I'll get the ball rolling I want a comprehensive list lads;

1. We have the best plugs in the world. Fact.

2. The language a lot of people use is named after us - English (Someone get the stat for that - amount of people.) Not American. Secondly we spell things and pronounce things better than Yanks. They bastardised our language. Putting Z's in everything, so they could do better at scrabble. Cunts.

And numerate it all sil vous plait.

Football, Oasis.....Going the pub. Page 3.

Bowler Hats

Real Ale, Fish and chips, countryside, history, limey bum boys.
Nuff said.

Im from Puerto Rico and I think Britain has more powerful economy than stupid yanks,, England beat them in nearly every sports (Not in basketball but P.R. done that in 2004 Olimpics ask any american) and english people owned USA for years.. they are a ex english colony so English had it they a BEST country than US. thats a FACT.. Im just being realistic

Chips n gravy. Football. Our amazing history. Pubs. Ray Mears.

3. Their ability not to read or follow instructions. Come on lads I wanted this to be numerated!

Im from Puerto Rico and I think Britain has more powerful economy than stupid yanks,, England beat them in nearly every sports (Not in basketball but P.R. done that in 2004 Olimpics ask any american) and english people owned USA for years.. they are a ex english colony so English had it they a BEST country than US. thats a FACT.. Im just being realistic

Go read up on the economies champ!

Britain is no where near as powerful as the US, or Japan for that matter.

Football, Oasis.....Going the pub. Page 3.

3 things you can do in Australia

And you also get whether that hovers around 21 degrees in winter and 31 in summer. Compared to 0 degrees in winter in britain and 21 in summer.

I know which one i would pick!

Australia!

3 things you can do in Australia

And you also get whether that hovers around 21 degrees in winter and 31 in summer. Compared to 0 degrees in winter in britain and 21 in summer.

I know which one i would pick!

Australia!


You don't know your head from your arse. Mr. Please Ban me this is my last post.

3 things you can do in Australia

And you also get whether that hovers around 21 degrees in winter and 31 in summer. Compared to 0 degrees in winter in britain and 21 in summer.

I know which one i would pick!

Australia!

Yeh but the is what makes England great! The weather.

Go read up on the economies champ!

Britain is no where near as powerful as the US, or Japan for that matter.

But your boxers are so fukkin poor. :boxing:

Aussie geezer aint argued with the plug point. The three point plug is the way forward. Even he aint denying that.

4. We have the best soaps.

4. We have the best soaps.

Agreed Cusson, Carex, Dove all great soaps

3 things you can do in Australia

And you also get whether that hovers around 21 degrees in winter and 31 in summer. Compared to 0 degrees in winter in britain and 21 in summer.

I know which one i would pick!

Australia!

Its a shame you'll be begging the rest of the world for water soon, or die in a forest fire. Nothing like a bit of rain now and again variety is the spice of life, and you eat a ****ing bbq for Christmas dinner. Cunts.

3 things you can do in Australia

And you also get whether that hovers around 21 degrees in winter and 31 in summer. Compared to 0 degrees in winter in britain and 21 in summer.

I know which one i would pick!

Australia!

Me too.

Whichever one one you didn't choose.

England is a shithole. The english got conquered by the French Normans. Now you're just America's bitch. (*Britain that is, england doesn't exist in international affairs)

**** you
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England is a shithole. The english got conquered by the French Normans. Now you're just America's bitch. (*Britain that is, england doesn't exist in international affairs)

The only people in Britain who didn't descend from foreigners are the Welsh, the Scottish and the Irish.

English are descended from the Romans.

5. Moaning, we moan about everything and anything.

As for Ult, i couldn't handle sunny weather all year round.

Who really wants to be sweating like a cunt in Winter?. I want snow, rain, wind, sunshine, thunderstorms, hail stones, frost, ice, the works. I couldn't handle one season of weather all year round.

One thing that isn't great about the country is when English people get this idea that Britain and England are interchangeable terms.

One thing that isn't great about the country is when English people get this idea that Britain and England are interchangeable terms.

Agreed although , it's all right in my case as the only good things found in Britain exist in England.

Yere I said it.

Agreed although , it's all right in my case as the only good things found in Britain exist in England.

Yere I said it.

The only good thing in England is when us Jocks visit.

The only good thing in England is when us Jocks visit.

Which quite thankfully is very rare, for 9/10 of England. You're all to busy watching division 1 style football.

I make Britain better than any other country

The fact that when the English go to the US they get more female attention than the yanks.

The old British Empire, lets face it, we ruled the world and we are a pretty small island

Any invention you care to mention and chances are we came up with it.... telephone, television, airplanes....

carry on

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self preservation society.

I just wanted an excuse to post the song. . . .. :)

bastard video won't post

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Absolutely nothing

Absolutely nothing

You're right.

It just is.

:lol1:

Britain is going down the shitter
:puppy_dog

The only good thing in England is when us Jocks visit.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44658000/jpg/_44658363_7rangers20_ap_466b.jpg

LOL.

