I got off me train and all I heard was "This is an emergency, please exit the building as soon as possible" and I thought it was a shagging terrorist attack at first. I was a wee bit pissed off to be honest, as I thought to meself, **** me, of all days why did al quaida have to attack today when I've got a cunting hangover, if I have to fight me way out of the building I'm not gonna be in peak condition to do it, those al quaida cunts could at least have the bleeding courtesy to attack on a day when I haven't been drinking heavily the night before. Then I thought to meself, well, to be fair to those al quaida slags, that doesn't leave em many days to work with, so I forgave em so I did.

Anyway, the moral of the story is this: Don't let al quaida put you off drinking stella. I haven't.

didn't hear about this fire mate, i was too busy stuffing my face at an italian down st pauls square

dunno bout you, but i always plan my exit in the case of an emergency. Always sit by women, children and old people so that in the event of having to evacuate you can throw elbows, punches and butts and easily remove them from your path.

Al qaeda can take our freedom, but there'll never take our stella mate... agreed there

New Street Station, i've been there a few times - and the station at Brum International.

Just sayin...

didn't hear about this fire mate, i was too busy stuffing my face at an italian down st pauls square

dunno bout you, but i always plan my exit in the case of an emergency. Always sit by women, children and old people so that in the event of having to evacuate you can throw elbows, punches and butts and easily remove them from your path.

Al qaeda can take our freedom, but there'll never take our stella mate... agreed there

lol 'can take our freedom, but there'll never take our stella..' ?

so if u were to be interregated (a situation where u have no freedom) ur last request if thirsty would be stella, then ull be sweet?

lol 'can take our freedom, but there'll never take our stella..' ?

so if u were to be interregated (a situation where u have no freedom) ur last request if thirsty would be stella, then ull be sweet?
my last request would be a milk chocolate yazhoo.... but hostages cant be picky, so i'll take the stella

New Street Station, i've been there a few times - and the station at Brum International.

Just sayin...

"Just saying..."

Made me start laughing for some strange reason. Was it supposed to have that effect?