is so fat she has stretch marks on her toenails

is so ugly she saw her self in the mirror and she thought there was a stranger in the house

I'm sorry I'm going to have to lock this thread

you have to be kidding

your momma is so ugly she had to tie a pork chop oh her leg to get the dog to play with her

your mom is so fat she wears a shower curtain for a skirt

your mom is so fat i had to roll twice to get off of her

your mom is so fat, when she steps on the scales it says to be continued.....

YO MAMMA'S GLASSES IS SO THICK SHE COULD LOOK INTO A MAP AND SEE PEOPLE WAVIN AT HER!!!















thought i'd throw somethin different into the mix

your mom is so fat when she farts, the weather channel mistakes it for a tornado & announces it on national tv.

your mom is so fat that when she cut herslef gravy poured out instead of blood

your mom is so fat that when she exhales it feels like a hurricane

LOL

your mom is so fat when the van broke down & she walked to the store, everyone thought she was the new truck.......

your mom is so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house

your mom is so fat she needed the jaws of life to get out of her dress

are we the only 2 that have mom jokes

your Momma's so dumb, she kept you

This is the stupidest thread ever

howcome everyone except the mods like it?

your mom is so ugly that her doctor gives her a psyhical over the phone

shes so fat her blood type is ragu.
shes so stupid, she asked what kinda jeans i was wearing, i said "Guess." she said " i dunno, levi's?"
her house is so dirty, even the ****roaches gotta drive dunebuggies.
Shes got more weave than a dog in traffic
her teeth are so yellow, i can't believe its not butter.

your moms teeth are so yellow when she opens her mouth it says parkay?

you mommas so short she hanglides on doritos.
if bricks were ugliness, shed have her own projects.

your mom is so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper

your mommas armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got don king in a headlock.

your mom is so fat that when she went to a luau they cooked her

your mom is so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex.

your mom is so ****in fat she uses pillow cases for socks

your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose

lol

your mom is so fat she made richard simmons gain weight

your moms house is so small, when she orders a large pizza she has to go outside to eat it

ok that was stupid

no more newbie jokes

ok then lemme make up for it with 2..

your mom is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

shes so old, she knew Burger King when he was still only a prince.

even worse my god

your mom is so fat bzob ****ed her

Your momma's so stupid that when she went to the movies and it said NC-17, Under 17 Not Admitted, she went home to get 16 of her friends

your mom is so fat her couches are made of concrete

Your mommas so skinny she uses cherrios to hoola hoop

your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

your mom so fat she sat on the rainbow and it bended

no

i sense a little hating

your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

it' s back