I was just wandering the street like a vagrant on my lunch break, when I bumped into an ex girlfriend of mine that I hadn't seen in about 9 years. We were chatting for a while and had some laughs, but it made wonder how the years can be so unkind.

When we were together, it was the last year of high school and the summer after that. She was seen as being a pretty decent catch at the time, nice body and a magnificent rack...seriously. What I spoke to today, I hardly recognised.

She would now be an easy 180 - 190 lbs. Has a wider back than I do and resembles the marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. She is married to a guy she hooked up with not long after me and has no kids...though looks about 13 months pregnant now.

Sad...it really is.

yep time is cruel to some people

Time chokes dick

hahaha, oh jesus - did you point and laugh?

you're so cruel.

I couldn't stop looking...it was amazing to see...it was like someone has force fed her for the last 10 years

did you say:

"Congratulations, so when are you due? ...triplets?"

I nearly did honestly...how ****en embarrassment would that have been!

she would have put the hurt on you.

Originally posted by Magic Man
did you say:

"Congratulations, so when are you due? ...triplets?"

I said that to a guy once

She would have sat on me...and possibly chewed on my rump...that where the best meat is apparently

BJJ and TKD would be useless, it'd be futile to even fight it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Magic Man
BJJ and TKD would be useless, it'd be futile to even fight it.

I would have better luck using Tae Bo...she may be momentarily distracted and get the urge to exercise for about 10 minutes before slumping back into the couch and slamming down another snickers

dont blame time

blame the ****ty diet and depression and all those comfort foods and humans inate ability to feel lonly and weak.

no sir time didnt cause this one

OK, I shall change the thread title to "Weakness, depression, poor diet and lonlieness can be harsh to some people"..

Don't quite sound the same huh

no it doesnt

but if you named it the dirty dozen or something that would be better