View Full Version : What would you do if...


Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 02:49 PM
you met someone smart, beautiful and funny as hell that you shared a deep and meaningful connection with(in conversation, no sex) and then she drops the bomb and dicloses the fact that her ex-boyfriend gave her herpes. What would you do?

Curly Howard
07-23-2003, 02:50 PM
Damn that's a tough question

Curly Howard
07-23-2003, 02:51 PM
Can't they control that stuff now?

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 02:52 PM
are they flaring up that moment?

Piedra
07-23-2003, 02:52 PM
well I would introduce her to anyone in this forum.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Can't they control that stuff now?

Yeah, but it's not %100 effective. It greatly reduces outbreaks, but there is always a risk of getting it. BTW, this girl is WAAAY ****ing hot, and I think it took a lot of courage to bring that out in the open before things get any farther. Still, I don't think I can do it. She's an accountant in the building next to mine and likes to drink and smoke pot. I'm thinking that at this point, friends is all I can do, but damn it's heartbreaking.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 02:57 PM
say "Its not you its me" "can't we be just friends"

Find someone else you do not want that ****

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 02:58 PM
bjs only?

Bzob
07-23-2003, 02:59 PM
Nothing, Cut your losses now!

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:00 PM
I sure as **** don't. And I'm sure I will say something alot like that. It was gnarly when she said that. She got all teary when she told me that and it felt like the wind was knocked out of me.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 03:00 PM
simplex 1 or 2

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Nothing, Cut your losses now!

Mr. Clean speaks true. We're going bowling on Friday, but it's kind of a group thing. Her friends are pretty hot too. Why is it that hotties tend to hang out together?

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:02 PM
Who cares, Stay away from the doomed cooter

DragonZero
07-23-2003, 03:03 PM
i would say goodbye no ***** is worth herpes

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
simplex 1 or 2

She had gorgeous, flawless lips on her face, so I'm guessing they're on her cooter.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:03 PM
LMFAO@ "THE DOOMED COOTER"

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I sure as **** don't. And I'm sure I will say something alot like that. It was gnarly when she said that. She got all teary when she told me that and it felt like the wind was knocked out of me.

I would cry too if I cought something from someone because i am not responsible enough to take care of my body, and I knew I was plagued. At least she told you

DragonZero
07-23-2003, 03:05 PM
that's true at least she told you now cut her the **** off

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I would cry too if I cought something from someone because i am not responsible enough to take care of my body, and I knew I was plagued. At least she told you

Not responsible how exactly?

She caught them through her ex boyfriend, which is very common. (And goes either way)

You've never had unprotected sex? Even if you had used protection every time, the risk of herpes is still there since condoms dont always protect you from them, and you cant just look at someone and see that thye have them. I actually think it was pretty admirable of her to tell you well ahead of time. I worked in a clinic, and the weak and common thing to do is just to pass them along.

Piedra
07-23-2003, 03:11 PM
OK Im really pissed off if anyone is going to have sex, you must use protection the world outhere is the jungle.

RICKSON ONCE SAID: TAMPONS ARE GOOD FOR THE GUARD!

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Not responsible how exactly?

She caught them through her ex boyfriend, which is very common. (And goes either way)

You've never had unprotected sex? Even if you had used protection every time, the risk of herpes is still there since condoms dont always protect you from them, and you cant just look at someone and see that thye have them. I actually think it was pretty admirable of her to tell you well ahead of time. I worked in a clinic, and the weak and common thing to do is just to pass them along.

So , you have herpies

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Not responsible how exactly?

She caught them through her ex boyfriend, which is very common. (And goes either way)

You've never had unprotected sex? Even if you had used protection every time, the risk of herpes is still there since condoms dont always protect you from them, and you cant just look at someone and see that thye have them. I actually think it was pretty admirable of her to tell you well ahead of time. I worked in a clinic, and the weak and common thing to do is just to pass them along.

I don't hold it against her how she got them, lord knows it's a miracle that MY dick hasn't ****ing fallen off. I think that something like that could happen to anyone(except of course people like gman or luke). I VERY much respect the fact that she told me upfront so that I could think about it. Like I said, this girl is special. It seems ****ing tragic.

DragonZero
07-23-2003, 03:14 PM
ewww carrier

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 03:16 PM
Sweet I got an honourable mention.


BTW, any girl that would tell you that beforehand deserves major ****ing props. That ******* ex of hers probably railed her wihout telling her... Mind or body, your choice.

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
So , you have herpies

No, I used to work in a nursing home and had to learn about diseases that are easily spread, including all types of herpes.

