I find this quite funny.

So I go out with this cute chick from work tonight, dinner and movies. We're having a good time then after dinner when we're heading to theatre I realize that this has been a ****ing casual friend date. I had nothing, and realized I'd totally misjudged how this girl looked at me. Anyways during the movie I went against what I knew about body language, and attempted to put my arm around her and as I moved closer it came down to if she would move her head up a bit to give my arm some room behind her, BUT SHE DIDN'T MOVE AND MY ARM HIT HER HEAD LOL. At that point I realized this girl was NOT interested in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with me IN THE SLIGHTEST. So for the rest of the movie I sat there thinking about how funny the story I would have to tell my buddy would be ( he was picking us up after the movie): "So yea, I pretty much ****ed it all up and elbowed her in the head." While we were waiting for my buddy to pick us up, I told her that when I asked her out that I did like her but if she wasn't looking for a boyfriend I understood. She gave me some mumble of a reply and I felt so bad because she's pretty shy and was clearly REALLY embarassed...

I've been laughing since I dropped her off, and it won't stop for a long time LOL.

Top that one gman. YOU GOT **** ALL PUNK, WHAT.

Sorry to hear you wasted a Friday night on that

I don't know. It was worth the time so I could have a good laugh at it, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Better then I'm doing.

dude. I hate that ****. It happens to me all the time.

I must be ugly. Am too ugly to get a mate?

what movie was it?

Pirates of the Carribean, it was pretty cool.

yea i liked that movie

Yoiu got to be more direct BEFORE and DURING the date....If you always act like just a friend she will do the same, and wont feel attacted to you...Im guess you dont flirt much with her, and alway have friendly convos...No, let her know youll bang her and youre going to bang her

good stuff charles

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Yoiu got to be more direct BEFORE and DURING the date....If you always act like just a friend she will do the same, and wont feel attacted to you...Im guess you dont flirt much with her, and alway have friendly convos...No, let her know youll bang her and youre going to bang her

Jesus all I do is flirt, maintaining eye contact and keeping her smiling and such in person and on phone. But for some reaosn tonight... lol, its that ****ing Dragon guy, he knew everything would go wrong this weekend hahaha...

Now I'm sad and mad. If I don't get hammered at the wedding tomorrow night for whatever reason, this will go into history as the worst week of my life, thank you, good night.

one of the girls i work with i think is into me, which shocks me cause she is mad hot.

but i got wierd game

it all started when one day she was sad so i made her do cartwheels and i did some to to cheer her up ever since its been really cool.

she might be callin me tonight but i think she crashed cause she got off work 2 hours before i did

I hate woman and thier mind games. I'm going insane from all of this ****.

gees, i thought this was about the time you went on to sherdog and professed your love for bruce lovely, and how he was the only reason you went to sherdog. i guess you are even more pathetic than you realize. and gman, is that a body suit you are wearing? looks romoshopped/airbrushed to me.

Yes it's a joke

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Yoiu got to be more direct BEFORE and DURING the date....If you always act like just a friend she will do the same, and wont feel attacted to you...Im guess you dont flirt much with her, and alway have friendly convos...No, let her know youll bang her and youre going to bang her

Ensanity is totaly right. Women like aggressive men. Espically when your not, I guess a good way to put it is "loud"

Be stuttle, but still let her know you want her. Hold open doors, kiss her hand......stuff you think is too corny to work. It does work. And eye contact. Thats important. Try to lock eyes a few times. Let her know your looking at her

Originally posted by slug
gees, i thought this was about the time you went on to sherdog and professed your love for bruce lovely, and how he was the only reason you went to sherdog. i guess you are even more pathetic than you realize. and gman, is that a body suit you are wearing? looks romoshopped/airbrushed to me.

shut up, ***. go home.

so do i now get to go on your stupid ****in list?

what a loser send her to me i'll **** her

Originally posted by Creed
Ensanity is totaly right. Women like aggressive men. Espically when your not, I guess a good way to put it is "loud"

Be stuttle, but still let her know you want her. Hold open doors, kiss her hand......stuff you think is too corny to work. It does work. And eye contact. Thats important. Try to lock eyes a few times. Let her know your looking at her

I dont know whats funnier, Luke almost knocking out his date or Canadian Virgins giving eachother relationship advice......

Luke, keep plugging bro, one time you'll find a hole.

dude if shes shy she probably is interested.... just give her some time

very true

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG you guys are classic. slug, may you die a terrible death. kaps, yes, I am the biggest idiot alive. Last night at the wedding I puked all over myself in the back of my parents car. Tom, I almost **** my pants laughing at that comment. WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE HAHAHA

They are always good stories to tell while you are drinking with your friends though

Yea my new nickname is "Ricco Swuave", cause I'm so ****in smooth

no

yes