:kiss:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44658000/jpg/_44658363_7rangers20_ap_466b.jpg


Thugs rampage in Manchester as Rangers fans try to control them.

We're better because Hatton retired Mayweather.

The empire its still around really

http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/map_of_the_british_empire_in_the_1920s.png

"What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean?"

"The Yanks love snobbery. They really feel they've arrived in England if the upper class treats 'em like shit."

'Harold Shand'

Gargantuan Tea consumption of course!!!

Gargantuan Tea consumption of course!!!

I thought Germany over took us with this? Or is that an urban legend. Germans have to beat us at something I guess.

I'll get the ball rolling I want a comprehensive list lads;

1. We have the best plugs in the world. Fact.

2. The language a lot of people use is named after us - English (Someone get the stat for that - amount of people.) Not American. Secondly we spell things and pronounce things better than Yanks. They bastardised our language. Putting Z's in everything, so they could do better at scrabble. Cunts.

And numerate it all sil vous plait.

What do you mean plugs, bathroom, wall or the good old 3 pin, either way yes.
the water, we don't get explosive shits from drinking tap water.
football violence, world leaders.
NHS.

I thought Germany over took us with this? Or is that an urban legend. Germans have to beat us at something I guess.

They drink a lot of tea apparantly, but on the whole they don't add milk.

Everyone knows real men add milk to their cuppa!!

What do you mean plugs, bathroom, wall or the good old 3 pin, either way yes.
the water, we don't get explosive shits from drinking tap water.
football violence, world leaders.
NHS.

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So Don, have the Germans really overtaken us in terms of tea consumption.

Nice to a see a fellow Wimbledon fan anyway (assumption)

So Don, have the Germans really overtaken us in terms of tea consumption.

Nice to a see a fellow Wimbledon fan anyway (assumption)

I have no figures for German tea consumption but one of my mothers work colleagues is German and she always comments on how obsessed a lot of British people are about having a cup of tea!

Shame she doesnt know about it solving all the worlds problems eh!!!

I am a womble. I cant say i follow AFC tho, i keep an eye out for em, but it aint the same.

I have no figures for German tea consumption but one of my mothers work colleagues is German and she always comments on how obsessed a lot of British people are about having a cup of tea!

Shame she doesnt know about it solving all the worlds problems eh!!!

I am a womble. I cant say i follow AFC tho, i keep an eye out for em, but it aint the same.

Same, Still when one day we are returned to our Glory I can say I was an Original fan.

Bout time we got promoted (Again) this season.

Same, Still when one day we are returned to our Glory I can say I was an Original fan.

Bout time we got promoted (Again) this season.

Aye, the good old days. The crazy gang!

Later Legends like Robbie Earl, Marcus Gayle, Gareth "better than Figo" Ainsworth, Chris Perry, Ben Thatcher. I think I'm gonna stop now or i'm gonna start crying!

Heeeeeeey Charles Koppel oooh aaah I wanna knooooooooooow why you're such a c**t!!

Hopefully we will be up again and we'll be one step closer to them days!

Brits, cant even pronounce the word 'mom' they say MUM i cant respect a country like that.

Aye, the good old days. The crazy gang!

Later Legends like Robbie Earl, Marcus Gayle, Gareth "better than Figo" Ainsworth, Chris Perry, Ben Thatcher. I think I'm gonna stop now or i'm gonna start crying!

Heeeeeeey Charles Koppel oooh aaah I wanna knooooooooooow why you're such a c**t!!

Hopefully we will be up again and we'll be one step closer to them days!

Gayle was playing for AFC, not sure if he still is. We got Jermaine Darlington as well for about 1 season I think.

Robbie Earl - pundit itv sometimes?

Ainsworth QPR legend and captain. I think he's staying on as a coach.

Chris Perry, went to the Saints on loan, and played for Luton Town - owned Liverpool.

Thatcher - aint got a clue, Charlton don't seem to play him ffs. Before the Elbow controversy he was at Man city ffs. I still remember Spurs buying him, cunts.

Other legends include: Connolloy, Shipperly (Great Partnership)
Lionel Morgan and Jobi Mcanuff (Our two hottest prospects at the time, the former had to retire at the young young age of around 21, the later signed by Watford "One of the best right sided midfielers in the Championship" the Watford Manager. lol.

Reo Coker - affectionately named Jig saw by us fans, as he fell to pieces in the box. Still can't score bless him, good player though.

**** me I could go on.

Neil Sulivan was the man as well. Tottenham snapped up our 3 best players except Kenny Cunningham.

Brits, cant even pronounce the word 'mom' they say MUM i cant respect a country like that.

MUM is the original and best term!

That is why your female compatriots fall weak at the knee's at our proper pronunciation! They want to be a MUM to our babies!

MUM is the original and best term!

That is why your female compatriots fall weak at the knee's at our proper pronunciation! They want to be a MUM to our babies!

Um WTF!????!

Um WTF!????!
the fact is we can stroll into your country and pick up any girls we want. true story