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chillin

Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love

ma dick

Tired. Work soon. Yuck.....

Do u no




that i no





that your girlfriend is a ho

Know....

gots da flo...

hahahhahahahah NO

**** i gots to know...

what's up with it bro

***** betta have my dough

and then she better bring me some mo...

if not she's gotta go

or ill pimp slap her to tha flo

and if she get up she become a jane doe

and they'll be no mo

then ill go get another ho

who can bring in the dough

and one that aint no albino

not as white as the snow

who cant take a left elbow

but she cant pimp out this jiggalo

so fine she make my dick grow

and has a nice glow

aint afraid to blow

and ****s me till i cants **** anymo...

and can make tacos

then hands over the cash flow

hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

and then makes burritos

but she cant get fat like a hippo

this thread is like dubble dutch, you need to have good timing to jump on in....

this thread is longer than a lasso

and stinks worse than my assho...

Originally posted by juzre
and stinks worse than my assho...



hahahahahahahahahahhaahahaa:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

agony^xo ryhmes with assho

but i bet she showers..... so that wont fit and i wont flog a dead horse

HAHAHA

i gots rhymes like ****os got dildos

like lord of the rings you be geting ****ed like bilbo

bilbo is a nothing, he is a zero

zero like deniro ... deniro cant hang with pacino

but **** this im tired of rapping and ryming the word no, from know on im on a tanget and ryming the word you

pacino was the man thats true
but the deniro comment came out of the blue.

blue like deniros career driving backwards in reverse gear

yeah i must admit that that movie he made with billy crystal was pure ****.

speaking of **** how abot knightrider and his ****** car KIT

Kit was weak **** KATT was bad and krunk.

krunk cant explain the skunk junk that came from the funk known as hasselhoff the ****in punk

alls i know is that kits had the voice of a weinie, cause it was the voice of the dood who played Mr Feenie.

who the **** is feenie? what did he do to kits weenie?
if i him you id act a pimp

It's morning. 8am at the office. I need some ****ing coffee. I found a girl who is as kinky, sexy, and down like I am.. never thought this would happen. Take'n her out tomorrow night. Need coffee. She's been with more girls than she has guys, bi.. nice. Need coffee. Goodmorning hoeS!!! The King has spoken.

Ya'll my hoeS biotch!!!

Prone in passion my lust stands alone
***** **** heart placid like a stone

Bubble gun chew I grind in your teeth
Bubble pop throat like the sound of your queeth

Rip through your body like a thunderous cloud
I’ll unveil your insides like a velvet shroud

Bed sheet linen lined with your screams
Bubble pop passion or so it seems

The raven flies in a relentless fashion
Stormy clouds like a thunderous passion