View Full Version : If you could be any animal


Curly Howard
07-19-2003, 12:11 AM
what would you be?

realkaps
07-19-2003, 12:31 AM
A lion. They got the life man. They sleep all day. There *****es bring them the food. They have several wives and all they got to do is fend off a few punk ass Hyena's.....

Bzob
07-19-2003, 12:32 AM
A Penguin

Curly Howard
07-19-2003, 01:42 AM
a monkey.......they don't do **** all day and can still jerk off if needed

LukeDothSucketh
07-19-2003, 01:43 AM
Gorilla. They mate every 28 days. For some of you this would be much less mating... but for me, much MUCH more.

handjobs4dollars
07-19-2003, 01:48 AM
A house cat of some hot *****. I could sleep 18 hours a day and still see naked chicks.

AgonYx0
07-19-2003, 12:31 PM
a bird so i can **** on my enemys and ex's

handjobs4dollars
07-19-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
a bird so i can **** on my enemys and ex's
you could do that now.

astroboy
07-19-2003, 06:26 PM
falcon, diving a hundreds of kms an hour for your food sounds like fun

seldomTap
07-20-2003, 09:48 PM
I would like to be a self spanking monkey

DragonZero
07-20-2003, 11:01 PM
i don't wanna be an animal i wanna be a girl's bicycle seat

Dutch
07-21-2003, 01:18 AM
...Hippo-pota-wotamus,why?I...don't...know...

Fallout
07-21-2003, 02:01 AM
A dragon, definitly a dragon

Whoremaster B
07-21-2003, 10:51 AM
kuahla bear, sleep 20 hours a day and still be moody.

lzindsay
07-21-2003, 10:55 AM
hip hop a nonomous?
anyway I would be a shark, because I love the dentist and they have so many teeth I could get non stop dental cleaning.
ohhhhhh that is sooo hot,

Bzob
07-21-2003, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by lzindsay
hip hop a nonomous?
anyway I would be a shark, because I love the dentist and they have so many teeth I could get non stop dental cleaning.
ohhhhhh that is sooo hot, :nonono:

lzindsay
07-21-2003, 10:59 AM
bob is afraid of the dentist as you will see if you ever meet him

Whoremaster B
07-21-2003, 11:01 AM
Thats alright Lindzy, after Im done with your brother, he wont have any teeth left anyway.

lzindsay
07-21-2003, 11:04 AM
its that big eh??

Whoremaster B
07-21-2003, 11:08 AM
Bigger

Bluecifer
07-21-2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by kaps
A lion. They got the life man. They sleep all day. There *****es bring them the food. They have several wives and all they got to do is fend off a few punk ass Hyena's.....

Bzob
07-21-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Bigger

You are going down, If I can Figure out wich one you are

LukeDothSucketh
07-21-2003, 01:47 PM
BIG DINKY