I'm still kinda faded. I don't remember what the hell happened last night, at all. I picked cortney up and we went to the beach, I had already drunk a bottle of baileys when i had picked her up, then we both had 2 bottles of kick ass rum. Damn. I think we had sex... I think I got in a fight with some dude cuz I got a black eye right now.. mom knows I was drinkin cuz she was up when i got home at 2am. I have no ****ing idea what i did last night. Now I'm eat'n McDonalds tryin to get rid of my fadedness.. and I have a ****ing headache and a black eye. what the hell.

Sublime
40 Oz. to Freedom (1992)
What Happened

Wake up in the morning,
clock says half past one
I have no sunglasses
As I step into the sun

There's no recollection
of the evil things I've done
My head feels like I musta' had some fun

What happened?

Last thing I remember
I was chillin at a party
Pinching girlie's asses
I was drinking recklessly

I know I did something
Lord what could it be
Woke up in the morning
And all my friends say me

What happened?

What am I doing here
Who is this girl in my bed
What is this **** on my face
My God, what is that awful smell


She may be an angel
She may be a queen
She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese

What happened?

Threw a bottle at the bouncer
Didn't think that he was cool
Pissed in someone's drink
And threw a bike into a pool

Driven down the side walk
Like a drunken possessed fool
I broke every single traffic rule.

What happened?
What happened?

Let's go

She may be an angel
She may be a queen
She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese

no joke though

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Great story

Have you ever gone on a date without getting plastered....

I ussually get faded.. getting ****ed up like i did last night is a rarity. I have a headache, and my boss has already asked me about my black eye. "I was wrestling with my friend at his house." I tell him. But I really wish I knew. I think I remember slamm'n some fools head into the curb.. but I don't remember Denny's...got a damn club sandwhich in my back seat.

sobriety = remembering what happened

Originally posted by Mouse
but I don't remember Denny's...got a damn club sandwhich in my back seat. HAHAHAAAHHAA

Originally posted by Mouse
I ussually get faded.. getting ****ed up like i did last night is a rarity. I have a headache, and my boss has already asked me about my black eye. "I was wrestling with my friend at his house." I tell him. But I really wish I knew. I think I remember slamm'n some fools head into the curb.. but I don't remember Denny's...got a damn club sandwhich in my back seat.

This reminds me of my birthay when I go to the car there was Burger King and I woke up with no pants on

I just remembered that I showed up to my house wearing a shirt out of my trunk. I must have taken off my beater and nice button-up shirt for some reason, and put on a different shirt. (I keep extra clothes in my trunk incase I get blood or some **** on my regular clothes, so I can change instantly).

Originally posted by Mouse
(I keep extra clothes in my trunk incase I get blood or some **** on my regular clothes, so I can change instantly). same here

My office handles complaints against the sheriff. Just had a guy call me complaining that his doctor told him not to drink diet coke, but that he wants to drink diet coke right now. I told him to go ahead and drink diet coke. it was an older man. "Yes sir, I understand. I talked to your doctor and he said that you can drink diet coke now." He was quite happy. I might have killed him, lol. But I have a headache and don't really care.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Youre ****ed UP

Damnit we handle legal complaints.. not diet coke stories... ****ing DIET coke!!! I guess it's better than a cocaine addict callin and screaming at me saying the sheriff "pulled my intestines out of my body and wrapped them around my testicles" ... that was last week.

Maybe you fell down drunk and pumped you head on the curb. That is how you got the black eye.....

ask that girl what happened

hahahahaha

This thread is great. Continue.

Maybe your sexual advances where unwanted and she popped you in the eye.....

Maybe there is a warrent for your arrest for Rape and you better leave well enough alone

Nevermind, I dont see how any sexual advances by Matt could be unwanted.....

:- l

i love this thread