1st step: immediately slaghter all Iraqi soldiers and citizens. everyone. adios, b-bye now!

2nd step: take all hippie rallies worldwide and have them all shot with rubber bullets the moment they act up. that way they calm down. then have them explain their beliefs and if they complain about policies without presenting a rationalized solution to the overall problems then they die too.

3rd step: enact public torture for any convicted child molesters, rapists, and people caught dealing drugs to kids.

4th step: legalize drugs and use the yearly $30 billion spent on the "drug war" to finance better schools and help get orphans off the streets.

5th step: immediately cut out all world food bank funds and supplies to all 3rd world countries who didn't agree to have 4 out of the 5 men sterilized

6th step: take all drug addicts and either help them get clean or offer them free drugs for participating in gladiator death battles amoungst themselves.

7th step: have my tombstone pre-engraved with:
"Here Lies President Soto. Assasinated by People Who Didn't Like Him. Now Floats in the Clouds Realizing That People Will Never Be Happy and Still=****."

I'm going to vote for you.

You should also quaranteen everybody with and AIDS and have them all executed in large gas chaimbers.......

Yeah, get that Magic Johnson.

I agree with all of that less the sterolization

It must start with castration


PURITY FOR PRESIDENT!

Oh, and invade canada.....

****, might as well get mexico too.....

The war on drugs is racist.

It should be attacking D student doctors who toss presciption medication out like the ****in pill fearie.

God forbid they ever come up with a real way to help.

i nominate kaps as c.e.o.
cheif executing officer.

now go take care of canada dude!!!

If i help can i have Cuba?

Drawing up the plans now. Note to self, throw some shiney **** on the ground, when all canadians stop to stare at it, shoot them....

Originally posted by kaps
Drawing up the plans now. Note to self, throw some shiney **** on the ground, when all canadians stop to stare at it, shoot them....

ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol3: :lol2: :lol1:

now bzob you can have cuba but ONLY if you kill everyone with a sledgehammer. no projectiles allowed.

Threads like this make me glad I'm a hippie liberal stoner

Originally posted by Zen420
Threads like this make me glad I'm a hippie liberal stoner

Posts like this remind me how much I hate hippie liberal stoners....

make sure ta add zen to the list kaps. he may be a compadre on global but all bets are off as soon as the takeover begins.

Originally posted by kaps
Posts like this remind me how much I hate hippie liberal stoners....

Posts like this remind me how much I hate people that wear Phat Farm shoes....

Originally posted by Purity
ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol3: :lol2: :lol1:

now bzob you can have cuba but ONLY if you kill everyone with a sledgehammer. no projectiles allowed.

http://www.tbns.net/arvex/pics/hammer.jpg

http://www.tbns.net/arvex/pics/club.jpg

http://www.tbns.net/arvex/pics/mace.jpg

http://www.tbns.net/arvex/pics/flail.jpg

http://www.slobodianswords.com/All%20Knife%20Photos/Large%20Knife%20Photos/Katana%2010%20Lg.jpg

I like your choice in weaponry Bzob.

Originally posted by Zen420
Posts like this remind me how much I hate people that wear Phat Farm shoes....

They didnt have Size 11 Adidas, I was in a hurry, I need shoes, I bought them. Big ****in deal.....

Originally posted by Purity
make sure ta add zen to the list kaps. he may be a compadre on global but all bets are off as soon as the takeover begins.

Mr. President, I need the fallowing items to get rid of Zen....

1 Pound of Marajuana
1 Giant Mouse trap

Originally posted by kaps
They didnt have Size 11 Adidas, I was in a hurry, I need shoes, I bought them. Big ****in deal.....

Should've got the Air Force 1's instead:)

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
I like your choice in weaponry Bzob.

Thanks for noticeing

And to clear up my hippie liberal stoner statement.... I'm definitely a stoner, I know that for sure. I'm not really a hippie, liberal, a little I guess. But if it was up to me, there would be no laws or government, it'd be survival of the fittest. Every man for himself, end of story.

No government = no currancy. So you can get rid of all the corperations and companys. So pretty much you would be living without electricity in a cabin with dirt floors, growing your own food, drinking scummy river water, and mating with whomever you please. Count me in!!

Living In Cuba is going to be cool.

Thats where I'm sending the canadian survivors and POWs...

YAY- I like Canadians. We will live in harmony

We will also be using Cuba too test out new weopens of mass distruction. So be our guest.....

I'm moving to cuba, weapons of mass destruction or not.

Originally posted by kaps
We will also be using Cuba too test out new weopens of mass distruction. So be our guest.....


That will not happen. Purity will not allow it

While your giving out countries.....let me get the Dominican Republic......there bees some fine hoes on that island........

you get Hati

You mean Haiti......fine I'll take the whole island.....

ok- Can i like...come and hang out at your Island from time to time?

Originally posted by Bzob
ok- Can i like...come and hang out at your Island from time to time?

Only if your first lady is OK with it......

:- l

This will be ours....BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAA>>>*cough, cough*....hehehehehhe

http://home.san.rr.com/mikestuff/cruise/carribean.jpg

I will share that whole area with you?! We can rule together

Hey.....I got a great idea.....How bout we tear down all the airports so the only means of transportation is by boat....Instead of being their rulers we could be pirates....um....of the caribbean....hehehe.....now there's a plan..........AAARRRGGHHHH!!!

All I want it's South America, gracias

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
All I want it's South America, gracias

Fine......but I'm claiming Brasil.....you can have everything else...........

