ruffneck119
07-22-2003, 04:14 PM
Post the different ways you want to make love to Valerie in this thread instead of making 80960786 single "Valerie Hump Me" threads.
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View Full Version : The Valerie Thread ruffneck119 07-22-2003, 04:14 PM Post the different ways you want to make love to Valerie in this thread instead of making 80960786 single "Valerie Hump Me" threads. -Ruffneck's Staff Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:16 PM Valerie is a fatty, she needs 2 threads to fit her big ass The Ensanity 07-22-2003, 04:18 PM id hump her for hours...dry and moist Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:20 PM in da butt? Leather 07-22-2003, 04:20 PM Originally posted by Bzob Valerie is a fatty, she needs 2 threads to fit her big ass :?:... BTW Valerie, your av is very nice.... The Ensanity 07-22-2003, 04:23 PM Originally posted by Bzob in da butt? is there any other place? Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:23 PM :cuss: BZob's just jealous!!!! Although he was mentioned in the who do you think of nekkid thread or whatever. I didn't even get a mention, waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ruff's a sweetie! Too bad I'm gonna miss the fights on the 9th :( I'm sure it would be all wet Ensanity :) The Mouse 07-22-2003, 04:23 PM Her ass is small and tight.. i dunno bout this huge ass thing, lol. The Ensanity 07-22-2003, 04:26 PM YOURE NOT COMING TO THE FIGHTS???!?!?! WHAT A RIPP OFF Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:27 PM Originally posted by Mouse Her ass is small and tight.. i dunno bout this huge ass thing, lol. In Bizarro world Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:27 PM Da butt's da best:crazy2: Thanks Spainard. That was taken, oh about 5 or 6 months ago. Spainish men are HOT. I've got a friend from Spain and he is just tooooooooo cute! In a naughty little way~ Heh, that's right Mouse you have seen it~ VulgarTheClown 07-22-2003, 04:28 PM Val your not prego anymore we need new pics! and i would violate you everyway possible. (as long as your huby said its ok) The Mouse 07-22-2003, 04:29 PM :lovers: Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:29 PM :- l Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:29 PM Awww, I'm sorry Ensanity. But I have a close friend's Bday party that evening. And they are going to be moving back East in a couple of months, so this will be the last one :( Have to be there for it Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:31 PM You wanna see cute? http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid71/pe4c92c19ae5093dbe7ac41c5eac8e599/fb9a9d19.jpg Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:31 PM Thats's true Vulgar...well, let me see what I can come up with then. Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:32 PM who is that BZob? The Ensanity 07-22-2003, 04:33 PM Surprisingly...Bzob was a cute kid VulgarTheClown 07-22-2003, 04:33 PM thats bzob Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:36 PM Originally posted by Valerie who is that BZob? Non Other with my pimpin 70's gear on Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:39 PM Awwww, how cute!!!!!:lovers: And you did have hair at one time! Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:40 PM :( Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:40 PM hmmm, so no preggo av's eh? That limits my choices.... Curly Howard 07-22-2003, 04:41 PM http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid71/p37fa0d7f26d88d1b30890a7e813c12e6/fb9a92b4.jpg Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:43 PM Damn you and the Mr Clean Genius Valerie 07-22-2003, 04:43 PM HA!!!!!!! That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bzob 07-22-2003, 04:48 PM no ruffneck119 07-22-2003, 04:53 PM MMMMmmmm Valerie ruffneck119 07-22-2003, 05:11 PM No one talks dirty enough. Valerie 07-22-2003, 06:04 PM I could talk dirty, but don't wanna make you youngins blush The Mouse 07-22-2003, 06:06 PM We can handle it. .. do it. Curly Howard 07-22-2003, 06:07 PM Originally posted by Valerie I could talk dirty, but don't wanna make you youngins blush I'm 34 The Ensanity 07-22-2003, 06:08 PM Originally posted by Valerie I could talk dirty, but don't wanna make you youngins blush i can handle it DragonZero 07-22-2003, 06:09 PM yah we can handle it The Mouse 07-22-2003, 06:10 PM ::unzipps pants:: I'm ready. Curly Howard 07-22-2003, 06:10 PM I can't.......I have a headache Valerie 07-22-2003, 06:11 PM right on Curly! awww, see this is where I have to refer back to The Man, get his permission. When I start getting a feeling like He might get mad, I should stop and ask permission like a good little girl, right? :no angel: Valerie 07-22-2003, 06:12 PM but..... the dirtier the better~ Curly Howard 07-22-2003, 06:14 PM That's OK, Valerie. I never would cause trouble between a couple. Save it for your man. He can show you how much he apreciates it more than anyone here can. Valerie 07-22-2003, 06:17 PM awwww!!!:) Well spoken Curly. Although I have to admit that I totally SUCK at phone sex. It just cracks me up too much. I just end up laughing. But I've got a friend who's got the sexiest voice and can do that whole phone sex thing to the T! But its all faking of course. Curly Howard 07-22-2003, 06:20 PM I tried it once...I kept saying stuff like" the number you have dialed is unavailable..Please hang up and try again" or "please deposit 50 cents for the next minute" handjobs4dollars 07-22-2003, 06:44 PM First I would flirt alttle then when she got all hot, I would say something stupid. Then go home and jerk off. The Ensanity 07-22-2003, 06:46 PM Originally posted by Gman First I would flrt alttle then when she got all hot, I would say something stupid. Then go home and jerk off. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Its funny cause its true ruffneck119 07-22-2003, 07:27 PM So did the little man say it was ok to talk dirty to me? Valerie 07-22-2003, 08:48 PM heh, the Big Man just said "No!" What a party pooper eh? Curly Howard 07-22-2003, 08:50 PM lol I can't blame him......I wouldn't let my wife do it.....yet I......nevermind The Golden Bear 07-23-2003, 01:50 AM yay! Valerie 07-23-2003, 11:59 AM Yay what??!! Whoremaster B 07-23-2003, 12:07 PM YAY im here! Ive been waiting for an answer Val, Where do you live? and can I run there? Valerie 07-23-2003, 12:14 PM :lol2: I already told you, California! Where all the partiers live! And I guess you could run here, might be a bit far though~ I almost met Blake in person the other day, but he didn't wait around for me to finish shopping~ Whoremaster B 07-23-2003, 01:14 PM it seems like most of the posters on the boards are from cali. Got the compass showing west. be there in six months. Valerie 07-23-2003, 01:24 PM Right on! The Ensanity 07-23-2003, 01:36 PM Originally posted by Whoremaster B it seems like most of the posters on the boards are from cali. Got the compass showing west. be there in six months. You liar.. but if you do, ill have a hoe roommate waiting for you Bzob 07-23-2003, 02:00 PM Originally posted by Gman First I would flirt alttle then when she got all hot, I would say something stupid. Then go home and jerk off. Gmans Phone sex: Gman: So, like what are you wearing Adam: my oompa looma gear gman: I want to do you in the butt Adam: OK Whoremaster B 07-23-2003, 02:24 PM LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Ensanity, Im goin just for that post! Whoremaster B 07-23-2003, 02:25 PM Im still ****ing laughing. The Ensanity 07-23-2003, 02:26 PM hey...did you bang that chick? Whoremaster B 07-23-2003, 02:31 PM yup. Bzob 07-23-2003, 02:33 PM balls Deep? The Ensanity 07-23-2003, 02:35 PM Originally posted by Whoremaster B yup. first nite? Whoremaster B 07-23-2003, 02:40 PM First night she came. which was about 2 days after I arrived. The first night was pretty crazy though. Getting dirty lap dances from beautiful chocolate ladies. What rocks is that it was in a bad neihborhood. Which meant the dances were cheap. The club was like a closet. And they stared at me like a wonderful white token. The Ensanity 07-23-2003, 02:41 PM good job. The Ensanity 07-23-2003, 02:49 PM Who did you go to the titty bar with? Whoremaster B 07-23-2003, 02:52 PM Some guy. because it was a ****ty place. you could touch the ladies. I had my hand on so much ass. The Ensanity 07-23-2003, 02:59 PM some guy? a random stranger florida folk sure are nice The Mouse 07-23-2003, 07:35 PM I've touched strippers down here b4 when I wasn't supposed to.. didn't really regret it either. Curly Howard 07-23-2003, 10:15 PM Valerie Viewing Thread The Valerie Thread 09:04 PM Wilhelm Viewing Thread The Valerie Thread 09:04 PM LukeDothSucketh 07-23-2003, 10:20 PM That's cute Curly Howard 07-23-2003, 10:22 PM The family that posts together stays together Tom 07-23-2003, 11:22 PM I never been to a titty bar. I think i am missing out. Valerie 07-23-2003, 11:49 PM :crazy2: Heh, yeah Wilhelm keeps his eye on me, keeps me out of trouble~ Yes, you are Tom. But don't waste your time on a topless, that's crap. Go to a full nude. ruffneck119 07-24-2003, 02:47 AM Hehehe poor Wilhelm Valerie 07-24-2003, 01:22 PM Poor Wilhelm?! Hardly! I'm vacuuming his damn rugs this weekend! (Can you believe he doesn't own a vacuum cleaner?) ruffneck119 07-24-2003, 01:27 PM *edit* Graphic Content Valerie 07-24-2003, 06:57 PM Ha ha! OK... this is me and Wilhelm's wife at New Years http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/291438/beatitnewyearresized.jpg This is one of me and Wilhelm http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/291438/meWvelvetjpeg.jpg <---And the av is of me and my hubby Beorn The Golden Bear 07-24-2003, 06:58 PM BTW all those people in the picture are cool people!!! but i havent meet Val yet :( The Golden Bear 07-24-2003, 06:59 PM Originally posted by Valerie Poor Wilhelm?! Hardly! I'm vacuuming his damn rugs this weekend! (Can you believe he doesn't own a vacuum cleaner?) hes a damn ass hoe! :) Bluecifer 07-24-2003, 07:04 PM Awww, you're a cutie and you look like nice person. And in Wilhelms defense I don't own a vaccuum either, and no straight singls man should either. Curly Howard 07-24-2003, 07:09 PM he has a booger in his nose Bluecifer 07-24-2003, 07:12 PM How did you know that?! Anyway, i just took care of it... Curly Howard 07-24-2003, 07:17 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg How did you know that?! Anyway, i just took care of it... I figured I had a 3-1 chance Wilhelm 07-24-2003, 08:52 PM That AINT a booger. Wilhelm Curly Howard 07-24-2003, 09:52 PM Originally posted by Wilhelm That AINT a booger. Wilhelm Oh, I see Curly Valerie 07-25-2003, 01:54 AM :lol2: Thanks Dawg~ |