View Full Version : The Valerie Thread


ruffneck119
07-22-2003, 04:14 PM
Post the different ways you want to make love to Valerie in this thread instead of making 80960786 single "Valerie Hump Me" threads.

-Ruffneck's Staff

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:16 PM
Valerie is a fatty, she needs 2 threads to fit her big ass

The Ensanity
07-22-2003, 04:18 PM
id hump her for hours...dry and moist

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:20 PM
in da butt?

Leather
07-22-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Valerie is a fatty, she needs 2 threads to fit her big ass

:?:...

BTW Valerie, your av is very nice....

The Ensanity
07-22-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
in da butt? is there any other place?

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:23 PM
:cuss: BZob's just jealous!!!! Although he was mentioned in the who do you think of nekkid thread or whatever. I didn't even get a mention, waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Ruff's a sweetie! Too bad I'm gonna miss the fights on the 9th :(

I'm sure it would be all wet Ensanity :)

The Mouse
07-22-2003, 04:23 PM
Her ass is small and tight.. i dunno bout this huge ass thing, lol.

The Ensanity
07-22-2003, 04:26 PM
YOURE NOT COMING TO THE FIGHTS???!?!?!


WHAT A RIPP OFF

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
Her ass is small and tight.. i dunno bout this huge ass thing, lol.
In Bizarro world

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:27 PM
Da butt's da best:crazy2:

Thanks Spainard. That was taken, oh about 5 or 6 months ago.
Spainish men are HOT. I've got a friend from Spain and he is just tooooooooo cute! In a naughty little way~

Heh, that's right Mouse you have seen it~

VulgarTheClown
07-22-2003, 04:28 PM
Val your not prego anymore we need new pics!


and i would violate you everyway possible. (as long as your huby said its ok)

The Mouse
07-22-2003, 04:29 PM
:lovers:

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:29 PM
:- l

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:29 PM
Awww, I'm sorry Ensanity. But I have a close friend's Bday party that evening. And they are going to be moving back East in a couple of months, so this will be the last one :( Have to be there for it

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:31 PM
You wanna see cute?















http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid71/pe4c92c19ae5093dbe7ac41c5eac8e599/fb9a9d19.jpg

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:31 PM
Thats's true Vulgar...well, let me see what I can come up with then.

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:32 PM
who is that BZob?

The Ensanity
07-22-2003, 04:33 PM
Surprisingly...Bzob was a cute kid

VulgarTheClown
07-22-2003, 04:33 PM
thats bzob

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Valerie
who is that BZob?

Non Other with my pimpin 70's gear on

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:39 PM
Awwww, how cute!!!!!:lovers: And you did have hair at one time!

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:40 PM
:(

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:40 PM
hmmm, so no preggo av's eh? That limits my choices....

Curly Howard
07-22-2003, 04:41 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid71/p37fa0d7f26d88d1b30890a7e813c12e6/fb9a92b4.jpg

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:43 PM
Damn you and the Mr Clean Genius

Valerie
07-22-2003, 04:43 PM
HA!!!!!!! That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bzob
07-22-2003, 04:48 PM
no

ruffneck119
07-22-2003, 04:53 PM
MMMMmmmm Valerie

ruffneck119
07-22-2003, 05:11 PM
No one talks dirty enough.

Valerie
07-22-2003, 06:04 PM
I could talk dirty, but don't wanna make you youngins blush

The Mouse
07-22-2003, 06:06 PM
We can handle it. .. do it.

Curly Howard
07-22-2003, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Valerie
I could talk dirty, but don't wanna make you youngins blush

I'm 34

The Ensanity
07-22-2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Valerie
I could talk dirty, but don't wanna make you youngins blush i can handle it

DragonZero
07-22-2003, 06:09 PM
yah we can handle it

The Mouse
07-22-2003, 06:10 PM
::unzipps pants::

I'm ready.

Curly Howard
07-22-2003, 06:10 PM
I can't.......I have a headache

Valerie
07-22-2003, 06:11 PM
right on Curly!

awww, see this is where I have to refer back to The Man, get his permission. When I start getting a feeling like He might get mad, I should stop and ask permission like a good little girl, right? :no angel:

Valerie
07-22-2003, 06:12 PM
but..... the dirtier the better~

Curly Howard
07-22-2003, 06:14 PM
That's OK, Valerie. I never would cause trouble between a couple. Save it for your man. He can show you how much he apreciates it more than anyone here can.

Valerie
07-22-2003, 06:17 PM
awwww!!!:) Well spoken Curly. Although I have to admit that I totally SUCK at phone sex. It just cracks me up too much. I just end up laughing. But I've got a friend who's got the sexiest voice and can do that whole phone sex thing to the T! But its all faking of course.

Curly Howard
07-22-2003, 06:20 PM
I tried it once...I kept saying stuff like" the number you have dialed is unavailable..Please hang up and try again" or "please deposit 50 cents for the next minute"

handjobs4dollars
07-22-2003, 06:44 PM
First I would flirt alttle then when she got all hot, I would say something stupid. Then go home and jerk off.

The Ensanity
07-22-2003, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Gman
First I would flrt alttle then when she got all hot, I would say something stupid. Then go home and jerk off. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Its funny cause its true

ruffneck119
07-22-2003, 07:27 PM
So did the little man say it was ok to talk dirty to me?

