If you wrote your own biography what title would you give it.

Mine would definitely be 'Sorry Mum'

'****, I Shouldn't Have Beaten Him Up'

I couldn't possibly write one.

Id never kiss and tell on Keeley or Lucy. LOL!

Pot Noodle: The baddest of the bad from 2 million sperm.

" Dude, Where's your purse "

"The next round's on me"

"I ****ed up the first time can I have another go?"

"I ****ed up the first time can I have another go?"

You've had it son. You're going to be reborn as the seventh son of a drug addled dung beetle.

That's karma for you. She's a right tart.

You've had it son. You're going to be reborn as the seventh son of a drug addled dung beetle.

That's karma for you. She's a right tart.

what if I become one of them harekrishnah's? I'm scared I'll get run over though.

what if I become one of them harekrishnah's? I'm scared I'll get run over though.

Alan hates the HarryKrishnah's. It wouldn't be a wise move. He thinks they should spend less time chanting and dancing round the streets like cunts and more time in the local boozer debating who's gonna win euro 08.

I'm inclined to agree with Alan. I think he's got a point.

P4PKING_2008 : - The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be!

Alan hates the HarryKrishnah's. It wouldn't be a wise move. He thinks they should spend less time chanting and dancing round the streets like cunts and more time in the local boozer debating who's gonna win euro 08.

I'm inclined to agree with Alan. I think he's got a point.

I'm pretty much ****ed then, in which way could I make penance and please alan so I may better myself in the next life?

Is there a book according to alan? help me for I am weak in my understanding of the ways of alan, I need guidance from a man of learning and stature, but i fear it may be too late.

Aaron Down: THE ONE MAN RIOT

A Pwnographic tale of Sex,Drugs and Alan Worshipping.

" Im a cunt... but read my book anyways "

Travis: A story of slavery, prostitution and crystal meth