I'm gonna start taking driving lessons.

Got any recommendations for driving instructors/places in Brum?

I had mine 5 years ago dude with a private instructor. he was really good and wasn't trying to fleece me, only had 17 lessons in total. I forget his name, but i'll try dig it out for ya. Only cost 16 quid a lesson as well

You just gotta be careful cus most people now will try stringing you along for max possible time, takes the piss

you should ask The Monk as well, I think he's from your neck of the woods. You know, the inbred region where every sentence starts with "ow am ya?"

Cheers Duran. I've been meaning to take lessons for ****ing ages, but now I just wanna get em done and pass as soon as possible. I've even been looking at which car I wanna buy when I pass, but I inevitably always just get all dreamy and start looking at second hand porsche boxsters haha.

you should ask The Monk as well, I think he's from your neck of the woods. You know, the inbred region where every sentence starts with "ow am ya?"

Me and The Monk are working class men of the people I'll have you know, you toffy nosed cucumber sandwich eating slag.

haha my first car was a vauxhall nova. Lovely red, she had 4 gears and ran like a beauty. I'll never forget her, ****ing awesome she was

Nowadays I drive a focus, pretty standard but better than the peasant wagon

you should get yourself on one of those crash courses where you do it for a week or summot??

Me and The Monk are working class men of the people I'll have you know, you toffy nosed cucumber sandwich eating slag.
hahaha just cus I get to have my own bath water, and dont read by candle light doesn't mean we are posh

and its cucumber and water cress i'll have you know

haha my first car was a vauxhall nova. Lovely red, she had 4 gears and ran like a beauty. I'll never forget her, ****ing awesome she was

Nowadays I drive a focus, pretty standard but better than the peasant wagon

you should get yourself on one of those crash courses where you do it for a week or summot??

Me grandad used to work for ford and can get about 25% off, which tempts me, but ****ing hell Duran, I just keep looking at second hand lapis blue porsche boxsters and wondering how many extra shifts I'd have to do to afford it and the cunting insurance that would go with it. I need to face reality so I do.

I've heard mixed reviews about those crash courses. Some people say they're good but then others say there is not a good pass rate for them and I'll end up paying a ****load for a week and still not having a license at the end of the it.

hahaha just cus I get to have my own bath water, and dont read by candle light doesn't mean we are posh

and its cucumber and water cress i'll have you know

Me and the Monk bathe together. That way neither of us has to use the other ones dirty bath water. We've got it worked out a treat, and it's also a wee bit of fun:

Where's the soap gone Monk?

I'll have a feel round for it Hoffy.

That's not the soap Monk, but carry on son, I bleeding like it.

See what you're missing out on Duran...

**** me, and heres I thinking me walk in power shower was the way forward....

can I jump in the bath with you hoff? or is 3 a crowd? i've got some cracking water balls for you to play with so i do

the last time i had a fondle in the bath was with my uncle dave, but thats another story

I'm gonna start taking driving lessons.

Got any recommendations for driving instructors/places in Brum?

Why am I not in team classic??

This is unacceptable Hoffy. Get me in at once!!

Me grandad used to work for ford and can get about 25% off, which tempts me, but ****ing hell Duran, I just keep looking at second hand lapis blue porsche boxsters and wondering how many extra shifts I'd have to do to afford it and the cunting insurance that would go with it. I need to face reality so I do.

I've heard mixed reviews about those crash courses. Some people say they're good but then others say there is not a good pass rate for them and I'll end up paying a ****load for a week and still not having a license at the end of the it.
in that case you might wanna give it a swerve. i just thought if you had some cash handy and fancied passing asap that could be a good option

listen mate, i dont wanna ruin the dream but you can work all the hours god sends down at mcdonalds, but your never getting that porsche

Why am I not in team classic??

This is unacceptable Hoffy. Get me in at once!!
where is the team classic list? am i in it?

if im not tuggers get in line son, i think we all know im being inducted before you!!

where is the team classic list? am i in it?

if im not tuggers get in line son, i think we all know im being inducted before you!!

Joined December 2006 - Me

Joined October 2007 - You

10 months more loyal service on my part!

Get in line *****!

And it's not a list. It's a private lounge that you need a password to get in to.

see here...

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=130

Joined December 2006 - Me

Joined October 2007 - You

10 months more loyal service on my part!

Get in line *****!

And it's not a list. It's a private lounge that you need a password to get in to.

see here...

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=130
i feel betrayed!!! tugs me and you are probably the best two guys on the forum, and we aint in this group??!!

i think we should start our own lounge if hoff aint gonna reward our service and banta skills with a password to team classic!

Don't burst my bubble Duran. I'm busily searching for the dogs of pwns passwords, and I'll have any cunt who attempts to burst me bleeding bubble.

There's been some shenanigans going on in team classic so I don't think anyone is gonna get inducted at the moment, but Tuggers my son, I have said to Annie and said in team classic many times that you should be in there, and I'll continue to fight yer corner. You an all Duran, but give it a little while for things to settle down in there.

i feel betrayed!!! tugs me and you are probably the best two guys on the forum, and we aint in this group??!!

i think we should start our own lounge if hoff aint gonna reward our service and banta skills with a password to team classic!

I would if I could but it's a cunting democracy up in there. It aint up to me.

i feel betrayed!!! tugs me and you are probably the best two guys on the forum, and we aint in this group??!!

i think we should start our own lounge if hoff aint gonna reward our service and banta skills with a password to team classic!

