global is dead and lamer then ever:fart:

**** YOU

*puts penis away*

i would like to see some new people here...we should invite more people in

yes we should, ironlife is even dead, at least in the day we have people here there you have 2 or 3 blaaaahhhhhh

8===D+(*) ?

bd really wants to give anal sex

Only in cyberspace. I've actually never done that IRL, and don't really want to. Poo is gross and it seems like it would hurt the girl. I just find the 8===D+(*) very funny. Don't know why, but it cracks me up.

Kinda like my *shows penis*

I only show it 4 times a day IRL

Hahahahahaha! Yeah, kinda like that.

I've been complainin about global's population all week long but everyone doesnt take it seriously. We barely ever get new people in here, and the "normal" people on this board are dropping like fly's and not posting anymore. I mean this pretty seriously, if this rate keeps up, global will be dead and deserted in a few months.

Mouse, i agree with ya, i just don't type it out. Someone needs to do some recruiting.

I like global

Do we know a big MMA site that we might recruit from? Hmmmm......

Sure dawg, there's gotta be a place around here somewhere....

Originally posted by lightweight
Sure dawg, there's gotta be a place around here somewhere.... hahahahahhaahahahhahahaha

Most of our "new posters" are people that have been banned from Sherdog. They sign up and one of two things happens to them:

A) They talk about how gay Sherdog is, but then they realize they can make a new account there and stop posting here.

B) They talk about how gay Sherdog is, but after a solid hour of them polluting Global with their stupidity we realize that there was probably a good reason they got banned there, and certain posters take it as their duty to harass the new members until they leave.

Ensanity you PM box is full. What i wanted to ask you is what cell phone service do u have?? When i get there ill ask the dude all the questions then text you before i test drive anything so u can know earlier what your gonna do.

I would say someone make highlight vids here and put a little globalmma.com thing in there and let people DL them off Kazaa. That is how i found sherdog a long time ago. Just a thought.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
Ensanity you PM box is full. What i wanted to ask you is what cell phone service do u have?? When i get there ill ask the dude all the questions then text you before i test drive anything so u can know earlier what your gonna do. cool, i have Verizon...and text mess(ill learn how to use it tonite)

cool i have verizon also, so if i call u its free and text messages are also free.

In 45 minutes from now I will start drinking for the remainder of the night.

:lovers:

ERECTION.

NO NO NO

Oh ... oh yes.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y not?

why?

You make me so hot.

your a fool hahahhahahhaha

Call me Papi.

never

FEISTY!!!!!

What we lack in members we make up for with whores....

ill get 50 new members by tomorrow

I just looked at the members section, we've had 25 new members since the 15th, and 6 have posted with a total of 13 posts.

And you guys complain about no new members.

no new ones in OT

Estoy Muhando?

De donde eres

Ding dong diddly dias.

Its summer, wait till everyone gets back to school and ****. It has been worse than this before, quit *****in and keep posting.....

I don't mind small numbers so long as there's quality posters, and I think we have that here.

Originally posted by kaps
Its summer, wait till everyone gets back to school and ****. It has been worse than this before, quit *****in and keep posting.....

WOAH! Look at the Pimp Hand on KAPS!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!