Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on your way home grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab, to sit on a swedish sofa and watch american shows on a Japanese TV and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign.

Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance,

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter,

Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for their prescriptions whilst healthy people get their **** at the front!!

We might be British but by **** we're funny!!!

The irony of it all. Britain is a very xenophobic country. The kebab was actually a greek invention but exported and popularised by the great Turks.

Yes, the English are the most xenophiblic flag waving morons in Europe, question is why. You can notice the difference in Euro 2008 compared to 2006 world cup. Far better atmosphere with the fans this year without usual 100,000 thick inbred English causing trouble cause they think they're hard..

Yes, the English are the most xenophiblic flag waving morons in Europe, question is why. You can notice the difference in Euro 2008 compared to 2006 world cup. Far better atmosphere with the fans this year without usual 100,000 thick inbred English causing trouble cause they think they're hard..

And your a fat, College shooting, Class skipping, Uneducated, Rifle firing, Inbred who thinks starting a war with men who wear towels and throw rocks is hard.

Heard all those before. I think Al Murray touches upon stuff like this.

Britain is made up 99% foreigners.
The place was regularly raped and pillaged by German saxons , Scandinavian Vikings , Roman Italians , French Normans descended from Norwegians.....not including the modern day influx of Afro Carribeans , Indians , Polish , etc etc etc etc....

To be British is to be a mongrel.:luvbed: