View Full Version : Techno Sucks!


Bzob
07-21-2003, 11:17 AM
Nunu is getting upset at all the Techno bashing in the other thread so we can bash here....



:peeright: TECHNO

Nuno
07-21-2003, 11:22 AM
:-l I hate you.

Bzob
07-21-2003, 11:23 AM
I love me

lzindsay
07-21-2003, 11:23 AM
nuno loves techno=Sandy the squirrel loves Texas

Curly Howard
07-21-2003, 11:29 AM
Jelly fishing

Bzob
07-21-2003, 11:34 AM
I'm Ready...I'm Ready...I'm Ready...I'm Ready...

lzindsay
07-21-2003, 11:43 AM
are you feeling it now mr.crabs??
nuno=mr.grumpus

Nuno
07-21-2003, 11:44 AM
I was never this hateful until I met Bzob....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 11:44 AM
Nuno = Not ready,not ready,not ready

lzindsay
07-21-2003, 11:44 AM
wait i figured it out
Jelly fish love techno
nuno loves techno
jellyfish have no weenies
nuno.................

The Mouse
07-21-2003, 11:45 AM
Yea techno really sucks... the closest thing I come to likeing techno would be acid-jazz. Has an electonic sound but it's not repetetive at all and doesn't sound like the record is stuck. Has beat, rythm, and basic jazz soul.. yet with a sound all it's own.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by lzindsay
wait i figured it out
Jelly fish love techno
nuno loves techno
jellyfish have no weenies
nuno.................

You've moved up on my list....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Nuno
I was never this hateful until I met Bzob....

Take it to the hatered thread

Leather
07-21-2003, 12:44 PM
Techno is great!!!...

Bluecifer
07-21-2003, 12:48 PM
I only like Techno if I'm on extacy.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I only like Techno if I'm on extacy.

Drugs are bad.....PVD PURE!!! Do you know who PVD is spaniard?

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:13 PM
ttt for My hate of Techno

Leather
07-21-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
ttt for My love of Techno

Good for you hippy flower-eater...

Who is PVD, Nuno??? ...

Nuno
07-21-2003, 02:28 PM
Paul Van Dyk

LukeDothSucketh
07-21-2003, 02:32 PM
Techno sucks

Leather
07-21-2003, 02:32 PM
AAAaaaaaa...but he "plays" more trance than techno, is it right?....
Nuno, If you want, try to DL some session of Oscar Mulero, Christian Varela or DJ Rush....Hard and Tribal techno!!! Kazaa is plenty of these...

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:34 PM
whO CARES TAKE YOUR LOVE OUT OF THIS PSUDO HATERED THREAD!

Nuno
07-21-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
AAAaaaaaa...but he "plays" more trance than techno, is it right?....
Nuno, If you want, try to DL some session of Oscar Mulero, Christian Varela or DJ Rush....Hard and Tribal techno!!! Kazaa is plenty of these...

Thanks man...I will....tribal is the ****......

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:35 PM
NO, THE **** IS IN THE TOILET

Nuno
07-21-2003, 02:36 PM
Have you heard ATB?

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 02:36 PM
What is the difference beetween tribal and regular techno, it all sounds the same.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
What is the difference beetween tribal and regular techno, it all sounds the same.

Only to those who don't appreciate it........

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:37 PM
Tribal is the best of the worst. I mean if you had to listen to techno i could actually enjoy going to a house party playing Tribal Techno

LukeDothSucketh
07-21-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
Only to those who don't choke dick........

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:38 PM
LMAO

Leather
07-21-2003, 02:40 PM
Shut up Vzob...
Mr.Beel. the tribal has more "groove" and a lot of percussion...the pure techno is...mmmm...darker?...
ATB...mmmm...I don't listen very progressive...but I've heard some songs and looks good...

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:42 PM
I dont shut up, I grow up, and when i look at you I throw up. and then your mother comes around the corner and licks it up

Leather
07-21-2003, 02:43 PM
blah blah blah...another great post....congrats Bcow....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:44 PM
LMAO @ the spaniard for his great comeback!














Lo Dudo

Nuno
07-21-2003, 02:45 PM
I like mostly of trance and all sorts of techno......

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 02:45 PM
Mr. Leather one question, That song from Blade (the theme song)..Is that tribal??

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:46 PM
Mr. Beelzebub just became gayer

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 02:48 PM
I am just being diplomatic and open minded. I am trying to conversate with my european brother...

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:49 PM
My Mistake















***!

Leather
07-21-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Mr. Leather one question, That song from Blade (the theme song)..Is that tribal??

Hombre, pues sinceramente creo que no, o al menos no es lo que aquí vemos como "tribal", si quieres escuchar algo de lo que nosotros llamamos "tribal" o "hard" bajate algo de Christian Varela o Ben Sims...aunque dudo que te lo bajes pedazo de cabrito :) tu siempre fiel a tu frase: Techno sucks...

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:51 PM
:- l

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 02:53 PM
Voy a bajar algo de eso. Para serte sincero hay una que otra cancion que me gustan un poco, pero la mayoria tienes un ritmo demasiado pop y gay. Therefore, techno = ghey.

Oh, y trance es todavia peor.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Oh, y trance es todavia peor.


:(

Leather
07-21-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Voy a bajar algo de eso. Para serte sincero hay una que otra cancion que me gustan un poco, pero la mayoria tienes un ritmo demasiado pop y gay. Therefore, techno = ghey.

Oh, y trance es todavia peor.

Pop?! Para nada!!! creo que te confundes con el house o el progressive, el Techno suele ser bastante duro, por cierto tengo una canción que sí que creo que te gustará:

Ben Sims "Manipulated" (Adam Beyer Remix)...te sorprenderá...

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:57 PM
:- l

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 02:58 PM
seriously guys lets grow up a bit here.

we understand that there are differences in musical tastes so please fellas let that be.


Tho I am here to inform you that it is FACT that
A) House sucks
B) Progressive house sucks
C) Gay house sucks
D) Trance Sucks
E) Dark Trance sucks

If you are gonna listen to techno PLEASE listen to
A) Gabber
B) Hardcore
C) Jungle (if A & or B are not available)

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 02:58 PM
Trance sucks more than Bzob's spelling
Sucks more than Bzob's flacid pimp hand.
Sucks more that Bzob's huge man boobs.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
Pop?! Para nada!!! creo que te confundes con el house o el progressive, el Techno suele ser bastante duro, por cierto tengo una canción que sí que creo que te gustará:

Ben Sims "Manipulated" (Adam Beyer Remix)...te sorprenderá...

I have to get Kazaa.....I'll listen to it too when I get home.....

Spaniard, did you ever hear Inocente by Delirium??? It's one of my fav trance songs....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 02:59 PM
Only one of your statements were true. Techno does infact suck more that my spelling

Leather
07-21-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
:- l

I'm sorry, intentaré no escribir más en español....

No Nuno I'll try to DL it....but I'm not a big fan of trance....

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:01 PM
Techno fans please do yourself a favor and look for these artists


1) Delta 9
2) DJ Rob G (or Gee spelling varries)
3) DJ Buzz Fuzz
4) anything containing the word "Rotterdam"

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown

Tho I am here to inform you that it is FACT that
A) House sucks
B) Progressive house sucks
C) Gay house sucks
D) Trance Sucks
E) Dark Trance sucks

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
[QUOTE]Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
[B]
Tho I am here to inform you that it is FACT that
A) House sucks
B) Progressive house sucks
C) Gay house sucks
D) Trance Sucks
E) Dark Trance sucks


BEST POST EVA!

Leather
07-21-2003, 03:04 PM
Damn Vulgar!! Do you know that a big part of these Hardcore DJ's and producers are neo nazis??? I remember a Rotterdam Terror Corp's song that was a Hitler dialogue....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:05 PM
:- l

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
Damn Vulgar!! Do you know that a big part of these Hardcore DJ's and producers are neo nazis??? I remember a Rotterdam Terror Corp's song that was a Hitler dialogue....


Is this true???????


I know i have heard many songs with german word in them but neo nazi i am not sure of.

i know gabber kids typically have shaved heads and wear wife beaters but i did not see this as related because i always knew the rave/techno scene to be relatively hate free.

Are you sure it was not like Atari Teenage Riot with there anti-Nazi agenda?

speaking of which have you listened to ATR?

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
Damn Vulgar!! Do you know that a big part of these Hardcore DJ's and producers are neo nazis??? I remember a Rotterdam Terror Corp's song that was a Hitler dialogue....

Dude, **** that nazi ****....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:13 PM
VULGER IS A NAZI! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

Leather
07-21-2003, 03:13 PM
ATR are the ****!!! Crazy anti neo fascist!!! and yes, I'm sure...a lot of neo nazis in Spain listen it...

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:16 PM
thats horrible!

are you sure your not blaming a genra for the actions of a few?


its like saying all basketball players are rapists cause Kobe is.

your turning facist against the facists.

I'm not defending them by anymeans i'm just saying because the fans are doesn't mean the artists are, the could just be people with bad ideas and good musical taste.

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:17 PM
you mean all basketball players are not racist?

Leather
07-21-2003, 03:18 PM
I don't say that all harcore guys are fascist...I like hardcore too..Neophyte, Masochist...but it's true....

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:19 PM
Spaniard...have you heard Safri Duo - Played'a'Live.....it's one of my fav.....nice drums in this one.....

Bluecifer
07-21-2003, 03:19 PM
All the pro basketball players here smoke pot. They don't call them the blazers for nothing.

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:19 PM
This is an anti techno thread, Get out. Start your own Pro Techno thread and be alone in it

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:21 PM
Nuno,

I'm doing this for your own good, PLEASE stop listening to trance. Its absolutely horrible. If your gonna be a weak ***** at least listen to tribal or jungle.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
This is an anti techno thread, Get out. Start your own Pro Techno thread and be alone in it

No...you have been partially hijacked.....deal with it....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:21 PM
TTT

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:21 PM
Spaniard you ever listen to ***o Drums (sp?)?


its nto techno its japanese its amazing check it out i think you might like it.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Nuno,

I'm doing this for your own good, PLEASE stop listening to trance. Its absolutely horrible. If your gonna be a weak ***** at least listen to tribal or jungle.

I appreciate your concern....well actually I don't......let's just agree to disagree.....

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:28 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!


Nuno officialy has BAD taste in music.

Leather
07-21-2003, 03:28 PM
Nuno, yes ..this song is a plague!!! It's good but it was in all radios!!!

***o drums?? i've heard Taikko Drums but I don't know if it's the same....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!


Nuno officialy has BAD taste in music.

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:30 PM
spaniard look for it on kazaa

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!


Nuno officialy has BAD taste in music.

I could say the same about your taste in music.......It's a matter of opinion.......you don't have to like it.......all that matters is that I like it........

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
I could say the same about your taste in music.......It's a matter of opinion.......you don't have to like it.......all that matters is that I like it........

yeah its kinda like herpes but different

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
yeah its kinda like herpes but different

Nevermind...... :-l

The Mouse
07-21-2003, 03:50 PM
I haven't been hit in the head enough in order to enjoy techno.. and soccer is for men who like to run around in short-shorts with other hairy sweaty men and kick around a ball like ****.

:fu:

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
I haven't been hit in the head enough in order to enjoy techno.. and soccer is for men who like to run around in short-shorts with other hairy sweaty men and kick around a ball like ****.

:fu:

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:52 PM
Bzob you win....this thread is yours......enjoy.......I give up......

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:54 PM
Dont go away mad Nuno,..............

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:55 PM
No I'm not angry......my music will always keep me happy.........

VulgarTheClown
07-21-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
I haven't been hit in the head enough in order to enjoy techno.. and soccer is for men who like to run around in short-shorts with other hairy sweaty men and kick around a ball like ****.

:fu:

and MMA is for men that like to hug and hump other men

Nuno
07-21-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
and MMA is for men that like to hug and hump other men

I wanna to say that....but it was too easy....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 03:59 PM
I thought you were leaving

Nuno
07-21-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I thought you were leaving

Fine *turns off light**shuts doors**laughs cause everyone is still in there in the dark* HEHEHE.....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 04:02 PM
*that was not the light switch*

Nuno
07-21-2003, 04:04 PM
*upset for touching bzob's penis*

Bzob
07-21-2003, 04:07 PM
*That was not my Penis,it was Whoremasters penis*

The Mouse
07-21-2003, 04:10 PM
Damnit.. i talked bad about techno and soccer, and I'm still not on the list.. WHAT MUST I DO?!?!

Squezze
07-21-2003, 04:16 PM
In bizarro world, this would be the best thread ever, and I wouldn't mind reading it again.

Squezze
07-21-2003, 04:16 PM
And techno does suck. Sucks the mean moose ****.

Bzob
07-21-2003, 04:18 PM
I like squeeze even more today

Leather
07-21-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
......my music will always keep me happy.........

The best post on this thread...

Bzob
07-21-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
The worst post on this thread...

Nuno
07-21-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
The best post on this thread...

I knew you would understand that one.....

As for mouse.....you got your wish.....

Leather
07-21-2003, 04:23 PM
Today I hate you a lot Yzov...

Squezze
07-21-2003, 04:25 PM
I never have a sweet clue what the Europeans are talking about. HAVE SOME MORE EXTACY FOR CHRIST'S SAKES!~!

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 04:26 PM
Techno sucks more than Madonna
more than the french
more than Carson Daly
more than the Clippers...

Squezze
07-21-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
more than the Clippers...


Is that possible?

Nuno
07-21-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Techno sucks more than Madonna
more than the french
more than Carson Daly
more than the Clippers...

Liar...

The Mouse
07-21-2003, 04:29 PM
Mouse is the sexiest man alive.

Leather
07-21-2003, 04:29 PM
Mr Baael. have you DLed the song?..

Squezze
07-21-2003, 04:30 PM
When I take over the world, I'm gonna remove all the beautiful women from Portugal and Spain, and turn those countries into the world's biggest McDonald's.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 04:30 PM
I am at work right now. I am gonna DL it as soon as I get home.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Squezze
When I take over the world, I'm gonna remove all the beautiful women from Portugal and Spain, and turn those countries into the world's biggest McDonald's.

Squezze needs to come to Portugal or Spain and say that.....:cuss:

Leather
07-21-2003, 04:32 PM
no te arrepentirás amigo..

Squezze
07-21-2003, 04:36 PM
I fear no Spanish people or Portugese people. You guys arn't even from the scary part of Europe.

Nuno
07-21-2003, 04:37 PM
NO......but we have deep wells which hide many secrets*dr. evil laugh*........Bwahhahahaha.....bwahahahahha.....

Leather
07-21-2003, 04:37 PM
lol...what is the scary part of Europe? Bosnia and these places?...

Nuno
07-21-2003, 04:40 PM
Where I live in Portugal there are alot of woods and angry drunk mofos that would kill you and throw you in a well for talking **** like that....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 04:40 PM
LMAO!

LukeDothSucketh
07-21-2003, 04:43 PM
Wha happen?

Mr. Beelzebub
07-21-2003, 04:45 PM
Here, have some chorizo