And its ridicuously ****ing hot.

I can see the Vatican out of my window and I went to see the Sistine Chapel today. Very nice.

Man i eny you! It can ridiculously hot there innit!

You gotta try the ice cream! and see the trevi fountain? you with you're missus? she'll love it!

Bring me back a AS Roma top babes. :kiss:

rome is overkill.

my good times in Italy started when i got to positano and the amalfi coast.

now that is vacation.

Wish i was in Italy.

I've been pretty much everywhere in Italy except Rome. I'm gonna have to get my arse there soon.


If anyone fancies staying in Italy for a holiday, just pm me.

My parents have a 2nd house on Lake Bolsena which they rent out, and my aunt lives in Tuscany and has got about 30 villas for rent. I can send anyone a brochure or give you the website details for both.

I've never been, always fancied it though.

I went skiing in Verona about 20 years ago which is as close as I've got.

Its definately on my bucket list though.

I've never been, always fancied it though.

I went skiing in Verona about 20 years ago which is as close as I've got.

Its definately on my bucket list though.

Yeah i'd love to go there. Brassic though son.
Why'd I go and have kids. :nonono:

i've been to pretty much all round Italy.

Fantastic place Rome is - the weather is fantastic - watch your wallet on the packed buses. Serious.

We got warned to watch for them, and low and behold some kraut got ransacked in 10 secs by a gang of Romanians. "NIEN NIEN! UNDERMENSCH STEALEN MINE DEUTCHMARKS!"

We lol'd though - because we dislike Germans.

i've been to pretty much all round Italy.

Fantastic place Rome is - the weather is fantastic - watch your wallet on the packed buses. Serious.

We got warned to watch for them, and low and behold some kraut got ransacked in 10 secs by a gang of Romanians. "NIEN NIEN! UNDERMENSCH STEALEN MINE DEUTCHMARKS!"

We lol'd though - because we dislike Germans.

You should have beat him up just to add insult to injury.

When in Rome...

You should have beat him up just to add insult to injury.

When in Rome...

The Germans i saw were rude bastards. Woudn't move if you asked them too.

The Germans i saw were rude bastards. Woudn't move if you asked them too.

They always are mate, they think they rule the world.

They always are mate, they think they rule the world.

they almost did, if it wasn't for our handsome British soldiers as mick would say

they almost did, if it wasn't for our handsome British soldiers as mick would say

Those beautiful limeys, my grandad died in italy actually, in anzio. Shot in the bonce by a Gerry... cunts.

Those beautiful limeys, my grandad died in italy actually, in anzio. Shot in the bonce by a Gerry... cunts.

My Grandfather fought in Italy also - was one of the Polish troopers at Monte Cassino.

Did my University dissertation about the allied Italian campaign of WW2. Veeeery interesting.

Germans aren't rude. You have to understand their manners.

Those beautiful limeys, my grandad died in italy actually, in anzio. Shot in the bonce by a Gerry... cunts.

:rofl: LMFAO!!! @ how casual you wrote that :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:. Sorry for your grandad though.

Germans aren't rude. You have to understand their manners.

As in, they don't exist.

My Grandfather fought in Italy also - was one of the Polish troopers at Monte Cassino.

Did my University dissertation about the allied Italian campaign of WW2. Veeeery interesting.

Yeah I know a very little about the campaign but what i do know is quite interesting, I think my Grandad died about a week before the allies took Rome.
I've got a book lined up about Anzio, but i keep putting it off, i must read it.

On a different note, I think anyone who goes to italy soon should really milk the fact that they went out of the euro's.
I ****ing hate the negative attitude they use, ****in glad it backfired.

Germans aren't rude. You have to understand their manners.

I'm British. I invented manners fritz!

Which is what i said to him.

No, seriously. I was in top Hugh Grant form..... "excuse me,...hello?...excuse me.. i.. i just need...excuse me?...can I...can I just get passed? Please?... hi?"

