Ok my house and car got egged last night by some of me mates, I need tips on how to get back at them, the only thing I could come up with was getting all the dog **** in the back garden (about a weeks worth, I'm a lazy bastard) and just smearing it all over his car, door handles an everything, then topping it off with one single egg on the windscreen. Gonna write a few car for sale signs aswell, stick em all round town.
Any other tips lads, don't want to do any long lasting damage like.

shag his sister

Put his house up for sale in the local newspapers and say go around to visit whenever. Or advertise free anal or something there lol. Or order loads of dominoes to his house and taxis hahaha.

Ain't got a sister am afraid, he's got a brother though!

Ain't got a sister am afraid, he's got a brother though!
every holes a goal, a good poke up his brothers **** pipe will teach him a lesson he'll never forget

Break in, **** in his kettle and boil it

How old are your friends, 10?.

Order a skip to his house. It's free to get it dropped off but costs about £20 to get it removed! haha

And do it when he's in work so they leave the skip where he would normally park his car.

Break in, **** in his kettle and boil it

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Order a skip to his house. It's free to get it dropped off but costs about £20 to get it removed! haha

And do it when he's in work so they leave the skip where he would normally park his car.

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get the crap out your garden and put it on every side of his wheels. hell have knowhere to go or put it next to the windscreen wiper so the next time he uses the wipers it goes al over the window.

Sodomization.

Cheers lads, already put For Sale signs up round the area, Fiat Punto 6 mths MOT/Tax £250 quite cheap ya think?