The modest cunt didn't even tell us, I bet he was busting to shout it out to the world but he held it in.

Everyone give him green k and a flash of your bell ends.

:hitit::luvbed:

Who the **** is Tuggers?

I am more of a Fiasco fan.

Who the **** is Tuggers?

I am more of a Fiasco fan.

Either way, he's a fine specimen and no mistake.

Hes a wanker, Never liked him.

Hes a wanker, Never liked him.

I want you to cum in my mouth and call me Sheila!

Hes a wanker, Never liked him.

I want you to cum in my mouth and call me Sheila!

Azza you lucky bastard.

I want you to cum in my mouth and call me Sheila!

I want you to slap me with a fish, Not a normal fish though, A ****ing stupid fish, Like those fish from the bottom of the see that have lights on their heads and act like twats.

Then i want you to call me several names, Tie me up and poke me with a dead parrot on the end of a golf club ... Whilst your dressed as a power ranger.

To finish off our sex romp i want us to have a long bath in tampon stained metro sexual jeans and sit on the end of your bed watching Jeremy Beadle till 3 in the morning.

I didnt even realise it was my 7000th post to be honest. I aint hear for all the post/point counting nonsense.

Just to spread the word and love of our lord jesus christ.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/sbblondie/Buddy_Christ2.jpg

I didnt even realise it was my 7000th post to be honest. I aint hear for all the post/point counting nonsense.

Just to spread the word and love of our lord jesus christ.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/sbblondie/Buddy_Christ2.jpg

What a guy!!

What a guy!!

Now you know who taught the fonz to be so cool.

Now you know who taught the fonz to be so cool.

It was you!! The fonse aint got **** on you Tuggers, I reckon he learnt most of his cool **** from you, like how to pull fit women and how to turn the jukebox on by hitting it.
You're just a ****ing legend mate, you should play tennis, you could play Nadal and Federer at doubles on your own.

Tuggers>Jesus

It was you!! The fonse aint got **** on you Tuggers, I reckon he learnt most of his cool **** from you, like how to pull fit women and how to turn the jukebox on by hitting it.
You're just a ****ing legend mate, you should play tennis, you could play Nadal and Federer at doubles on your own.

Tuggers>Jesus

That ****ing cracked me up then. Knowing my luck id hit it trying to be cool and put my hand through it then stand there covered in blood whilst Cliff Richard would start to play.

....And i'd STILL shag the *****!!!

smoooooth

That ****ing cracked me up then. Knowing my luck id hit it trying to be cool and put my hand through it then stand there covered in blood whilst Cliff Richard would start to play.

....And i'd STILL shag the *****!!!

smoooooth

Shagging to Cliff Richard whilst covered in blood!

You really know how to push me buttons tugs. :hitit:

Glad i can get ya winky pointing towards the sky.

Always remember.

Jesus Loves You

Glad i can get ya winky pointing towards the sky.Always remember.

Jesus Loves You

Your presence alone gives me a stiffy.

Jesus is aint bad himself. Wouldn't kick him out of bed for fartin.

I'm pissed. Hurrah.

I'm pissed. Hurrah.

I'm in work!

You cunt!

I'm in work!

You cunt!

Lolz, I'm watching the sex goddess that is Winehouse singin some **** song ****ly at Glastonbury, whilst drinking red wine from a pint glass.

:hitit: