Curly Howard
07-28-2003, 01:33 PM
Me: huh uhsfhsuhfie Hello?
voice: hey what's up
Me: nothing (wipes drool from mouth and tries to open eyes)
voice: hey you ever get your ticket?
Me: yeah
voice: cool so you'll be there
me: yeah I'll be there
voice: cool I was just checking cause I don't want to go by myself
me: ok
Me: what time is it?
voice: 7
Me:(looks at clock) it's 6am!
voice: no I'm at the office and it's 7
Me: Who Is This?
voice: Mike (said like "what do you mean who is this")
Me: Mike who?
voice: Mike ????? you dumb ass
Me: I don't know any Mike
voice: who's this?
Me: Curly
voice: no it's no its John
Me: You got the wrong number man
*hangs up phone* *roll over and start to wake up*
RinG
Hello?
voice: why did you hang up on me?
Me: you have the wrong number
voice: HA HA HA HA seriously man I'll see you there at 8
Me: no you won't
voice: why
Me:cause I'm not John
voice: you're funny ahahaha....you bringing a date?
Me: no I thought I would just **** whoever you brought
voice: WHAT?
Me: yeah i'll just **** her
voice: you **** sucker! that's not funny
me: im not joking she's hot.....give me a shot at it
voice: you ain't touching my wife *******
me: wanna bet? I've done it before
silence
voice: are you serious???
me: yeah I thought you knew? **** man everyone else does
voice: you mother ****er Im going to fucin kill you bla bla bla (can't hear all of what he's saying cause I'm laughing too hard)
Me: so I'll see you at 8?
voice: ****in count on it *****
SLAM
voice: hey what's up
Me: nothing (wipes drool from mouth and tries to open eyes)
voice: hey you ever get your ticket?
Me: yeah
voice: cool so you'll be there
me: yeah I'll be there
voice: cool I was just checking cause I don't want to go by myself
me: ok
Me: what time is it?
voice: 7
Me:(looks at clock) it's 6am!
voice: no I'm at the office and it's 7
Me: Who Is This?
voice: Mike (said like "what do you mean who is this")
Me: Mike who?
voice: Mike ????? you dumb ass
Me: I don't know any Mike
voice: who's this?
Me: Curly
voice: no it's no its John
Me: You got the wrong number man
*hangs up phone* *roll over and start to wake up*
RinG
Hello?
voice: why did you hang up on me?
Me: you have the wrong number
voice: HA HA HA HA seriously man I'll see you there at 8
Me: no you won't
voice: why
Me:cause I'm not John
voice: you're funny ahahaha....you bringing a date?
Me: no I thought I would just **** whoever you brought
voice: WHAT?
Me: yeah i'll just **** her
voice: you **** sucker! that's not funny
me: im not joking she's hot.....give me a shot at it
voice: you ain't touching my wife *******
me: wanna bet? I've done it before
silence
voice: are you serious???
me: yeah I thought you knew? **** man everyone else does
voice: you mother ****er Im going to fucin kill you bla bla bla (can't hear all of what he's saying cause I'm laughing too hard)
Me: so I'll see you at 8?
voice: ****in count on it *****
SLAM