Ok i just got back from a week magalluf, the place is a **** hole didn't want to go there the hotel i stayed in had the worse ****s in it i have ever seen and the scotts where the worst of them. I had the ****s for 3 days my ring is well bad. I would say that its bloody easy to pull super hot girls out there though but i suppose thats why they go there, i will admit i accidentally pulled a horrible fat Scottish girl i was way to pissed that night and i pissed my bed when i got back so i kicked her out my room. and magalluf is very expensive spent all my wages in one week.

Ok i just got back from a week magalluf, the place is a **** hole didn't want to go there the hotel i stayed in had the worse ****s in it i have ever seen and the scotts where the worst of them. I had the ****s for 3 days my ring is well bad. I would say that its bloody easy to pull super hot girls out there though but i suppose thats why they go there, i will admit i accidentally pulled a horrible fat Scottish girl i was way to pissed that night and i pissed my bed when i got back so i kicked her out my room. and magalluf is very expensive spent all my wages in one week.

Sounds like a good holiday that...:boxing:

You have all the luck don't ya. :ugh:

You have all the luck don't ya. :ugh:

god no the place is a **** hole never going back.

How many slags did you encounter per day though? A good holiay is all about the slag count. My mate said it is good for that. Going Morroco on Wednesday mainly because of the high count!

How many slags did you encounter per day though? A good holiay is all about the slag count. My mate said it is good for that. Going Morroco on Wednesday mainly because of the high count!

eh loads, about half where horrible but some were stunning, i pulled this megan fox lookalike she was a bit pissed me thinks, i got a pic of her on my phone will upload it for you.

The best ones are the shot girls that go round in the bars, when they come up to you trying to sell stuff you can have a chat with them I hardly ever brought anything of them as there bloody expensive unless you can bargain them down, when they finish work they normally all go into a club called banana then you can pull them in there.

Been Magaluf is ****ing dump..

Get yourself Aiya Nappa son

Been Magaluf is ****ing dump..

Get yourself Aiya Nappa son

yeah its a **** hole, are hotel was a zoo full of the lowest of the low. Are toilet kept leaking and would only flush once every hour not great when i got the ****s, someone kicked are door in and stole a few bits, the electricity kept cutting of and the Scottish girls that where next to us kept throwing there food onto our balcony.

Duffgun ....No offence but Majorca is the biggest of the Baleares and Magaluf is a small part of it.
It is what it is....a haven for getting steaming drunk and shagging slags.
What it says on the tin.
However there are a select few bars where the classier clientele hang out which you didn't find obviously.
My mate Leroy runs the Sugar Lounge there which is a cool bar.
You should have also skipped the "British Bars" and gone to the Scandinavian hangouts like "Den Glade Viking".
****ing gorgeous scandy girls galore.
Anyway if you wanted a truly top night out you should have caught a 15 minute cab ride to Palma which has plenty of great bars like "Made in Brasil" where they have capoera dancers and fantastic ****tails.
Or Nightclubs like Pashca and Tito's.
There is also Portals Nous 5 minutes away which has a club owned by Stringfellow where most of the cars that are parked round there are Lambo's , Ferraris and Porsches are as common as Ford Focuses.
Next time you go... do some exploring mate.
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Megan Fox lokalike? WTF. Sounds lke you should wank over taht pic every morning.

Duffgun ....No offence but Majorca is the biggest of the Baleares and Magaluf is a small part of it.
It is what it is....a haven for getting steaming drunk and shagging slags.
What it says on the tin.
However there are a select few bars where the classier clientele hang out which you didn't find obviously.
My mate Leroy runs the Sugar Lounge there which is a cool bar.
You should have also skipped the "British Bars" and gone to the Scandinavian hangouts like "Den Glade Viking".
****ing gorgeous scandy girls galore.
Anyway if you wanted a truly top night out you should have caught a 15 minute cab ride to Palma which has plenty of great bars like "Made in Brasil" where they have capoera dancers and fantastic ****tails.
Or Nightclubs like Pashca and Tito's.
There is also Portals Nous 5 minutes away which has a club owned by Stringfellow where most of the cars that are parked round there are Lambo's , Ferraris and Porsches are as common as Ford Focuses.
Next time you go... do some exploring mate.
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Yeah i had fun just the place is a bit of a dump, yeah i wanted to go to Palma but we had used up most of our cash by the 3rd day.

Megan Fox lokalike? WTF. Sounds lke you should wank over taht pic every morning.

Once i get it of my phone i will get it of over the pic, i tell you some of the girls out there were super hot. The only thing i regret is this Spanish girl i met, I played pool with her for a bit then we tried talking to each other but she couldn’t speak English very well, I am now gonna learn Spanish in case that sort of thing happens again.

Once i get it of my phone i will get it of over the pic, i tell you some of the girls out there were super hot. The only thing i regret is this Spanish girl i met, I played pool with her for a bit then we tried talking to each other but she couldn’t speak English very well, I am now gonna learn Spanish in case that sort of thing happens again.

Hahaha you funny cunt! Just forget about it, her loss. I use to think like that but had same problems in Damascus, Beirut, Istanbul, Dubai, Prague, Latvia, Egypt, but not Hong Kong! Them slags don't care about conbversation. Just focus on the one's you can smash.

Did you go to BCM's? I had a top holiday there 4 years ago

Did you go to BCM's? I had a top holiday there 4 years ago

Oh yeah i won a free BCM clock and hat.

Oh yeah i won a free BCM clock and hat.

BCM stopped being good around 1998.

BCM stopped being good around 1998.

Yeah we went in there once but it was expensive and the free drinks you get are all watered down, We were told by the reps at our hotel that it was the 3rd biggest club in Europe but it was smaller than our local club in Portsmouth. The best nights out where going into the random bars.