stupid phrases

"Bobs your uncle WTF "


"There is no smoke without fire "

that is like saying someone is guilty based on the fact they have been suspected of doing the same thing before regardless if they were proven innocent

keep your eyes peeled - OK KIDS! We are on a safari adventure now so keep your eyes peeled for the elephants! “OK DAD! WE WILL!” You dumb ass kids don’t realize that eyes can’t be peeled. They aren’t ****ing vegetables. Here I will show you how to peel a carrot and you can do the same to your eyes. We will see who the smart one is then. Damn kids.

willy nilly -This just sounds stupid. It’s almost like you are saying some guy’s name but changed it at the last second to be funny. I left work all willy nilly cause I might have had more to do. If you say this phrase, you will have no friends and you will be all willy nilly about whether or not you should go play in traffic.

"Thinking outside the box"

What in Alan's balls does that cuntin' mean?

"Thinking outside the box"

What in Alan's balls does that cuntin' mean?

To think differently, unconventionally, from a new perspective.

"Thinking outside the box"

What in Alan's balls does that cuntin' mean?

LOL yeah

“Same difference”

WTF same difference does not mean same thing

TBF only idiots say things like this

I hate 'same difference'. My uncle says that all the time. I'm like 'WTF'?

love, honour and obey

**** that for a game of soldiers and get my tea on the table before i give you a fist of fives love!

LOL yeah

“Same difference”

WTF same difference does not mean same thing

TBF only idiots say things like this

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hahahah quality mate

love, honour and obey

**** that for a game of soldiers and get my tea on the table before i give you a fist of fives love!

thats what im saying geez

"i've said it once, i've said it a million times"

no you havn't dad, so **** off out my face yeah

To think differently, unconventionally, from a new perspective.

Then why bring a cuntin' box into it?

"One in the hand is worth two in the bush."


Maybe it's me but to me that is a metaphor for 'a wank is as good as two shags'. That's not right is it? I reckon our old friend matt made that one up.

"Don't forget to breath." some instructors say that during exercises.:ugh:

When walking on a wall as a child:

"Don't come running to me when you fall and break your legs"

Yes, because the first thing I will do with two broken legs is run...:ugh:

"Don't go swimming after you've eaten, you'll get a stitch and drown"

Or, get this, maybe you won't!

when Walking On A Wall As A Child:

"don't Come Running To Me When You Fall And Break Your Legs"

yes, Because The First Thing I Will Do With Two Broken Legs Is Run...:ugh:

"don't Go Swimming After You've Eaten, You'll Get A Stitch And Drown"

Or, Get This, Maybe You Won't!

..................lmao

One off snatch: "I'll bet your bollocks to a barndance".