never do that, I am just saying i do not want to battle I want to have a good time :) :) :) :) Bzob 08-05-2003, 03:47 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh ***** Shut up, I am a profesional Bluecifer 08-05-2003, 03:47 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg Then I will apply a teabag muffler! DragonZero 08-05-2003, 03:48 PM a professional flower peddler? Bzob 08-05-2003, 04:05 PM Originally posted by Dragonzero a professional flower peddler? shut up ***** and get yo ass to LA for the fights LukeDothSucketh 08-05-2003, 04:10 PM Bzob, I expect you to get absolutely ****faced, and try to brawl with everyone... just for jokes. Bzob 08-05-2003, 04:13 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh Bzob, I expect you to get absolutely ****faced, and try to brawl with everyone... just for jokes. no Purity 08-05-2003, 04:51 PM Originally posted by Bzob No!, I will have self controll! really? well i'm buying 2 bottles of vodka and 2 of tequilla tonight. the 2 kegs will be filled saturday afternoon. good luck pal :) Curly Howard 08-05-2003, 04:52 PM OWNED Bzob 08-05-2003, 04:52 PM what is everyone else going to drink? Curly Howard 08-05-2003, 04:54 PM water Bzob 08-05-2003, 04:57 PM water = LOSERS! Curly Howard 08-05-2003, 04:58 PM I will win realkaps 08-05-2003, 05:02 PM I'm bringing a bottle of Yukon Jack..... Bzob 08-05-2003, 05:02 PM I will buy while i am there.. realkaps 08-05-2003, 05:06 PM Yeah, thats probably a better Idea..... ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 06:01 PM Oh **** maybe I don't have to buy Vodka.... either way DRUNK OFF MY ASS. Kato 08-05-2003, 09:28 PM hahahahahahahhahahahahaha.... I guess what I have cleaned up must have been **** stains ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 09:39 PM Shhhhhh it's Kato.... Kato 08-05-2003, 09:42 PM HEY!!!! :?: there are no cooler life mate then I broda Curly Howard 08-05-2003, 09:48 PM I want a life mate too ruffneck119 08-05-2003, 09:50 PM Life mate sounds romantic.... Kato 08-05-2003, 09:51 PM really? I see it as a ball and chain....and a sign saying "FO LIFE" hahahahahahaha just kidding realkaps 08-05-2003, 10:25 PM What does that Tattoo say Kato? Kato 08-06-2003, 11:42 AM Truth Wisdom Friendship Kindness I have another on my wrist, Its the same as bzob's Bzob 08-06-2003, 11:55 AM Originally posted by kaps What does that Tattoo say Kato? Bzobs woman I live for Bzob I would die for Bzob Bzob Kato 08-06-2003, 03:20 PM more like this: I own Bzob Bzob's virgin ass is mine Bzob likes it rough I love bzob ;) Bzob 08-06-2003, 04:25 PM Katowned? DragonZero 08-06-2003, 04:27 PM bowned! Bzob 08-06-2003, 04:28 PM :( |