I'M BACK *****ES.

BUT IT'S LIKE 4 IN THE ****ING MORNING, SO HOWS ABOUT THAT ****. FINE TIME TO COME BACK, BUT I CAN'T HELP HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER. ****ING THAT ****ING ***** IS LIKE PUTTING A BALL BEARING IN A BALOON.

I WILL NOT BE HERE IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I WILL BE PASSED OUT WHILE ALL YOU ****S WORK. HA. EAT THAT **** YOU CORPORATE WHORES. MAYBE I'LL POP IN ABOUT NOON OR SO.

LATE *****ES.

****

god damn

can I lick your balloon knot?

HOLY DOG ****, YOU PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY STILL AWAKE. GOOD GOD DAMN. GO TO BED YOU WORTHLESS PILES OF WASTE. DON'T YOU HAVE ROLES IN LIFE TO FULFILL???????????

its 8pm here you silly ****.

you look like you need to ****

hahahahahah fart

That avatar was taken about 2 seconds after i introduced tanner to all 2.5 inches of my mad ****

OMG WTF STFU

what?

what?

no

crazy

die

hbahahahahahhahahahahahhahaaha

Why aren't you at work?

the dog ate it

(I found this on a website.. i didn't write it, but it reminded me of how I feel in the morning.)

The Morning Song....


I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perch on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
And gently lowered the window
And crushed his ****ing head.

gay