Let's just say you're sent away to an island somewhere. You are given food and water and shelter. You can never leave. You can only pick 5 things to take with you. They can be anything but they are the only 5 things you will have for the rest of your life.
What 5 things would you pick to keep your sanity for the rest of your life.
*another person is an option*
Something's to consider are
internet
TV
books
music

my kids (of course) so thats 2

my babies dad (to make his life a living hell)

tampons

and birth control hahahahahahaa **** i dont no, thats all that came to mind.

right my bjj instructor for one so i could roll when ever

tv- to whatch


ps2- to play with


magnum 357- to shoot my self when i couldnt take it anymore


angelina jollie- to give me foot massages when ever i wanted

Tampons are part of the deal. You get clothes and everything you need like medical care, hygiene products etc....

in place of tampons ill pick, my worst enemy so i can kick the **** outta her then drown her, and i wont go to jail...

i'd take


agony^x0

my ps2

a **** load of weed

gotta have food

and a laptop-to post on global-lol

the Bible

the right girl

my family

jet skis

a handyman

purity = logical thinker.....apart from the bible business

id still take angelina jollie

Originally posted by bob
purity = logical thinker.....apart from the bible business

i'm yer huckleberry

Does Beer count as food Curly?

no

oh that's ****ed up curly!!!!

lol well for some it's in the 4 basic food groups but it wouldn't be fair to the fans of chemical mood enhancements

Originally posted by Purity
i'm yer huckleberry


lol ( i hope that was a joke )

Laptop with Internet....
All the fishing gear I will ever need...
A giant wearhouse full of various liquors and beer...
Satallite T.V. with all channels free....
The Right girl.....

Originally posted by kaps

Satallite T.V. with all channels free....


that reminds me........

Reminds me too, Brb....

kaps has basically got it

Originally posted by bob
lol ( i hope that was a joke )

lol.
now why would i make it easy on ya bob?

Originally posted by kaps
Laptop with Internet....
All the fishing gear I will ever need...
A giant wearhouse full of various liquors and beer...
Satallite T.V. with all channels free....
The Right girl.....


i change mine to the above

Originally posted by Purity
lol.
now why would i make it easy on ya bob?

you wouldnt ...no one does...* sniffs*

aw cmon bob! without hurt you get no pain, without pain you can't heal, if you can't heal then you can't callous, if you can't callous then you're just a *****.

so in the end, it's all love for MYYYY N*GGAAAAA'SSS!!!!!

hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha`

Hoes.

and afros

dude i don't want a ho with an afro. that reminds me of those pictures over Dick Hallorann's bed from The Shining.

now THOSE *****es gave ya the nightmares!!

Ironically.... as I was reading this thread, my power went out for a good 90 minutes and I had plenty of time to think about my reply.
1) My wife (not sure if she could handle it though)
2) My kids
3) One gigantic box of matches
4) Laptop with satellite internet capabilities(not for a connection to the outside world for forums etc., but for the info I could obtain on farming, first aid, ship building, home building, electricity, plumbing etc.)
5) 50 Seeds from the best strand of weed I could hunt down before my exile to Zen Island
6) I know it was only 5, but I'd want lots of books on philosophy, religion etc.

Matches would be covered

Originally posted by Zen420

5) 50 Seeds from the best strand of weed I could hunt down before my exile to Zen Island


I'm sure I would visit Zen Island a couple of times in the year...

Originally posted by Purity
the Bible

the right girl

my family

jet skis

a handyman

Purity is going to need Gas

Aria Giovanni
Sofia Vergara
Tyra Banks
Mariah Carey
Maxim subscription

Kato
Kids
Fishing Gear and nets
tools from my garage
Large chest of asorted field and survival guides

Originally posted by Bzob
Purity is going to need Gas

****!

ok replace the jet skis with kaps' beer warehouse idea. i'll just enslave and harness some dolphins to have them tug me on a hollowed out log.

The Bible
Nice hunting rifle
Good hand tools, including my knife
A hot 19 year old
50 trained monkey slaves to do my bidding

Originally posted by Purity
****!

ok replace the jet skis with kaps' beer warehouse idea. i'll just enslave and harness some dolphins to have them tug me on a hollowed out log.

LMAO!!!!! That is some serious aquatic mad max ****

more like waterworld

Originally posted by Dragonzero
more like waterworld

No, more like an aquatic mad max.

MAAAAAD WEED seeds.
High Powered hunting rifle
Hot chick
Good dog
Fishing Gear

1. Diamond coated hunting knife.

2. 8,000lbs. of boos and smokes.

3. My old mistress, Vivian.

4. A durrable, solar powered radio with bass and large speakers.

5. 30,000lbs. of matches.

Originally posted by Zen420
Ironically.... as I was reading this thread, my power went out for a good 90 minutes and I had plenty of time to think about my reply.
1) My wife (not sure if she could handle it though)
2) My kids
3) One gigantic box of matches
4) Laptop with satellite internet capabilities(not for a connection to the outside world for forums etc., but for the info I could obtain on farming, first aid, ship building, home building, electricity, plumbing etc.)
5) 50 Seeds from the best strand of weed I could hunt down before my exile to Zen Island
6) I know it was only 5, but I'd want lots of books on philosophy, religion etc.

You could of merged 1 and 2 together and just said your family...

He's not that bright...

-My g/f....
-A guitar
-A djembe
-A note book
-A "machete"
-mmmmmm...a goat....

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
He's not that bright...

See No. 5