You assuming I have it is about as ignorant as you calling someone else who has it irresponsible. Kato also knows alot about STD's. I've seen her give lots of information about them, but I can imagine that you dont automatically think she has them, because she chooses to help educate someone about it.

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:21 PM
http://www.globalherbalsupplies.com/herpes/stats.html

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 03:25 PM
*shows herpes*

Piedra
07-23-2003, 03:26 PM
tampons are good for the guard never ever forget that.

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
http://www.globalherbalsupplies.com/herpes/stats.html

After reading those stats, Blue you clearly have boned countless women with herpes and gotten away scot free. Don't leave this woman out of the picture just because she's honest...

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
http://www.globalherbalsupplies.com/herpes/stats.html

HLY ****IN' ****!!! 1 in 4 women?!?! HOLY ****IN' ****!!!!

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
. Don't leave this woman out of the picture just because she's honest...

Piedra
07-23-2003, 03:29 PM
well I will not visit cancun the next spring break.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
After reading those stats, Blue you clearly have boned countless women with herpes and gotten away scot free. Don't leave this woman out of the picture just because she's honest...

Jesus ****ing Christ...that kind of makes sense...1 in 4 women and she's the only person I've ever met who's admitted to having it...Jesus ****ing Christ.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
No, I used to work in a nursing home and had to learn about diseases that are easily spread, including all types of herpes.

You assuming I have it is about as ignorant as you calling someone else who has it irresponsible. Kato also knows alot about STD's. I've seen her give lots of information about them, but I can imagine that you dont automatically think she has them, because she chooses to help educate someone about it.

*YAWN* *Serves big cup of shut the hell up*


Look it is this easy, If it is 100% Preventable and you do not protect yourself, and you get some ****..Its your fault and Irresponsible

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Jesus ****ing Christ...that kind of makes sense...1 in 4 women and she's the only person I've ever met who's admitted to having it...Jesus ****ing Christ.

Maybe you are meeting #'s 2-3-4 all the time?

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
*YAWN* *Serves big cup of shut the hell up*


Look it is this easy, If it is 100% Preventable and you do not protect yourself, and you get some ****..Its your fault and Irresponsible

Most ignorant comment ever. Does not deserve a rebuttal.

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:35 PM
80% of people do not realize they have Herpes. Alot of people carry it their whole lives, without ever having a symptom and knowing.

Alot of people also have HIV for years without ever having symptoms.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Most ignorant comment ever. Does not deserve a rebuttal.

Are you ****ing stupid and retarded.

STD are 100% avoidable with protection. what the **** is stupid about that

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:37 PM
You can still contract Herpes with condoms. Herpes are not just on the end of your penis.

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Are you ****ing stupid and retarded.

STD are 100% avoidable with protection. what the **** is stupid about that

Having done a lot of stupid **** in my life I'm more sympathetic for people that have made mistakes. There are lots fo young people that don't know **** all about sex because their parents are ****ing morons, and then they can't turn back time and change what happened.

STD's are 100% avoidable with knowledge, and if you aren't given that knowledge, forwhateevr reason, then you're ****ed. If you don't have sympathy for them, then you're nuts.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:40 PM
I am aware of the difrent kinds of herpies. I am talking about STDs

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:40 PM
Nothing is 100% ever.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Having done a lot of stupid **** in my life I'm more sympathetic for people that have made mistakes. There are lots fo young people that don't know **** all about sex because their parents are ****ing morons, and then they can't turn back time and change what happened.

STD's are 100% avoidable with knowledge, and if you aren't given that knowledge, forwhateevr reason, then you're ****ed. If you don't have sympathy for them, then you're nuts.

I'm Nuts

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Nothing is 100% ever.

My hate for you is

Piedra
07-23-2003, 03:41 PM
what about masturbation thats 100%

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:41 PM
You're arguing the facts of a disease you haven't yet spelled right.

Allison
07-23-2003, 03:42 PM
I dont mean nothing is 100% safe, I just mean that nothing is certain.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:42 PM
The only people I feel sorry for are the people that have spouses or the like that cheat on them and bring **** home to their significant onther. That **** is ****ed up

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You're arguing the facts of a disease you haven't yet spelled right.

I blame the Catholic school system in Detroit for that one

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:43 PM
Blue Dawg is sad...

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:45 PM
At least your Penis isnt.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 03:45 PM
*shows penis*

thats 100% certain

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:47 PM
http://www.herpes-clinic.com/herpes-gallery.html

Some Pics not safe

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
*shows penis*

thats 100% certain

You can set your watch by that ****!

Carlao
07-23-2003, 03:49 PM
The only 100% safeway is ABSTINENCE!!!!!

