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DragonZero
07-28-2003, 04:06 AM
this happening to you !!!!



http://knightdesigns.net/comedy/matador-owned.jpg

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 07:31 AM
tell me your ass doesn't hurt right now

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 10:55 AM
i know it does

Kempo Chris
07-28-2003, 10:58 AM
no

Bzob
07-28-2003, 10:59 AM
his ooil was just checked and is 2 quarts low

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 11:01 AM
possibly 3

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 12:35 PM
anyone else have this happen?

Leather
07-28-2003, 12:46 PM
Brutal sodomy....

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 12:47 PM
i'd never show my face in public again if i was that guy

astroboy
07-28-2003, 12:59 PM
trust a spaniard to get it up the ass and not even reach back to try to remove that ****ing thing

hey spaniard.... is that you?

Bluecifer
07-28-2003, 01:03 PM
Actually, it looks like he just had a new ******* installed right betweent his nuts and his original bung hole. That's gotta be uncomfortable.

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 01:06 PM
****in ouch poor spaniard

astroboy
07-28-2003, 01:08 PM
ya spaniard must have to piss and **** out one big hole now...

i dont think they have toilet bowls that cover a 180 degree crack spread explosion.... and now has to wipe like twice as far and needs extra strength toilet paper ....

sorry spaniard i didnt know life treated you so badly

Leather
07-28-2003, 01:09 PM
No astroboy, I hate the bull fighting...I preffer sodomize some she-goat...

astroboy
07-28-2003, 01:10 PM
i would hate it to after that...

good luck with everything!!

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 01:11 PM
you sick **** spaniard stay in portugal don't ever come to the U.S.

you'd fall in love with all the goats here

Bluecifer
07-28-2003, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
No astroboy, I hate the bull fighting...I preffer sodomize some she-goat...

She goat? Well at least it's not GAY beastiality...

astroboy
07-28-2003, 01:12 PM
send him to china.... they have the largest amount of sheep in the world...

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 01:14 PM
he said goat not sheep

astroboy
07-28-2003, 01:14 PM
he said she goat:)

Bluecifer
07-28-2003, 01:15 PM
Maybe he should expand his horizons and check out cattle.

astroboy
07-28-2003, 01:20 PM
or if hes man enough try africa

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 01:27 PM
i heard pig ***** is good

astroboy
07-28-2003, 01:31 PM
WHO the **** did you hear that from? and why did you listen?

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 01:33 PM
i just heard doesn't mean i believe it or would try it but spaniard on the other hand ???????

Bluecifer
07-28-2003, 01:34 PM
Mike Tyson ****s tigers.

Leather
07-28-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
you sick **** spaniard stay in portugal don't ever come to the U.S.

you'd fall in love with all the goats here

Spaniard in portugal?? Nerd, has you seen my location?...
BTW...mmmm....pig *****?...I'll try it the next time...

astroboy
07-28-2003, 01:36 PM
i dont think hes seen your location and i dont think he can help you with your english either.....

Leather
07-28-2003, 01:39 PM
Excuse me Master od Word...I want to say: "Have you seen..."...

Allison
07-28-2003, 01:42 PM
I ate a goat taco last night.

Leather
07-28-2003, 01:43 PM
I ****ed a SHE-goat last night...

DragonZero
07-28-2003, 01:44 PM
ewwwww