****in right we should!!

They got there little group but we aint in it. They're obviously the conference where as guys like us deserve the prem.

You're in Team Limey Bum Boys, fellas.

Team Limey Bum Boys is the ****ing elite.

****in right we should!!

They got there little group but we aint in it. They're obviously the conference where as guys like us deserve the prem.
its a bigger gulf than that tuggers.... we are premiership football elite. They are division 4british basketball

I trust hoff to come up with the goods on this one, but the clock is ticking. They dont wanna annoy me and you, we can make some serious waves so we can

You're in Team Limey Bum Boys, fellas.

Team Limey Bum Boys is the ****ing elite.
agreed, but we want the prestige of team classic as well

if its a democracy in there, turn it into a fascist state

do you think hitler sat there and said "sorry boys, we cant take over the world, some of these fellas at the Reich fancy a nice civilized chat instead"

come on hoff, i've got faith in ya so i have

I've heard about the ruckus in there over the past few days.

Sounds like a few people have spit their dummys out.

I seem me name being mentioned in this thread... i'm not allowed baths in my house, waste of water an all that. 1 thirty second shower a week for the Monk.

My instructor was John Roberts. He is alright but very catious and seems to milk it about, still he got me to pass I spose. He is quite a character so might be worth trying him. He does the bearwood area mainly Also, if you say you know the monk he'll take a special liking to you.

agreed, but we want the prestige of team classic as well

if its a democracy in there, turn it into a fascist state

do you think hitler sat there and said "sorry boys, we cant take over the world, some of these fellas at the Reich fancy a nice civilized chat instead"

come on hoff, i've got faith in ya so i have
Hitler had that pimp stache going for him though. Anyone with a stache like that has got some serious power. Just ask Raesaad.

Ok fellas. I'll grow me a pimp stache and start terrorising the jews in team classic. Give me a few days and they'll be hiding their points and gifts away from my stormtroopers and emigrating to NSB.

I've heard about the ruckus in there over the past few days.

Sounds like a few people have spit their dummys out.

Aye, that they did.

I seem me name being mentioned in this thread... i'm not allowed baths in my house, waste of water an all that. 1 thirty second shower a week for the Monk.

My instructor was John Roberts. He is alright but very catious and seems to milk it about, still he got me to pass I spose. He is quite a character so might be worth trying him. He does the bearwood area mainly Also, if you say you know the monk he'll take a special liking to you.

I live just down the road from bearwood. I might give the fella a call and see what the rumpus is.

Are tickets on sale for the team classic punch up, beats watching big brother I bet.

I had mine 5 years ago dude with a private instructor. he was really good and wasn't trying to fleece me, only had 17 lessons in total. I forget his name, but i'll try dig it out for ya. Only cost 16 quid a lesson as well

You just gotta be careful cus most people now will try stringing you along for max possible time, takes the piss

I know what thats like. I started mine in december 2002 and didn't get put in for my test until July 03'
I was driving well months earlier but there was always somthing he wanted to work on. The teetotal cunt!

I know what thats like. I started mine in december 2002 and didn't get put in for my test until July 03'
I was driving well months earlier but there was always somthing he wanted to work on. The teetotal cunt!
you've just gotta offer the ****ers summot they cant refuse.... taking a de-tour down chocolate boulevard and introducing them to your love-stick normally does the trick

Chances of anybody getting into classic in the next 12 months ... Currently stands at 0.

:lol1:

you've just gotta offer the ****ers summot they cant refuse.... taking a de-tour down chocolate boulevard and introducing them to your love-stick normally does the trick

If only I knew then what I know now, the cunt wouldn't stand a chance.

Chances of anybody getting into classic in the next 12 months ... Currently stands at 0.

I haven't been this devastated since sainsburies refused me nector card.

If only I knew then what I know now, the cunt wouldn't stand a chance.



I haven't been this devastated since sainsburies refused me nector card.

Its weird that your not a member, Southpaw, I expected to see you in when i got inducted ...

I'v passed last week :) so there is another idiot on the road :p

Its weird that your not a member, Southpaw, I expected to see you in when i got inducted ...

Never appealed to me azza. I wanted to be part of the pinoy lounge but a sudden rejection dented me confidence. I don't want to get burn't again.

I don't think those pinoys appreciated my dentil floss joke.

I'v passed last week so there is another idiot on the road

How long have yer been having lessons?

Never appealed to me azza. I wanted to be part of the pinoy lounge but a sudden rejection dented me confidence. I don't want to get burn't again.

I don't think those pinoys appreciated my dentil floss joke.

I think i know that one :lol1:

I think i know that one :lol1:

Never use it as an ice breaker. Two takeaways I've been banned from :nonono:

Cant go wrong with the Dental Floss Joke

Hoff, I don't know why, but I always assumed you were lazy enough to be driving by now...

Hoff, I don't know why, but I always assumed you were lazy enough to be driving by now...

I'm so lazy I get taxis everywhere. Costs me a fortune, but **** public transport.

I'm so lazy I get taxis everywhere. Costs me a fortune, but **** public transport.

It takes a special kind of laziness to avoid public transport...

Surely you'd rather spend your money on food though? I hear times are tough up your neck of the woods. :puppy_dog

Edit: actually, thinking about it, getting taxis everywhere is probably cheaper than driving, what with todays petrol prices...

You might have just stumbled upon unintetional genious there Hoff son.