That being said GIQ- is very correct. Most people have some kind of Herpes one way or another and do not even know it.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
http://www.herpes-clinic.com/herpes-gallery.html

Some Pics not safe

I'm not sure if I'm glad or pissed that I clicked on that...

Piedra
07-23-2003, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Carlao
The only 100% safeway is ABSTINENCE!!!!!

That being said GIQ- is very correct. Most people have some kind of Herpes one way or another and do not even know it.


Autofellatio is another option but you must be very flexible.

Nuno
07-23-2003, 03:52 PM
It likes God created diseases to keep us honest......unfortunately the human race enjoys ****ing too much too remain honest....

Bzob
07-23-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I'm not sure if I'm glad or pissed that I clicked on that...

That could be your **** if you tap that ass

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 03:59 PM
Damn....

Curly Howard
07-23-2003, 04:00 PM
Autofellatio?????? I gotta stretch more

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:01 PM
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Damn....

Don't listen to him. He's just mad because his head looks like a penis.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:03 PM
I though autofellatio was something else....Something that short circuited with the stay hard cream when I pressed the autosuck button...

Piedra
07-23-2003, 04:03 PM
autofellation=sucking your own dick...

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Don't listen to him. He's just mad because his head looks like a penis.

Dont listen to him , He cant even get laid, plus he cant drive.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Don't listen to him. He's just mad because his head looks like a penis.

I love cooter, but I also love my beautiful **** the way it is. I'm gonna look into this more. And I'm still gonna go bowling with her on friday. ****, it's just bowling and she's cool as ****...

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Dont listen to him , He cant even get laid, plus he cant drive.

Sure I can... as long as an adult is beside me...

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Sure I can... as long as an adult is beside me... :nonono:

Kato
07-23-2003, 04:14 PM
awww herpes...the gift that keeps on giving. Most std's are spread by people that have "solid" relationships and whose mates are out there ****ing around. The only way to avoid std's is to go get checked before having sex with someone and then get checked periodically because you know where your thang has been but you dont know if theirs have been visiting other places.

http://www.healthac.org/images/herpes.html

I remember once I read a thread where someone actually believed that if a girl had herpes they could have anal sex and still be protected.... people do you know how close the cooch to the ass is?

Nuno
07-23-2003, 04:15 PM
Question.....what is two people with herpes hook up....what then???

PS I know it's a stupid question...

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Kato
awww herpes...the gift that keeps on giving. Most std's are spread by people that have "solid" relationships and whose mates are out there ****ing around. The only way to avoid std's is to go get checked before having sex with someone and then get checked periodically because you know where your thang has been but you dont know if theirs have been visiting other places.

http://www.healthac.org/images/herpes.html

I remember once I read a thread where someone actually believed that if a girl had herpes they could have anal sex and still be protected.... people do you know how close the cooch to the ass is?

Whats for dinner

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Whats for dinner
HAHAHAHA funnies thting all day...

Leather
07-23-2003, 04:16 PM
Autofellatio??...and do you eat your own semen?...

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
Autofellatio??...and do you eat your own semen?...

A job worth doing, is a job worth doing right

Kato
07-23-2003, 04:18 PM
http://162.129.70.33/images/Herpes_simplex_virus_2_030620.jpg
Diagnosis: HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS INFECTION Category: infections and infestations /
vesiculobullous eruptions
Body Site: face / lip
nose Age: 65 years
Contributor: Shahbaz Janjua, FCPS, MRSH, MD
Description: grouped uniform 1-2 mm crusted vesicles on a red base
Comments: This 65-year-pold man developed a cluster of itchy vesicles on his upper lip and nose after recovering from an upper respiratory tract infection. The rash cleared without treatment within a week.

http://162.129.70.33/images/Herpetic_Whitlow_1_030504.jpg

Diagnosis: HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS INFECTION /
WHITLOW Category: infections and infestations /
vesiculobullous eruptions
Body Site: finger / hand Age: 2 years
Contributor: Cindy Gee, RN
Description: confluent clustered 2-3 mm vesicles
Comments: This 2-year-old girl experienced her 6 episode of recurrent Herpes simplex infection on her right thumb. Her initial outbreak occurred 2 weeks after exposure to chicken pox and 3 weeks after receiving varicella vaccine. The recurrent lesions are usually minimally symptomatic, heal in in 2 weeks, and seem to be coming less frequently.

Allison
07-23-2003, 04:19 PM
Nothing happens, Nuno.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:20 PM
I am in love with Kato

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:20 PM
Jesus. This is too much for me to deal with...

Kato
07-23-2003, 04:22 PM
The point of these pictures is to show other types of herpes where the patients were not exposed to sexually. Blue I think that what the girl did was a point in her favor...a sign that it was transmitted to her by someone she trusted and not because of reckless behavior. You are too young to put yourself in that situation, this is MY belief...

