She's getting on a bit and it seems she's getting quite rude, the more older she gets. She made me laugh my head off today, she came round and we're watching 'This Morning' and they're talking about the rumour that Steve Burrell has shagged Princess Diana.

My brother walks in..

Brother: Whats all this about, that Burrel?
Nanna: oh, he's been "slippin' her a crippler!"
Brother: I always thought he was a poof
Nanna: haha, perhaps he stuck it up her arse. (laughs manically for 10 minutes)

It was brilliant. I'm gonna use the "slippin her a crippler" from now on too.

hahahaha classic mate, love it

last week at a christening my nan was talking about a dress she had bought from marks and spencers....

mom: that sounds nice mom, what size is it
nan: 18 dear i think
mom: and what colour?
nan: erm, i'd say it was j.eggin brown

hahaha loved it, almost choked on my sausage roll. Old people have no clue about tact

My Gran is pretty much blind and she always gets in other peoples cars when we take her shopping, Like literally sit down in the passenger seat and they are like ... What the hell is this woman doing ...

my gran died walking infront of the number 24 bus, but if she were alive I'm sure she'd have a few one liners to laugh about

my gran died walking infront of the number 24 bus, but if she were alive I'm sure she'd have a few one liners to laugh about

Where was the bus going?

to the hospital

Where was the bus going?

Hell, son
Lucifers Coach Trips

God bless Limey Nans
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