This bastard just ignored me. Then this general attitude was the same throughout the rest of the Reich that had got off the tour bus that afternoon.

Yeah I know a very little about the campaign but what i do know is quite interesting, I think my Grandad died about a week before the allies took Rome.
I've got a book lined up about Anzio, but i keep putting it off, i must read it.

On a different note, I think anyone who goes to italy soon should really milk the fact that they went out of the euro's.
I ****ing hate the negative attitude they use, ****in glad it backfired.

The majority of the forces landed at Sicily and at the bottom of the "boot" and worked there way (quickly up). The Anzio beach head is at the top right of the boot, they planted forces there to create to fronts. Sadly the Anzio beach head got heavily hammered by the krauts - and caused more of a problem than another front. The rest of the forces then had to quickly attack and relieve the pressure they faced. I was quite kind to the Nazis in my dissertation - noted how effective they were.

You seen "Life is Beautiful," mick?

I nearly teared at the end when the American soldier stuck his head out of the tank. I said to myself, "that's right, it's a good thing we saved all those soft ass Euros from the Germans."

The majority of the forces landed at Sicily and at the bottom of the "boot" and worked there way (quickly up). The Anzio beach head is at the top right of the boot, they planted forces there to create to fronts. Sadly the Anzio beach head got heavily hammered by the krauts - and caused more of a problem than another front. The rest of the forces then had to quickly attack and relieve the pressure they faced. I was quite kind to the Nazis in my dissertation - noted how effective they were.

Did you ever used to watch those war programs with peter and dan snow. They were good, helped me understand a lot of battles that i never knew much about.
This was one of them, they had a whole series about WWII

You seen "Life is Beautiful," mick?

I nearly teared at the end when the American soldier stuck his head out of the tank. I said to myself, "that's right, it's a good thing we saved all those soft ass Euros from the Germans."

Nah, i've never seen it.

I'm sure it was another American classic. Does it have Mel Gibson in it, ****ing up history once more? haha

"**** YOU QUEEN VICTORIA! I'M BRAVEHEART *****!! *shoots machine gun*"

Got a week in Rome then we're going down to the Puglia region where we've got a villa with a pool. Costing me a fortune but it should be good! Rome's the bollocks, we were just walking back from a restaurant and we stumbled across the Da Vinci Code II set! Sat there for about an hour watching Tom Hanks et a hamming it up big time lol. Good times, good times.

As for the AS Roma T shirt, they're nowhere near as plentiful around here as I would have thought!

The Sistine Chapel was a bag of ****. Huge disappointment. A poor man's Hagia Sophia. They tried competing with the east but them renaissance boys were just cheap imitations. The Sophia is unique, and alot of the Byzantine Christian Art was conserved during the addition of Islamic art. In Europe, the most amazing places are Hagia Sophia, Alhambra and the exterior of Katedrála svatého Víta(free entry!) in Prague.

Got a week in Rome then we're going down to the Puglia region where we've got a villa with a pool. Costing me a fortune but it should be good! Rome's the bollocks, we were just walking back from a restaurant and we stumbled across the Da Vinci Code II set! Sat there for about an hour watching Tom Hanks et a hamming it up big time lol. Good times, good times.

As for the AS Roma T shirt, they're nowhere near as plentiful around here as I would have thought!

They aren't calling it the di vinci code ii are they?? ****in cunts, isn't it angels and demons or something. I hate those Dan Brown books, i can't believe i sat and read them.

The Sistine Chapel was a bag of ****. Huge disappointment. A poor man's Hagia Sophia. They tried competing with the east but them renaissance boys were just cheap imitations. The Sophia is unique, and alot of the Byzantine Christian Art was conserved during the addition of Islamic art. In Europe, the most amazing places are Hagia Sophia, Alhambra and the exterior of Katedrála svatého Víta(free entry!) in Prague.
Uh...I dunno about all that mate I just like the pretty pictures lol

Uh...I dunno about all that mate I just like the pretty pictures lol

lol, that rafa benitez is starting to get on my tits.