Valerie
07-22-2003, 08:48 PM
heh, the Big Man just said "No!"
What a party pooper eh?

Curly Howard
07-22-2003, 08:50 PM
lol I can't blame him......I wouldn't let my wife do it.....yet I......nevermind

The Golden Bear
07-23-2003, 01:50 AM
yay!

Valerie
07-23-2003, 11:59 AM
Yay what??!!

Whoremaster B
07-23-2003, 12:07 PM
YAY im here! Ive been waiting for an answer Val, Where do you live? and can I run there?

Valerie
07-23-2003, 12:14 PM
:lol2: I already told you, California! Where all the partiers live! And I guess you could run here, might be a bit far though~

I almost met Blake in person the other day, but he didn't wait around for me to finish shopping~

Whoremaster B
07-23-2003, 01:14 PM
it seems like most of the posters on the boards are from cali.

Got the compass showing west. be there in six months.

Valerie
07-23-2003, 01:24 PM
Right on!

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
it seems like most of the posters on the boards are from cali.

Got the compass showing west. be there in six months. You liar..

but if you do, ill have a hoe roommate waiting for you

Bzob
07-23-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Gman
First I would flirt alttle then when she got all hot, I would say something stupid. Then go home and jerk off.


Gmans Phone sex:

Gman: So, like what are you wearing
Adam: my oompa looma gear
gman: I want to do you in the butt
Adam: OK

Whoremaster B
07-23-2003, 02:24 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Ensanity, Im goin just for that post!

Whoremaster B
07-23-2003, 02:25 PM
Im still ****ing laughing.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 02:26 PM
hey...did you bang that chick?

Whoremaster B
07-23-2003, 02:31 PM
yup.

Bzob
07-23-2003, 02:33 PM
balls Deep?

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
yup. first nite?

Whoremaster B
07-23-2003, 02:40 PM
First night she came. which was about 2 days after I arrived.
The first night was pretty crazy though. Getting dirty lap dances from beautiful chocolate ladies. What rocks is that it was in a bad neihborhood. Which meant the dances were cheap. The club was like a closet.

And they stared at me like a wonderful white token.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 02:41 PM
good job.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 02:49 PM
Who did you go to the titty bar with?

Whoremaster B
07-23-2003, 02:52 PM
Some guy.

because it was a ****ty place. you could touch the ladies. I had my hand on so much ass.

The Ensanity
07-23-2003, 02:59 PM
some guy? a random stranger

florida folk sure are nice

The Mouse
07-23-2003, 07:35 PM
I've touched strippers down here b4 when I wasn't supposed to.. didn't really regret it either.

Curly Howard
07-23-2003, 10:15 PM
Valerie Viewing Thread The Valerie Thread 09:04 PM
Wilhelm Viewing Thread The Valerie Thread 09:04 PM

LukeDothSucketh
07-23-2003, 10:20 PM
That's cute

Curly Howard
07-23-2003, 10:22 PM
The family that posts together stays together

Tom
07-23-2003, 11:22 PM
I never been to a titty bar. I think i am missing out.

Valerie
07-23-2003, 11:49 PM
:crazy2: Heh, yeah Wilhelm keeps his eye on me, keeps me out of trouble~

Yes, you are Tom. But don't waste your time on a topless, that's crap. Go to a full nude.

ruffneck119
07-24-2003, 02:47 AM
Hehehe poor Wilhelm

Valerie
07-24-2003, 01:22 PM
Poor Wilhelm?! Hardly! I'm vacuuming his damn rugs this weekend! (Can you believe he doesn't own a vacuum cleaner?)

ruffneck119
07-24-2003, 01:27 PM
*edit*

Graphic Content

Valerie
07-24-2003, 06:57 PM
Ha ha! OK...
this is me and Wilhelm's wife at New Years
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/291438/beatitnewyearresized.jpg

This is one of me and Wilhelm

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/291438/meWvelvetjpeg.jpg

<---And the av is of me and my hubby Beorn

The Golden Bear
07-24-2003, 06:58 PM
BTW all those people in the picture are cool people!!!

but i havent meet Val yet :(

The Golden Bear
07-24-2003, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Valerie
Poor Wilhelm?! Hardly! I'm vacuuming his damn rugs this weekend! (Can you believe he doesn't own a vacuum cleaner?)

hes a damn ass hoe! :)

Bluecifer
07-24-2003, 07:04 PM
Awww, you're a cutie and you look like nice person. And in Wilhelms defense I don't own a vaccuum either, and no straight singls man should either.

Curly Howard
07-24-2003, 07:09 PM
he has a booger in his nose

Bluecifer
07-24-2003, 07:12 PM
How did you know that?! Anyway, i just took care of it...

Curly Howard
07-24-2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
How did you know that?! Anyway, i just took care of it...

I figured I had a 3-1 chance

Wilhelm
07-24-2003, 08:52 PM
That AINT a booger.


Wilhelm

Curly Howard
07-24-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Wilhelm
That AINT a booger.


Wilhelm

Oh, I see

Curly

Valerie
07-25-2003, 01:54 AM
:lol2:

Thanks Dawg~