Consider it done Matey!

I am sure Aylex is going to want Venesuala

Nuno can reclaim Brazil for Portugal, but that is it. The rest is mine...maybe Ron can have Dutch Guyana.
I am willing to trade, though.

The Incan empire will be reborn with Bub as it's ruler............

WEERD

Look at Bzob acting like he is in charge. **** that, Bzob gets nothing....

now now....
there's plenty of potentially dead people for all of us.

Well then I propose that after they take over the countrys listed, that we invade them!

Originally posted by kaps
Look at Bzob acting like he is in charge. **** that, Bzob gets nothing....

Look at Kapps over estimateing his importance in this situation.

I have Canada, Zen, and AIDS to deal with, you have a punk ass Island.....

Originally posted by kaps
I have Canada, Zen, and AIDS to deal with.....

Have fun.....me and Bzob will be terrorizing the carribean......AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Nuno is correct. There is much plundering to be done. I know Purity wants to be a Pirate too....

Those who are against us will be swimming in Davie Jones' Locker.....can I get an AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!......What!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

RUM IS GOOD

I feel like chicken tonight....like chicken tonight........like chicken tonight

I feel like chicken tonight....like chicken tonight........like chicken tonight

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WOMEN ARE GOOD!!!!!!

Rice A Roni , the Sanfrancisco treat!

Originally posted by Nuno
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WOMEN ARE GOOD!!!!!!

But not too good

hot dogs...armour hot dogs...the dogs kids love to bite

Originally posted by Bzob
But not too good

Your pimp hand is definately getting flacid.......BZOB=PWN3D by Kato

Hamgurger Helper Helps your hamburger..make a great meal

Originally posted by Nuno
Your pimp hand is definately getting flacid.......BZOB=PWN3D by Kato

Not too good = wants a bad girl.......dumb ass

My bologna has a first name, it's Oscar

Comic books and rubber bands
Climb into the tree top
Falling down and holding hands
Tricycles and Redpop
Pony rides and Sunday nights
Roller skates and snowball fights
Climbin' through the window
Remember when you were a kid?
Well, part of you still is
And that's why we make Faygo
Faygo remembers
Flying kites and funny shoes
Easter eggs with speckles
ABCs and counting by twos
Washing off the freckles
Kissing a hurt to make it stop
Startin' school in September
So many things you almost forgot
Tryin' to remember
Remember when you were a kid?
Well, part of you still is
And that's why we make Faygo
Faygo remembers

Your momma is so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person......

That's it Kaps and Curly are walkin the plank....First mate Bzob do the honors if ye will.........

*Pushes the 2 butt pirates (Kaps and Curly) into the ocean*

Your mom's so stupid she stole a free sample

Your Mom is so stupid, she mailed a letter using a food stamp

Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.

your mom is so nasty she put ice cubes in her panties to keep her crabs fresh

Your Mom is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the tape deck

First mate Bzob!!! I thought I told you to gag them before makin them walk.....this Curly fellow won't shut his yap.....AARRRRR!!!...Your washin the deck tonight.......

Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds".

Your mom is so stupid; she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Your mom is so stupid she got strangled by a cordless phone

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

How does your mom spell refrigerator? O I C U R MT

I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.

Your Mom is so fat, when she went to the top of the St. Louis Arch it turned into a McDonald's sign

Yo momma is so old her social security number is 1....

Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.

LMAO

We have a winner.....

Best Thread EVAH!!!!

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOLLERED HEY KOOL-AID

Your Mom's so fat, that after we finished having sex, I rolled over twice, and I was still on the *****

Your Mom's so dumb that when she was driving to Disney world and saw a billboard that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home.....

Yo Mamas so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass

Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.....

Your mom so fat when she wears corduroys you cant see the grooves......

Yo mama's like a 747 - a 3 man **** pit!

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Originally posted by Purity
the streets.


6th step: take all drug addicts and either help them get clean or offer them free drugs for participating in gladiator death battles amoungst themselves.



LMFAO!!!! That is ****ing brilliant!!!

Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up....

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

We have a winner!!!

Your Mom's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, i cant beleive their not butter

Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!

Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot......

Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks....

Kaps found the web site I was using

Yo mama is so stupid Gman is smarter than she is

Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won't even wave at her....

Your Mom's so short, she has to cuff her panties

Originally posted by Bzob
Yo mama is so stupid Gman is smarter than she is

Originality.......

Your Mom's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

your so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mama

Your mama is so ugly the Cesaros Self pity went away

Your dad said to your mom, "we're getting a color TV" and your mom asked, "what color?"

Your Mom's like a moped, it's fun to ride until your friends see you on it

Originally posted by kaps
Mr. President, I need the fallowing items to get rid of Zen....

1 Pound of Marajuana
1 Giant Mouse trap


That's bull****!!! Some innocent people could get hurt like that(Mostly concerned about me even though I'm probably faster than that stupid trap)

Well the plan was to get high and drop the mouse trap off a tall building onto Zen. What where you thinking?

just give me the pound of sticky icky, I'll worry about how to evade the mouse trap later. Or just give me a pound, teach me how to grow some good **** and farm a little and send me to South America to live in the jungle.

Your mom's so dumb she ate her own poo then pooed it out again and ate it again, but when it came out it was the third time and even she wouldn't eat it but she's still dumb.

Originally posted by Zen420
Threads like this make me glad I'm a hippie liberal stoner




****in tree huggin hippie

your mom is so fat the ***** jumped in the air and got stuck