seldomTap
08-01-2003, 01:49 AM
A guy sits at a bar, drinking his third beer, a sad arse look on his face. The bar man asks whats up...
"My wife just left me...says I am too kinky for her too keep up with." the man answers sadly.
At that moment, a woman storms in, sits down and orders a double scotch. Skulling it down, she asks for another.
The guy looks over and asks her what the problem is.
"My husband just left me...says I am too kinky for him to keep up."
The man gtes interested "Oh really...sounds like we have somehing in common!" and slides over next to her. One thing leads to another and they head back to her place.
The lady heads off to slip into something more comfortable...thigh high boots, crotchless panties a leather hood and riding crop...when she returns the man is doing up his pants and walking out the door.
"Where you going? I thought you liked kink?" she called out. The man replied
"Lady, I just ****ed your dog and **** in your purse...what more do you want?"
"My wife just left me...says I am too kinky for her too keep up with." the man answers sadly.
At that moment, a woman storms in, sits down and orders a double scotch. Skulling it down, she asks for another.
The guy looks over and asks her what the problem is.
"My husband just left me...says I am too kinky for him to keep up."
The man gtes interested "Oh really...sounds like we have somehing in common!" and slides over next to her. One thing leads to another and they head back to her place.
The lady heads off to slip into something more comfortable...thigh high boots, crotchless panties a leather hood and riding crop...when she returns the man is doing up his pants and walking out the door.
"Where you going? I thought you liked kink?" she called out. The man replied
"Lady, I just ****ed your dog and **** in your purse...what more do you want?"