I just farted.


Twice.

Anorak's not one for farts.

Anorak's not one for farts.

I know, he's just got out of bed and won't come back.

Who won the apprentice??

Did Raef make a comeback??

Who won the apprentice??

Did Raef make a comeback??

I haven't seen it yet. Gonna watch it on BBCiplayer in a bit.

If any cunt says who won in this thread they're getting bad k.

You've been warned, cunts.

I haven't seen it yet. Gonna watch it on BBCiplayer in a bit.

If any cunt says who won in this thread they're getting bad k.

You've been warned, cunts.

I reckon for the final task, sir alan made them all have a wanking competition. That's surely got to be done, how can you tell if you wanna employ someone with out seeing them jazz one off?

I haven't seen it yet. Gonna watch it on BBCiplayer in a bit.

If any cunt says who won in this thread they're getting bad k.

You've been warned, cunts.

I know who won as my missus was watching it. How many points you gonna give me not to ruin it for yer.

I reckon for the final task, sir alan made them all have a wanking competition. That's surely got to be done, how can you tell if you wanna employ someone with out seeing them jazz one off?

You can't jambo, you truly cant. I reckon he should've just skipped all the previous tasks and got straight to the wanking task. It's the only one that counts really.

I know who won as my missus was watching it. How many points you gonna give me not to ruin it for yer.

2.

Deal?

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2.

Deal?

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No Deal......

No Deal......

3?

That's my final offer.

You can't jambo, you truly cant. I reckon he should've just skipped all the previous tasks and got straight to the wanking task. It's the only one that counts really.

Exactly, there are so many things you can tell about someone by how they whack off. Plus mutual masturbation is great for team work, they could all stand in a circle and shake off the person to the right.

Dunno about you, but i would stand next to Raef.

It's very Unlikely you'll guess.

There's Your clue.

3?

That's My Final Offer.

3.11................

Exactly, there are so many things you can tell about someone by how they whack off. Plus mutual masturbation is great for team work, they could all stand in a circle and shake off the person to the right.

Dunno about you, but i would stand next to Raef.
It's an easy choice aint it, but I bet Lee would ruin the moment by doing that ****ing impression of his.

It's very Unlikely you'll guess.

There's Your clue.
To be quite frank with yer, I hope he sacked them all, told the BBC to do one and said "**** this for a game of croquet, none of these cunts are getting a job off me, no siree".

3.11................

3.09 and I'll pay you in installments over a period of six months.

It's an easy choice aint it, but I bet Lee would ruin the moment by doing that ****ing impression of his.
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Yeah I'd let Sir Alan get involed too, I reckon he'd give a firm hand. And then poke his 'you're fired' finger up my bum.

Yeah I'd let Sir Alan get involed too, I reckon he'd give a firm hand. And then poke his 'you're fired' finger up my bum.

I'd like him to finish me off, point his finger at me and say "you're hired" then lick that very same David Seaman dripping finger.

3.09 and I'll pay you in installments over a period of six months.

Done, but you don't get a percentage if I sell them on, only if there capped for England then you can have 10% of the fee back, paid in installments over 2 years.

I'd like him to finish me off, point his finger at me and say "you're hired" then lick that very same David Seaman dripping finger.

That sounds like a perfect ending to the series.

Hoff you're hired, mmm slurp yummy.

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Done, but you don't get a percentage if I sell them on, only if there capped for England then you can have 10% of the fee back, paid in installments over 2 years.

They're ****ing French, you cunt, they'll never play for England. You're trying to scam me here aren't you.

Next you'll be saying they failed the medical.

They're ****ing French, you cunt, they'll never play for England. You're trying to scam me here aren't you.

Next you'll be saying they failed the medical.

:nonono:Say it ain't so, Hoff holding onto French points. You are breaking one of the limey bum boy 10 commandments son.

I might just have to get onto the bum boy commitee, there could be a big fine coming your way.

Next you'll be telling me your a secret gooner.

:nonono:Say it ain't so, Hoff holding onto French points. You are breaking one of the limey bum boy 10 commandments son.

I might just have to get onto the bum boy commitee, there could be a big fine coming your way.

Next you'll be telling me your a secret gooner.

They slipped into me bank account without me knowing, but now they're there I'm holding out for a decent deal for em.

They slipped into me bank account without me knowing, but now they're there I'm holding out for a decent deal for em.


I'd have given them away quicker than you can say, ****ing snail sucking, no soap washing, garlic up the crack rubbing, smelly onion armpitting dirty french cunt.

I'm disgusted, there I was havin a lovely wank over a picture of Raef's barnet and just as I was about to blow you two start bangin on about the french.
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