Nuno
07-23-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Nothing happens, Nuno.

I don't suppose the disease could get any worse......you know if they're really freaky they would have herpes all over.....

Kato
07-23-2003, 04:28 PM
no...

Kato
07-23-2003, 04:30 PM
http://162.129.70.33/images/Eczemaherpeticum_1_021228.jpg

Diagnosis: ECZEMA HERPETICUM /
HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS INFECTION /
DERMATITIS, ATOPIC Category: infections and infestations /
vesiculobullous eruptions
Body Site: face
Age: 4 years
Contributor: Robin Larabee
Description: uniform clustered 2-3 mm vesicles and crusts
Comments: This healthy 4 year old girl with mild to moderate atopic dermatitis developed a fever associated with widespread clusters of uniform 2-3 mm vesicles and crusts on the face. A viral culture grew Herpes simplex, and the rash cleared with a 7 day course of oral acyclovir.

Note that there was no involvement of the conjunctivae.

Nuno
07-23-2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Kato
no...

So.....if the girl has herpes on her cooter and you have herpes on your manhood.....if you eat out the girl, will you get herpes on your face???:?!:

Allison
07-23-2003, 04:38 PM
You could.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:40 PM
Wow. It must be devastasting to find out you have herpes.

Carlao
07-23-2003, 04:40 PM
Most likely!

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:41 PM
I guess that would depend on what type you get, Like Kanker sores or cold sores o would deal with but not some permanent dick ****

Carlao
07-23-2003, 04:42 PM
I know a child (8 years old) that had a bad episode. I baby-sitter molested the kid by kissing on him.

The father did 9 months for assault and battery of the baby-sitter.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:44 PM
I feel kind of sick.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I feel kind of sick.

Feel like bowling?

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:46 PM
Shut up Bzob.

Nuno
07-23-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You could.

....they sell drugs to suppress them....when they're suppressed is it safe??? BTW I don't have herpes......I just have a thirst for knowledge...

Allison
07-23-2003, 04:48 PM
You can still contract it, but it isnt as likely.

Leather
07-23-2003, 04:50 PM
Lagartija...mmmmmmm...do you have herpes??....*The Pervert is possessing me*

Allison
07-23-2003, 04:51 PM
No Tengo.

Nuno
07-23-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You can still contract it, but it isnt as likely.

Thank you wise one for your knowledge....I must leave now......

Blue, if you can give her anything...give her respect and dignity.....

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 04:52 PM
I was eating when those pics popped up. I'll never look at a ham and cheese sandwich the same way again...

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You can still contract it, but it isnt as likely.

She said that the Valtrex works really good and she almost never has break outs(under 5 her whole life), but that it was never going to be %100 risk free. Life sucks.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:54 PM
She is only interested in you because she was turned down by everyone else because she has herpies

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
She is only interested in you because she was turned down by everyone else because she has herpies

That isn't nice Bzob...

Allison
07-23-2003, 04:55 PM
I have one herp.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:55 PM
I was teasing, I am sure she likes you for your witty charm and good looks ..........

Bzob
07-23-2003, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I have one herp.

:- l

Carlao
07-23-2003, 04:57 PM
LOL I got that about the one Herp!!!! Yeah is cute!

Leather
07-23-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I have one herp.

NOOOO....*or Leather didn't understand the joke or sarcasm*

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 04:58 PM
I know Bzob. I don't get the one herp joke. Is this in relation to herpatology and iguanas?

Bzob
07-23-2003, 05:00 PM
I think it was a lame Joke of useing Herpies in a singular form?

Allison
07-23-2003, 05:02 PM
He is in my avatar.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I think it was a lame Joke of useing Herpies in a singular form?

Allison
07-23-2003, 05:03 PM
I should never have made that joke.

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
He is in my avatar.

Damn I'm smart.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
He is in my avatar.

Gross

Bluecifer
07-23-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I know Bzob. I don't get the one herp joke. Is this in relation to herpatology and iguanas?

Leather
07-23-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
He is in my avatar.

YEEEEHAAAAA...Zoophiliac sex!!...please, some pic!!....*the dinner is hurting some important part of Spaniard's body*

Allison
07-23-2003, 05:05 PM
The two people who got the joke have English as their second language.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I should never have made that joke. yes...hold your head down in shame

Bzob
07-23-2003, 05:06 PM
I do not even think that statement is even on the same family tree as a "Joke"

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 05:09 PM
checking sig

Tom
07-23-2003, 11:33 PM
Nice herp, Allison