View Full Version : [HOLY S**T!] Shaq ethers my boy Kobe
Kobe Bryant 06-23-2008, 06:27 PM http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951
:rofl::rofl:Kobe how's my ass taste?
Kobe haters have an anthem for the summer LMAO. Shaq is funny.
NeXt In Line 06-23-2008, 06:48 PM He's ****ed up so bad haha.
He forgot to say "no homo" before that statement.
Kobe Bryant 06-23-2008, 06:52 PM He's ****ed up so bad haha.
He forgot to say "no homo" before that statement.
Haha. He did. I forgot to drop a no homo for him.
Can't wait Lakers/Suns is gonna be great basketball.
Addition 06-23-2008, 07:07 PM Hahaha, dayum. Kobe has to come up wuth something goog to top that.
NeXt In Line 06-23-2008, 07:08 PM I duno man Shaq is wayyyy past his prime, he's really on the downward end.
oldgringo 06-23-2008, 08:06 PM big cactus clowning kobe......i love it. nothing he said was particularly hilarious, but overall i had a laugh.
it's true though, kobe wins nothing without aristotle.
Kobe Bryant 06-23-2008, 08:15 PM I doubt the Lakers don't get at least 1 title within the next 3 years.
But at the moment Shaq is correct. But last week we would have gotten swept with Shaq.
BALACLAVA 06-23-2008, 09:35 PM big cactus clowning kobe......i love it. nothing he said was particularly hilarious, but overall i had a laugh.
it's true though, kobe wins nothing without aristotle.
Log off and then **** off.
oldgringo 06-23-2008, 10:53 PM Log off and then **** off.
the big bio-diesel talking about kobe licking his ass made you spray your shorts.
THe TRiNiTY 06-25-2008, 02:13 PM Greatest freestyle diss of all time. Seriously, amazing...
Stick your fat ass to losing basketball games, Shaq.
'Last week, Kobe couldn't do without me..'
Heat had you for the better part of a season, you gave them a quck draft pick. CONGRATS.
neils7147933 06-25-2008, 02:29 PM Greatest freestyle diss of all time. Seriously, amazing...
Stick your fat ass to losing basketball games, Shaq.
'Last week, Kobe couldn't do without me..'
Heat had you for the better part of a season, you gave them a quck draft pick. CONGRATS.
Shaq killed Kobe and Kobe can't hardly refute anything he said
Shaq didn't have a great 08 but that's besides the point here...Kobe still doesn't have a Shaqless ring and Kobe has more than that coming for what he did when his case was going on...
RAESAAD 06-25-2008, 02:32 PM http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951
:rofl::rofl:Kobe how's my ass taste?
Kobe haters have an anthem for the summer LMAO. Shaq is funny.
Shaq should be embarrassed for rapping that sorry bull**** in public. He can't rap when he writes the **** let alone freestyles.
THe TRiNiTY 06-25-2008, 02:34 PM Shaq killed Kobe and Kobe can't hardly refute anything he said
Shaq didn't have a great 08 but that's besides the point here...Kobe still doesn't have a Shaqless ring and Kobe has more than that coming for what he did when his case was going on...
If you ask someone how your ass taste in a freestyle, it ceases to have any merit.
neils7147933 06-26-2008, 09:13 PM If you ask someone how your ass taste in a freestyle, it ceases to have any merit.
How do you figure? Freestyle rapping is about clever insults - because Kobe is "Behind" Shaq, he can figuratively "taste his ass"
THe TRiNiTY 06-27-2008, 01:39 AM How do you figure? Freestyle rapping is about clever insults - because Kobe is "Behind" Shaq, he can figuratively "taste his ass"
He got fans to chant.. 'Kobe, how's my ass taste.' I'm not even homophobic and I think that **** is a little too funny.
KILLA RIGHT 06-27-2008, 05:59 AM FIRE.Shaq should of just said the kobe snitching and him losing. But the ass thing was too much
neils7147933 06-27-2008, 12:25 PM He got fans to chant.. 'Kobe, how's my ass taste.' I'm not even homophobic and I think that **** is a little too funny.
Ummm....I would say based on your insistence, that you either are homophobic or have an unnatural hatred for a combination of words...
This isn't a new rap phenomenon
Go to listen to "F*** wit Dre Day" and see how many examples you count...
MetalVomit 06-27-2008, 12:41 PM hilarious stuff
THe TRiNiTY 06-27-2008, 11:50 PM Ummm....I would say based on your insistence, that you either are homophobic or have an unnatural hatred for a combination of words...
This isn't a new rap phenomenon
Go to listen to "F*** wit Dre Day" and see how many examples you count...
I always find it funn that when you point out that something sounds gay, you're automatically homophobic.
If I said.. 'Man, that guy sure is packin' a big one.' and I meant a gun, that sounds.... funny. To deny that it to deny the truth.
You might know what I'm talking about, but the thought crosses your mind. It only makes sense.
Regardless, I get the idea, I know about battle rapping. I do plenty of it myself. And in LIVE BATTLES, which is what Shaq was doing, which isn't really comparable to tracks, like Dre's song, you go by how a crowd reacts. Shaq had that crowd, and that's good. But a crowd generally isn't so into such simple lines either, so there's a chance they don't know jack from ****.
The line is just stupid sounding. I get wordplay. I love wordplay, but the idea of what you say has to be funny, not salad tossing.
Regardless, it's relatively funny. But that line is just lame.
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