View Full Version : George Foreman Grills vs Bear Grylls


Don PWNleone
06-04-2008, 05:33 AM
Who would be best to get you out of the hunger zone etc.

My money would be on George, hes always calm, has a fantastic grill, nice man size portions, if worst comes to it theres a fair bit of meat on him and you could surive on him all year.

The problem I have with Bear is that he likes to show off and eat insects and other stuff like that, which isn't gonna fill up a sparrow let alone a full grown man. I'd end up being Bulemic or Anorexic or some shit like that. Another thing you couldn't resort to eating Bear, because he is so full of shit he probably tastes like shit.

Anyway thoughts?

DURAN_IS_GOD
06-04-2008, 06:38 AM
haha why all the hate for bear?? insects have a high source of protein. Timone, Pumba and Simba did fine with insects in the lion king!!

Don PWNleone
06-04-2008, 07:44 AM
haha why all the hate for bear?? insects have a high source of protein. Timone, Pumba and Simba did fine with insects in the lion king!!

He makes out he puts himself in really dangerous situations, and how hard it is to do whatever it is he is doing. One slip and I could die, well the camera man seems to cope fine and he has a big camera to hold.:nonono:

You eat insects for a day then and tell me your not hungry, and not dying for one of Georges Burgers.

DURAN_IS_GOD
06-04-2008, 08:04 AM
He makes out he puts himself in really dangerous situations, and how hard it is to do whatever it is he is doing. One slip and I could die, well the camera man seems to cope fine and he has a big camera to hold.:nonono:

You eat insects for a day then and tell me your not hungry, and not dying for one of Georges Burgers.
but its not about being hungry.... you can be hungry and still survive. The insects give you much needed protein etc

Pot Noodle
06-04-2008, 10:28 AM
But if you grill a Bear Grylls insect it will shrivel up.
George Foreman wins.

TRAVI$
06-04-2008, 11:27 AM
I like my meat like i like my men
Dark

D_Hook
06-04-2008, 12:06 PM
I like my meat like I like my men

Raw and tough

Pot Noodle
06-04-2008, 12:08 PM
I like my meat like I like my men.
Tight and stringy

ЯiZO
06-04-2008, 12:15 PM
You could live on the fat and crud on my grill for a year. I haven't cleaned it off in ages.

D_Hook
06-04-2008, 12:19 PM
You could live on the fat and crud on my grill for a year. I haven't cleaned it off in ages.

You ruined it now! You were supposed to say "I like my men like I like my meat *inset witty comparison here*"

TRAVI$
06-04-2008, 01:08 PM
**** you
Copycat cunts

x-PeROxiDE-x
06-04-2008, 05:31 PM
I just like meat.